The Daily Musings Thread...

Stevo_666

Got a mate and his son coming down from Banjo country (Lincolnshire) today to sort the boy out with a flat before he starts work in The Big Smoke. So it's cider and Thai nosh tonight. Of course when the lad is down here I'll have to help him by setting him up with a hooker or something like that.

bg13

Evening pimps and ho's,

Had a day of running around Northampton shopping for bits to take back to France tomorrow night, poor skills on my part missing the football tomorrow night but hopefully the roads will be a bit clearer than when we got here.

Toodles

angry_bird

Morning bumders

Hectic few days moving house, now back to being a layabout. Football shall feature later in my layabout plans, just a shame it's not during office hours so I can have a genuine excuse to slack off this afternoon.

As you were.

Stevo_666

On a rather crowded train home. Wonder why everyone is rushing home? On the downside it's sweaty as hell in here and I need a cider.

bg13

Evening homies,

Listening to the football on the wireless in the queue for the tunnel, wish I hadn't bothered!

Will be garlic side soon.

Toodles

tlw1

bg13 wrote:

Will be garlic side soon.

Me too this time next month

Stevo_666

TLW1 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Will be garlic side soon.

Me too this time next month

I'll raise you cider side this time next month

Got 4 seats to myself on the train, Victoria was so quiet I thought I'd accidentally got up and gone to work on a Saturday and then got a seat on the tube :shock: Off for a Chinese with the minions shortly. Then early night as we're up at stupid o'clock to drop Stropteen off for her latest trip - to Croatia.

bg13

Afternoon weirdos,

Arrived back garlic side this morning via some very tired driving, only one speed camera we hope! Turns out my great mate 'the cockerel' is now a vicious rapist! So he had to go, totally gutted for him.

A stiff drink or two to celebrate his short life!

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Afternoon weirdos,

Arrived back garlic side this morning via some very tired driving, only one speed camera we hope! Turns out my great mate 'the cockerel' is now a vicious rapist! So he had to go, totally gutted for him.

A stiff drink or two to celebrate his short life!

Toodles

Wasn't that his job bg? Also will you be cheering on the soap dodgers on Sunday?

Rather knackered as we were up at 3.45am to drop Stropteen off for her week abroad - and then pedalled in to work after a couple more hours in the sack. Stopteen will be in Croatia as we speak, pretending to be French after Wednesdays result. We get a bit of peace for a while...although if I have a drink tonight I'll probably be face down in my dinner.

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Afternoon weirdos,

Arrived back garlic side this morning via some very tired driving, only one speed camera we hope! Turns out my great mate 'the cockerel' is now a vicious rapist! So he had to go, totally gutted for him.

A stiff drink or two to celebrate his short life!

Toodles

Wasn't that his job bg? Also will you be cheering on the soap dodgers on Sunday?

Rather knackered as we were up at 3.45am to drop Stropteen off for her week abroad - and then pedalled in to work after a couple more hours in the sack. Stopteen will be in Croatia as we speak, pretending to be French after Wednesdays result. We get a bit of peace for a while...although if I have a drink tonight I'll probably be face down in my dinner.

That was his job we just didn't expect the level of violence he used when 'pleasuring' his girls, some of the older ones were unable to walk, we'd rather have eggs than chicks!

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Afternoon weirdos,

Arrived back garlic side this morning via some very tired driving, only one speed camera we hope! Turns out my great mate 'the cockerel' is now a vicious rapist! So he had to go, totally gutted for him.

A stiff drink or two to celebrate his short life!

Toodles

Wasn't that his job bg? Also will you be cheering on the soap dodgers on Sunday?

Rather knackered as we were up at 3.45am to drop Stropteen off for her week abroad - and then pedalled in to work after a couple more hours in the sack. Stopteen will be in Croatia as we speak, pretending to be French after Wednesdays result. We get a bit of peace for a while...although if I have a drink tonight I'll probably be face down in my dinner.

