The Daily Musings Thread...

bg13

A nice big garden shed/man cave/bike workshop JBA, with the obligatory deep foundations for burying hookers and witnesses!

Evening lords of the ghey,

Family lunch, visit to the dad and an afternoon of rugby. Could have been worse.

Toodles pips!

tlw1

Knackered - gate crashed a wedding blast night which meant 4hrs kip before a windy ride.

Shocker - used the national trust cards. Pub soon

Stevo_666

Bit of a dull day but I did at least manage to to have a lie in and avoid quite a few jobs. No footy on either apart from those crappy international friendlies so not a lot to watch either. I've amused myself looking at automotive p0rn instead.

bg13

Evening sh1theads,

Standard day of eating too much, watching shyte on the telly box and visiting the old man!
Flight home next Tuesday so I'll be receiving the huge jobs list and a large kick up the arris on Wednesday. Ho hum!

Toodles

JBA

Alright, sad sacks.

SWMBO went to That London for the weekend so I have had a chilled, nag-free couple of days. I have watched rugby (Dragons won if anyone is interested), drunk coffee and beer, done the dad's taxi thing, been on a bike ride and watched sh1t on the telebox.
Yesterday I serviced and fettled a neighbours bike (2012 Cube AMS Comp). Her husband died about 5 years ago and she hadn't touched it since then but has decided to get back out. However, it was looking a bit sorry for itself and the brakes were seized on. A few hours work and it is back to a fully-working state and I have a warm and fuzzy feeling.

tlw1

Good Work jba

veronese68

JBA wrote:

... and I have a warm and fuzzy feeling.

Nice to hear about a happy ending.

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

JBA wrote:

... and I have a warm and fuzzy feeling.

Nice to hear about a happy ending.

He didnt say he got a massage?

Rode in, rode home, now bloody starving so I hope Stressbag pulls her finger out and gets dinner ready pronto. You just can't get the staff these days...

JBA

bg13 wrote:

A nice big garden shed/man cave/bike workshop JBA, with the obligatory deep foundations for burying hookers and witnesses!

No need for that, bg13. I can simply ship the bodies out to your gaff and you can hide them under the raised flower beds.

Morning, snufflers.

It's raining here but also 18degC, so a tad humid.

Today will mostly entail preparation for audits at the place with the big planes on Thursday and Friday. It's the first time we are being audited so I fear it is going to be tough. Not looking forward to it much.
However, tomorrow is BPW so this week isn't all bad.

bg13

JBA wrote:

bg13 wrote:

A nice big garden shed/man cave/bike workshop JBA, with the obligatory deep foundations for burying hookers and witnesses!

No need for that, bg13. I can simply ship the bodies out to your gaff and you can hide them under the raised flower beds.

Morning, snufflers.

It's raining here but also 18degC, so a tad humid.

Today will mostly entail preparation for audits at the place with the big planes on Thursday and Friday. It's the first time we are being audited so I fear it is going to be tough. Not looking forward to it much.
However, tomorrow is BPW so this week isn't all bad.

Plenty of room just keep it under your hat!

Evening twastards,

Just arrived back home in France, flight with ryans air was good though i think it was the poor lads first go at landing it.

Happily the temperature is up in the thirties so that means it must be beer o clock!

Toodles

Stevo_666

Do Ryan Air charge you to use the bog now? I heard they'd recently introduced charges for using the emergency slide.

Busy day, not helped by more years than usual coming up with random stupid questions of requests for special treatment for their f***wit ideas. Glad it's over now. Might watch the footy.

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

Do Ryan Air charge you to ise tje bog now? I heard they'd recently introduced charges for using the emergency slide.

Busy day, not helped by more years than usual coming up with random stupid questions of requests for special treatment for their f***wit ideas. Glad it's over now. Might watch the footy.

Didn't use the bog just in case they charged, been using adult nappies, much easier! And they make me feel pretty!!

tlw1

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Do Ryan Air charge you to ise tje bog now? I heard they'd recently introduced charges for using the emergency slide.

Busy day, not helped by more years than usual coming up with random stupid questions of requests for special treatment for their f***wit ideas. Glad it's over now. Might watch the footy.

Didn't use the bog just in case they charged, been using adult nappies, much easier! And they make me feel pretty!!

Anyone got any mind bleach?

tlw1

Worked late and ate with the guys in an office far (ish) away yesterday - should have stayed over as I’m back there today

Hoping to get an early dart as I’m out with the running club later

bg13

Hola b1tches,

Mrs13s jobs list has hit me hard, cleared out the wood store in expectation of a wood delivery in the next few weeks and took a whole pile of shyte to the tip. Polishing floor tiles tomorrow, now that sounds like a right laugh.

