The Daily Musings Thread...

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Evening gimps,

Not been home long and need to pop out soon to get Stropteens birthday take away (her choice). Gives me a good excuse to have a drink anyway, just hope I dont't fall asleep after all this pedalling.

'All this pedalling' you should be ashamed of yourself!

:oops: Just woken up...

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Evening gimps,

Not been home long and need to pop out soon to get Stropteens birthday take away (her choice). Gives me a good excuse to have a drink anyway, just hope I dont't fall asleep after all this pedalling.

'All this pedalling' you should be ashamed of yourself!

:oops: Just woken up...

That’s an old man thing..........

tlw1

After a long weekend off excessive excess, last night was ale free, slept rubbish

veronese68

Morning Bournville Boulevardeers,
Bit fresh out there this morning, winter is coming. I think eating more to build up energy reserves to get through is the way forward. I've actually managed to lose weight over the last few weeks without even trying. More bacons and more cakes is the way to resolve the situation.
Need to do lots of dull stuff with the 'rents finances to sort out the probate business. Inheritance tax, it's so dull I could turn into Stevo if I'm not careful. I shall vent my frustration by thinking of different ways of murderising my neighbours.

bg13 wrote:

'All this pedalling' you should be ashamed of yourself!

I don't think I've done any of that for over 3 weeks now. I have been doing a bit of peddling though, but that's what they pay me for so I do try on occasion.

JBA

Morning, uphill gardeners.

I'm only just recovering from my weekend away. Much, much alcohol was imbibed and I suffered as a result.
Axe throwing was a laugh and I now feel suitably qualified for the zombie apocalypse, as long as the zombies walk towards me very slowly and in a straight line.
We spent most of Saturday either under railway arches or in backstreet boozers or getting rained on. All in all it was a success.

V68 - don't forget to dig a suitably sized hole or locate a suitable ditch before you start murderising your neighbours. Planning is the key to a successful murderisation.

Stevo_666

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Evening gimps,

Not been home long and need to pop out soon to get Stropteens birthday take away (her choice). Gives me a good excuse to have a drink anyway, just hope I dont't fall asleep after all this pedalling.

'All this pedalling' you should be ashamed of yourself!

:oops: Just woken up...

That’s an old man thing..........

And your point is?

Stevo_666

JBA wrote:

Axe throwing was a laugh and I now feel suitably qualified for the zombie apocalypse, as long as the zombies walk towards me very slowly and in a straight line.

Nah, you just need an old vinyl record collection like on Shaun of the Dead.

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

JBA wrote:

Axe throwing was a laugh and I now feel suitably qualified for the zombie apocalypse, as long as the zombies walk towards me very slowly and in a straight line.

Nah, you just need an old vinyl record collection like on Shaun of the Dead.

Any supermarket will provide zombie type targets to practice on, looking forward to seeing the evening news for an update on how it goes!

angry_bird

Afternoon fuckers

Today I have been working. Tomorrow will be more working. Friday I may need to take a day off to recuperate.

TTFN

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Evening gimps,

Not been home long and need to pop out soon to get Stropteens birthday take away (her choice). Gives me a good excuse to have a drink anyway, just hope I dont't fall asleep after all this pedalling.

'All this pedalling' you should be ashamed of yourself!

:oops: Just woken up...

That’s an old man thing..........

And your point is?

Doesn’t happen to me yet

tlw1

WFH and just stopped for lunch, this is wrong

JBA

'lo, window lickers.

Also WfH today. I have had a hair cut, been to the bike shop, had a leisurely lunch AND sent a few work-related e-mails. It must be time to finish now.

Stevo_666

Just headed home now. That was a busy day but tomorrow is my Friday, thank ferk for that. Headed up to the frozen North for the weekend, wahey.

bg13

Evening crafty butchers,

A day of mincing around here, chasing chickens, delivering beds, collecting chairs and doors! You know.....mincing!

Now watching shyte on telly

Toodles

JBA

Good morning, chicken chasers.

Anyone seen Delia Hogue's glut of posts in the forums? I can't decide if Delia is a spammer or a moron.

Today I am updating a load of documents. A simple task normally, but our IT department have decided the workforce is a dangerous bunch of cyber vandals and have disabled about 90% of the commands and options in Word. I will therefore be outputting documents that look like they have been produced on a 1989 Amstrad word processor. Cnuts!

In other news, my MiL is poorly and has come to stay with us for an unspecified time. Deep joy.

tlw1

JBA wrote:

In other news, my MiL is poorly and has come to stay with us for an unspecified time. Deep joy.

This is a massive concern of mine, she has mentioned a few time that we don’t use the bedrooms on one side (odd shaped house that isn’t connected upstairs)

WFH - good walk with hound this morning and another run later

veronese68

Morning deviants,
Mild Thursday hangover is present with added fire in my belly after a decent curry as well. Be very glad you're not sharing an office with me. Managed to pedal this morning, that was hard work.
Upped the ante with the neighbours this morning, found out last night they have built their loft conversion too high. I've asked their architect if he knew about it and he was rather surprised. Now waiting to see what happens before I grass them up to building control. No doubt it will be my fault they've done it wrong, they might realise one day it's best to be more considerate of other people if you want them to do the same to you.