That was his job we just didn't expect the level of violence he used when 'pleasuring' his girls, some of the older ones were unable to walk, we'd rather have eggs than chicks!

Give that chicken a Cruddy award, not a messy end in a vindaloo.

bg13

He was a legend in the world of crud, good at rape, never took no for an answer and i reckon would have been handy at digging the odd ditch!

Evening lords of the ghey,

Back into the swing of things here by visiting a diy store for more supplies, then took our house sitters to the airport then set about reducing the height of the weeds in the lawn to make it look nice for next weeks gite guests.

Boozes is now being consumed.........as per!

Toodles

veronese68

RIP bg’s cock.
At least that one got some action.
Still in full on holiday mode, lad is here now so at least someone can understand my attempts at humour.

Stevo_666

Afternoon Euromongs,

Bit hot n sweaty here so am taking it easy after sorting a few jobs this morning before the builders come round to sort the driveway this week. Bit of tennis, bit of footy and maybe some Cold cider this evening

bg13

Afternoon walkers,

Watching some football, as I've lived here a wee while, am i allowed to say 'we have won the world cup?'

In other news I've been mowing grass and cleaning the pool and as it's been red hot I'm now having boozes which will be followed by more boozes and some curry!

Enjoy work tomorrow,

Toodles

tlw1

bg13 wrote:

Afternoon walkers,

Watching some football, as I've lived here a wee while, am i allowed to say 'we have won the world cup?'

In other news I've been mowing grass and cleaning the pool and as it's been red hot I'm now having boozes which will be followed by more boozes and some curry!

Enjoy work tomorrow,

Toodles

Claim it, I would

tlw1

Great weekends always give shoot Monday’s

Stevo_666

TLW1 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Afternoon walkers,

Watching some football, as I've lived here a wee while, am i allowed to say 'we have won the world cup?'

In other news I've been mowing grass and cleaning the pool and as it's been red hot I'm now having boozes which will be followed by more boozes and some curry!

Enjoy work tomorrow,

Toodles

Claim it, I would

He hasn't eaten enough garlic or dodged enough soap to claim it.

JBA

Yo, homies.

Working from home today while my car is being serviced and a mystery 'clunk' identified and hopefully rectified. Have got a Nissan Leaf as a courtesy car. It is ace.

A quiet weekend was had: SWMBO and The Girl Child went camping, The Boy was working on Saturday and then out at a 6th Form leaving meal on Saturday evening so I had some peace and quiet. I ate crap food and drank beer while lying on the settee in my boxers watching trashy TV and scratching like only a man in his undies can.

Stevo_666

JBA wrote:

Yo, homies.

Working from home today while my car is being serviced and a mystery 'clunk' identified and hopefully rectified. Have got a Nissan Leaf as a courtesy car. It is ace.

A quiet weekend was had: SWMBO and The Girl Child went camping, The Boy was working on Saturday and then out at a 6th Form leaving meal on Saturday evening so I had some peace and quiet. I ate crap food and drank beer while lying on the settee in my boxers watching trashy TV and scratching like only a man in his undies can.

Is that a euphemism?

All good here - decent nights kip, good sunny ride in, quiet-ish at work and Stropteen abroad till the end of the week. Even Stressbag is less stressed than usual. It's going to be a sweaty ride home later, so I've got plenty of tramp fuel chilling in the fridge

bg13

Evening scratch and sniffers,

Been grafting in the hot hot sun today, beers have been had so all is good.

Only just finished celebrating 'OUR' world cup win by rubbing my seldom washed pits with half a ton of raw garlic!

Au revoir mon petit singes!

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Evening scratch and sniffers,

Been grafting in the hot hot sun today, beers have been had so all is good.

Only just finished celebrating 'OUR' world cup win by rubbing my seldom washed pits with half a ton of raw garlic!

Au revoir mon petit singes!