Beer on clock now so......

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Hola b1tches,

Mrs13s jobs list has hit me hard, cleared out the wood store in expectation of a wood delivery in the next few weeks and took a whole pile of shyte to the tip. Polishing floor tiles tomorrow, now that sounds like a right laugh.

Beer on clock now so......

Toodles

So you can't get wood at the moment? No wonder Mrs. bg isn't happy.

Cycled in today and spent a lot of time eating when not working rather hard. Can't even delegate this stuff to the minions, what's the world coming to? Narrowing down my automotive p0rn choices a bit but need to make sure the chavs next door are gone before I get anything half decent.

FishFish

TLW1 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Do Ryan Air charge you to ise tje bog now? I heard they'd recently introduced charges for using the emergency slide.

Busy day, not helped by more years than usual coming up with random stupid questions of requests for special treatment for their f***wit ideas. Glad it's over now. Might watch the footy.

Didn't use the bog just in case they charged, been using adult nappies, much easier! And they make me feel pretty!!

Anyone got any mind bleach?

If you had read any of these posts you would realise that it is in use.

veronese68

Fishy using too much mind bleach would explain a lot.
Evening fistees,
Busy day was had, no pub tonight as I’m on a late airport run. Could go to the pub and not drink beer. On second thoughts...

Stevo_666

This place is like mental chewing gum, but that's the point. Its alao for people with a sense of humour so someone is in the wrong place. Maybe Cake Stop would would better?

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

This place is like mental chewing gum, but that's the point. Its alao for people with a sense of humour so someone is in the wrong place. Maybe Cake Stop would would better?

Feck you - You sound like an accountant

Stevo_666

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

This place is like mental chewing gum, but that's the point. Its alao for people with a sense of humour so someone is in the wrong place. Maybe Cake Stop would would better?

Feck you - You sound like an accountant

But I want to be a Lion Tamer.

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

This place is like mental chewing gum, but that's the point. Its alao for people with a sense of humour so someone is in the wrong place. Maybe Cake Stop would would better?

Feck you - You sound like an accountant

But I want to be a Lion Tamer.

It's similar

Stevo_666

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

This place is like mental chewing gum, but that's the point. Its alao for people with a sense of humour so someone is in the wrong place. Maybe Cake Stop would would better?

Feck you - You sound like an accountant

But I want to be a Lion Tamer.

It's similar

Lucky I do something more interesting than accounting then

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

This place is like mental chewing gum, but that's the point. Its alao for people with a sense of humour so someone is in the wrong place. Maybe Cake Stop would would better?

Feck you - You sound like an accountant

But I want to be a Lion Tamer.

It's similar

Lucky I do something more interesting than accounting then

Fluffer on p0rn films?

Evening wimps and gimps,

Busy bg today, busy bg tomorrow! Tractor comes out tomorrow as well so it'll be a good day. Got a mate over for a few days on Saturday so my lack of bar fitness will definitely show me up!

Toodles

angry_bird

Morning bumders

Week(ish) of playing bikes in the Lake District is sadly over, come back to sick GF and poorly cat, fortunately I managed to avoid arguments by showing concern for GF first. Today will involve bikes this morning, then workings at uni this afternoon followed by workings as a vet overnight, which I’m not looking forward to and am doing purely for the money.

TTFN

Stevo_666

Evening Gimps,

The week is over and the pre dinner cider is flowing Making up for not drinking enough last night when I was out in town, the shame of it.

FishFish

Are you having to do anything with the Fraudulent Finance Act 2017? I've done a risk assessment (failed) but our auditor has not heard of it.

just asking.

JBA

Is that because there is no such Act?

Morning, fraudsters and fakers.
What a sh1te few days I had. Being audited is bad enough, but when it us obvious that the auditor has been primed and has a hidden agenda it is really tough.
It’s over now though so fark them.

Wednesday at BPW was brilliant though. All the trails were open, the weather was perfect and we had a right laugh. 8)

Just back from a breakfast ride with SWMBO. Two cafés were visited, coffee was drunk and avocado on toast was eaten.
Apparently I now have to tidy the house while she goes shopping for a new curtain pole, whatever one of those is.

bg13

Avocado on toast? Is that code for a bacons sandwich?

Good day twunts,

Delivered and spread a trailer full of mulch this morning, drive to the airport to pick some mates up this afternoon, beers and barbecues later but definitely no avocado on toast!

Toodles

WIFFSUC?

JBA

bg13 wrote:

Avocado on toast? Is that code for a bacons sandwich?

Afraid not. It was genuine, real avocado. Blimmin' lovely.