JBA wrote:

In other news, my MiL is poorly and has come to stay with us for an unspecified time. Deep joy.

No danger of that for me, she had the decency to shuffle off about 6 months before we got married. But having said that my old dear might stay over some nights as she doesn't like being in the house on her own and it might be a bit tough for her over the next few weeks.

bg13

Evening berglers of the terd,

Built a door today, it sort of fits in the hole it is intended for. I usually struggle to fit my wood in dodgy holes!

Just having vino!

Toodles

Stevo_666

Headed North soon, should be a fast'un as the roads will be clear. Drink awaits at the other end...

tlw1

Shoot sleep, bright side, managed to watch a couple of films

Today is the park run followed by the final long run - typically the only week I’ve followed the training plan is the taper week

Later is drinks with friends

bg13

Yeah, damn those taper weeks!

Morning trans people!

Went Angouleme for the rugby last night, cracking game but no boozes as I was driving! Out for a barby later though the weather has that 'British summertime' look about it! Definite chance of boozes though so it should be a good one.

Toodles

Stevo_666

Morning Mongs,

A few random jobs to do up North then off to see the old dear. I was due to drop in on some family friends on the way back but they had to cancel so instead I'll go test drive a car down in Yorkshire. No point getting home too early

veronese68

Morning bishop bashers,
Still snotty but managed to ride a bike yesterday, ride was spoiled by the knuckle dragger that pulled out on me as I was heading home. He didn’t appreciate my advice to look where he was going as he told me I didn’t count as I was only on a bike. I gave him a little more advice as to what he could do, for some reason he decided he wanted me to pull over so he could teach me a lesson. I thought it might be a stupid idea so decided to stop outside a pub so at least there would be witnesses if he was a big fokker. Quite big but he was all mouth and no trousers thankfully. So much for a ride to get away from the stresses of life.
Day of pottering today I think.

bg13

Afternoon sniffers of old womens dung hampers,

Been out to a chateau that was having a grand event, beers, foods, horsey types etc and not a Strawbridge in sight!

Promised a mate while slightly refreshed that i could chop three trees down that are in the way of his swimming pool build, the chopping will happen tomorrow. What really is the worst that could happen!

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Promised a mate while slightly refreshed that i could chop three trees down that are in the way of his swimming pool build, the chopping will happen tomorrow. What really is the worst that could happen!

Something like this? (from 2:20 in)

Busy day, I took the plunge and put a deposit down on a car - looks like it'll be my Christmas pressie as I'll have to wait for the bloody thing to be built. Strifey is happy too as it could be a bit of a widow-maker. Anyone want to buy a Maz-duh? (one careful owner but not sure about the rest).

JBA

Watcha, gusset sniffers and link failures (Stevo 666).

This crudder has had a failure busy weekend. Bike rides, gardening, dad's taxiing and furniture moving taking up most of it.
Popped down to the velodrome yesterday to watch a mate ride the planks at a taster session. I love watching track riding. It's mesmerising. I haven't done it for a few years but wouldn't mind getting back in to it.

What motor are you getting, Stevo?
I was chatting to a mate today who is trying to decide whether to get an electric car or not. He thinks a Tesla Model X might suit him and it's 'only' £80K!!!

Stevo_666

Whoops. Here's a shorter one.
https://youtu.be/PuFRxZoy8TI

AMG Merc. The opposite of a leccy car, guzzles petrol like it's going out of fashion. And cheaper. Not sure how long the rear tyres will last though

JBA

C'mon! It's Monday. Up and at 'em!

Who am I kidding? It's Monday. Bleurgh.

AMG sounds a bit naughty, Stevo. You'd better start up a saving fund for tyres.

veronese68

Morning monkey spankers,
Bright and sunny but a tad fresh out there. Had to drive in as I was dropping the invalid off at work this morning, might have to bunk off early to pick her up as well. That would be a terrible shame obviously. Off to see the old dear later and sort out more paperwork.
The lad rang, he made it to his first lecture this morning and didn't even have a hangover. He's clearly more sensible than his father. He's getting a train back on Wednesday as he has the day off and has decided he wants his bike up there, he was going to wait until next term. Best I send him back with a couple of locks I suspect.
At least it's a proper AMG Stevo, makes me laugh when I see AMG badges on a diesel. I know they can make fast truck engines, but they just sound so wrong.

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

At least it's a proper AMG Stevo, makes me laugh when I see AMG badges on a diesel. I know they can make fast truck engines, but they just sound so wrong.

That's why I give MF plenty of stick about his 'AMG'. I went for the full fat version to prevent buyers remorse. 510bhp + RWD should be interesting