The Daily Musings Thread...

bg13

JBA wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Biopace chain rings? Whatever the fark they are, Sounds like the sort of excuse used in the road part of this forum!

Surely someone of your advanced years remembers Biopace? Shimano's attempt at making ovalised chainrings that did bugger all except shag the rider's knees.

Anyway that's what I blame for my goosed knee. Oh, and getting hit by a bus and breaking my knee cap when I were a lad and dislocating my knee the first time I went skiing.

I do remember them the first time around but I'm acting far too young to admit it!

Not the luckiest lad growing up were you?

bg13

Ps been out to a producteurs market this evening, loads of lovely boozes and some foods. Had a wabbit burger!

Stevo_666

JBA wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Biopace chain rings? Whatever the fark they are, Sounds like the sort of excuse used in the road part of this forum!

Surely someone of your advanced years remembers Biopace? Shimano's attempt at making ovalised chainrings that did bugger all except shag the rider's knees.

Anyway that's what I blame for my goosed knee. Oh, and getting hit by a bus and breaking my knee cap when I were a lad and dislocating my knee the first time I went skiing.

Just blame old age JBA, people will believe that.

Not a bad drive South given its on one of the most boring roads in the country. Work tomorrow unfortunately.

Wheelspinner

Finished the Great Wall of Shelving in the shed, so I now have a mahoosive stash of brownie points. Burned all the offcuts to celebrate.

Day off tomorrow, by day off I mean day in town shopping for stuff apparently :roll:

bg13

Evening 4nalbeads,

Did some lumber jacking today, dropped four trees for a mate, the three silver birch came down exactly where i wanted them, the bigger conifer landed 180 degrees from where i expected it to land, fortunately it landed safe from the barn.
Mate who was helping was heard to shout 'it's going the wrong farking way'' suppose it beats shouting 'timbeeeeerrrrrrrrrr'

In other news we are having a pizza and tabletennis evening with some friends and their grandsons, reckon I'm going to get my arris kicked! Best get on the beer!

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Evening 4nalbeads,

Did some lumber jacking today, dropped four trees for a mate, the three silver birch came down exactly where i wanted them, the bigger conifer landed 180 degrees from where i expected it to land, fortunately it landed safe from the barn.
Mate who was helping was heard to shout 'it's going the wrong farking way'' suppose it beats shouting 'timbeeeeerrrrrrrrrr'

In other news we are having a pizza and tabletennis evening with some friends and their grandsons, reckon I'm going to get my arris kicked! Best get on the beer!

Toodles

You're a lumberjack and you're OK

Had a meeting with advisors this afternoon, early finish followed by free drinks. Not too bad overall.

bg13

Good evening those that have BJL's,

Had a pleasant evening yesterday, down the local town to listen to A bit of music and had boozes, today I've been tiling a floor, got all the full tiles down, just need to do all the cuts some time next week!
Now having Italian based foods and more boozes.

Toodles

Stevo_666

Morning doggers,

Uni open day yesterday meant we were out all day and knackered afterwards. At least we earned our slap up Indian take away.

Back to the routine today, ho hum.

bg13

Morning she wee's,

Bit moist here which put the kibosh on the planned golf! Hopefully the heavens dry up later as got a trip to a chateau, hoping foods and boozes are involved!

Toodles

bg13

Evening receivers,

Cutting up floor tiles all day, fitting them tomorrow. What's not to like about that eh?

FML

Toodles

Stevo_666

Pedal, work, drink, repeat

Apart from picking Stropteen up from the station delayed drinking this evening. Now counting down the days until my sunshine holiday which kicks off this weekend. The only problem with going to Crete is that I've had enough of cretins already this year.

bg13

Evening noshers,

Fitted floor tiles, grouting tomorrow! I am living the dream! Maybe some mowing!

Toodles

veronese68

Bg’s gone fully native, how long does it take to tile a floor?
Busy day followed by a trip to a comedy night in a pub. Some were quite funny, one really wasn’t. Beer and pizza were good though.

Stevo_666

Busy day mopping up sh1t at work before the hols but at least we got a good free lunch out of the advisors in between.

Got a bit distracted as the hot girl from marketing sat next to me in the office. Obviously she has the hots for me

bg13

Evening pickle ticklers,

Floor tiling finished, mate popped round had beers, went to another producers market had beers and foods.