Toodles

bg, all you have to do now is surrender a few times and the trophy is all yours.

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Evening scratch and sniffers,

Been grafting in the hot hot sun today, beers have been had so all is good.

Only just finished celebrating 'OUR' world cup win by rubbing my seldom washed pits with half a ton of raw garlic!

Au revoir mon petit singes!

Toodles

bg, all you have to do now is surrender a few times and the trophy is all yours.

Get in.

Morning receivers of my waved white flag!

Early awakening by the bloke wanting to read our water meter, breakfast being had and a day of diy to,follow.

Latest guests in the gite who are friends of friends are on their way back to the states after being in Moscow for the last month, he is involved with ESPN telly stuff, his mrs who is English delighted in telling us thet she got a ticket to the final, on the halfway line, fourth row, for nothing and she doesn't really like football!!!

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Evening scratch and sniffers,

Been grafting in the hot hot sun today, beers have been had so all is good.

Only just finished celebrating 'OUR' world cup win by rubbing my seldom washed pits with half a ton of raw garlic!

Au revoir mon petit singes!

Toodles

bg, all you have to do now is surrender a few times and the trophy is all yours.

Get in.

Morning receivers of my waved white flag!

Early awakening by the bloke wanting to read our water meter, breakfast being had and a day of diy to,follow.

Latest guests in the gite who are friends of friends are on their way back to the states after being in Moscow for the last month, he is involved with ESPN telly stuff, his mrs who is English delighted in telling us thet she got a ticket to the final, on the halfway line, fourth row, for nothing and she doesn't really like football!!!

Toodles

Forgot to add, you had to be eating cheese while waving your white flag.

Quiet-ish at work again and I'm off out for a couple of beers tonight so all is well with the world so far. When I get home tonight I might have to try sticking some bits of masonry together with 'Gorilla Glue' (not a euphemism) so I'd better not have too much to drink.

bg13

I can wave my cheesy wand, does that help!

Evening jerk offs!

Hot, chickens, diy, pool, telly, no booze etc

Toodles

angry_bird

Alright bumders

So the past few days I've sat around the office watching movies and doing some work in between. I've ridden bikes a bit too and drunk lots of beer. Life is good. I'd recommend being a student again, although I feel I'll have to do a bit more work shortly.

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

I can wave my cheesy wand, does that help!

Evening jerk offs!

Hot, chickens, diy, pool, telly, no booze etc

Toodles

This is what you need:



Evening Gimps, quiet-ish day at work in between a spot of pedalling. I made the work experience kids head explode by giving him some rocket science tax planning to look at. That was fun Tomorrow is up North via the office.

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

I can wave my cheesy wand, does that help!

Evening jerk offs!

Hot, chickens, diy, pool, telly, no booze etc

Toodles

This is what you need:



Evening Gimps, quiet-ish day at work in between a spot of pedalling. I made the work experience kids head explode by giving him some rocket science tax planning to look at. That was fun Tomorrow is up North via the office.

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

I can wave my cheesy wand, does that help!

Evening jerk offs!

Hot, chickens, diy, pool, telly, no booze etc

Toodles

This is what you need:



Evening Gimps, quiet-ish day at work in between a spot of pedalling. I made the work experience kids head explode by giving him some rocket science tax planning to look at. That was fun Tomorrow is up North via the office.

Print it off and put it as an ad in your local shop window. You're bound to make new friends.

Drove into the Big Smoke this morning as I'm headed North later, and amazingly it took the same time as on the bike - probably because I was on the road at 6.20am. Just trying to teflon desk some stupid questions which always crop up at the last minute when I've got tomorrow off :roll: There's some 8.2% ABV cider in the fridge up North to encourage me to drive faster

bg13

Bonjour peeg dogs,

Off out for lunch here so boozes will feature.

I have strangely taken to watching lycra clad fools whizzing up and down French roads on the telly box, am i ghey?

Toodles