I think the marketing minx wants you to share some photos of her Stevo, you know the rules!

Toodles

veronese68

Every now and then I have to diff my cap and admit bg is right, considering what a wrong’un he is that’s a rare event. But he’s right this time, she wants you to share pictures of her with random sad twunts off the interweb.
In other news, pub sells beer and beer is goood.

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Evening pickle ticklers,

Floor tiling finished, mate popped round had beers, went to another producers market had beers and foods.

I think the marketing minx wants you to share some photos of her Stevo, you know the rules!

Toodles

I've found some pics online but I think I'll keep them for myself

bg13

Evening fit colleague stalkers,

Floor tiling success followed by some more plasterboarding in prep for the staircase next monday, think I'm going to have a busy few days coming up!
Just had foods and am now on some grape juice!

Toodles

Stevo_666

Well the new boiler is installed now and we have hot water again so we're smelling a bit less French than in the last few days.

Tomorrow = last day in work before the holidays

veronese68

Happy damned Fryday, especially to that renowned tosser that is Stevo. I think I had a holiday once...
Another busy day in the orifice lies ahead of me before a weekend of sorting sh!t out at the old dear's place. Got someone coming round to pick up all the picture framing equipment next week so need to fish it all out. Being Fryday the traditional array of fried bits of dead pig will be consumed at lunchtime, woohoo! Beer will be drunk later.
Car is being collected by the bodyshop to be repaired from when sleeping bint drove into it, I'll have the delight of a courtesy car with the name of a bodyshop all over it. This should ensure other drivers keep well clear as they assume I can't drive, I'll try my best to live up to these expectations by driving like a complete tool.
Onwards and upwards...

bg13

Afternoon bike seat sniffers,

Plasterboarding almost complete, time now for beers and a music thing at a local town. World music so not expecting much but it may surprise!

More dodgy diy for the rest of the weekend.

Toodles

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

Happy damned Fryday, especially to that renowned tosser that is Stevo. I think I had a holiday once...

Hooray, hooray, it's a holi-holi-day :P

Bailed early after a good free lunch and bit of plonk. May do a spot of packing tonight as tomorrow is dropping off the hounds at their holiday accommodation. Weather here is gopping so looking forward to 30C and wall to wall sunshine plus much grog.

veronese68

Fookin’ useless twunts at the bodyshop rang to check our car was driveable, told them for the third time that it was and they were picking mine up and leaving a courtesy car. They hadn’t booked the courtesy car. Told them they couldn’t take mine then. Thankfully w@nkers being on holiday meant little traffic.
Enjoy your holiday Stevo, it’ll be over before you know it :twisted:

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

Enjoy your holiday Stevo, it’ll be over before you know it :twisted:

Wot, like yours?

veronese68

Exactly

Stevo_666

OK, hounds dropped off at their holiday home. Case packed etc. Not much else to do now apart from drink and watch stressbag stressing about her epic and complex over-packing exgravaganza. We'll also have the usual getting away a bit late for the airport due to faffing and the inevitable 'but I forgot something' when we're 5 minutes down the road :roll:

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

OK, hounds dropped off at their holiday home. Case packed etc. Not much else to do now apart from drink and watch stressbag stressing about her epic and complex over-packing exgravaganza. We'll also have the usual getting away a bit late for the airport due to faffing and the inevitable 'but I forgot something' when we're 5 minutes down the road :roll:

Skegvegas?

Evening pantyliners,

Gash day of shopping and some more plasterboarding.

Now on foods and boozes.

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Skegvegas?

If the name's anything to go by, it's an island full of cretins. So not sure I'll notice much difference apart from the temperature.

Stevo_666

On the plane ready for take off. Why can't they bring the drinks trolley round before they get off the tarmac? See you lot later when I arrive on the Isle of Cretins

bg13

Afternoon c0ckfags,

Just remember Stevo, these aircraft are built and maintained by the lowest bidder!

Been out golfing this morning, course was nothing to write home about but i was obviously awesome! Got home to some painting, i will wait for it to dry and will then paint it again! Then curry for tea. Then watch the nine o clock news to hear which airport Stevo's holiday jet diverted to as the inflight grog turns him into a violent maniac!

Toodles.