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cooldad

Cody wrote:

I commited a sin yesterday by lusting at a woman who was married and I sinned today so I have to repent, I need to spend rest of the night walking along with some sleep. Yes I'm ashamed if you ask me, it's not a nice feeling and it makes you feel guilty when you lower yourself to that level

FTFY. And you should, walking is a filthy habit. You'll go blind.

Cody wrote:

and the only solution to these problems is marriage. Too many women and girls in society dressed almost naked, how can a man of god walk these streets? we are living in the end times my brothers, wake up and realise. I must go now I delayed my prayer earlier on so want to go pray it.

Believe it or not, some of us don't see women as a problem, and don't get all rapey at the sight of some flesh.
Look at it as a gift from god.

paul.skibum

When you say you lusted after a women who is married.......how? I mean did you see her in the street and get an instant boner and rub up and down her leg or did you see her in the street and think, "oh, she's very pretty, why are the good one's always taken". If thats a scale of 1-10 of lustfulivity (I made that word up), 10 being boner rubbing on leg, 1 being idle thoughts about relative attractiveness of ladies - where would your lustfulivity (thought I'd use it again) fall?

As for facts, written and sh*t like that, I don't think you want to take the gospel as, like, gospel you know.

welshkev

Actual OMG!! this thread is genius...My work mates are looking at me weirdly as I laugh myself into a fit at my desk

1 - I Believe angry bird more than you regarding contaminated meat as he actually has some form of qualification in the subject, he didn't just watch a you tube video

2- have more walks

3 - yeah that's weird they have belly buttons

4 - I'd love to see the documented fact he never ate pork

5 - lustfulivity

veronese68

cooldad wrote:

I suggest bacon. Breakfast of champions.

Sorry, I must disagree with you on that. Bacon is good, but...

dirkpitt74

cooldad

Veronese68 wrote:

cooldad wrote:

I suggest bacon. Breakfast of champions.

Sorry, I must disagree with you on that. Bacon is good, but...

If he'd muched a bacon sarnie before munching a hot blonde he'd still be with us. Wore himself out poor guy, just like our dear friend Cody is in the process of doing.

rockmonkeysc

I'm starting to understand why Islam and western culture are proving to be incompatible.

The Northern Monkey

One of the UKIP's proposals was to remove any person that doesn't enjoy the consumption of bacon.. therefore removing weirdo's and vegetarians from the UK*











































*may not be true, however as its now on the interweb it must be true. You heard it here 1st.

Cody

Yh I sinned, I was sat face to face with a woman in my office, showing her cleavage and I lusted with my eyes and heart. That's like commiting adultery right there. She was smiling and staring back at me. A couple of months back I was with a girl younger than me and the dangers of being alone with the opposite sex is not good. She held my hand and said she wanted to kiss me so I kissed her. Then I touched her bum and did that couple of times, and then it was over, so she comes in to my office now and then and likes to wink at me to arouse my feelings, but I try to ignore her. Women are just corrupt, the girls of today think covering up is being oppressed whereas in fact it's the other way round, those who like to have pre-marital sex and show their cleavage and go clubbing and drinking and have boyfriends, they are the losers. They have unsucessful marriages, it's a fact. Look at the statistics, divorce rates are climbing amongst non-religious familys.

I'm just at work. On lunch break. Well here's a little something I could find from books I read, or have read, but there's diferrent versions and editions of the Bible and unfortunately I'm not a scholar so I couldn't distinguish who follows what and which to be true. It's because of interpolation which took place over a period of 2000 years, 100 years after Christ up until the present day and still ongoing.

The Gospels show Jesus breaking the laws of the Torah. According to Matthew and Mark, Jesus said that all foods are clean, but the Jewish Law clearly prohibits the consumption of pork.

Jesus was a Jew by blood, but he was actually a Muslim (A Muslim is anyone who submits his will to the will of god and believes in the message of peace and in the oneness of the divine, not the trinity).

The Gospels were written under the influence of Paul, who rejected the Jewish Law (Hebrews 5:13, Galatians 3:13)

The Gentile writers fabricated these words to make Jesus say that all foods are clean, thus supporting the Pauline doctrine. According to Matthew 5:17-20, 23:23, Jesus came to preach the Jewish Law, and what does the Jewish Law say about eating pork?

And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they [are] unclean to you. (Leviticus 11:7-8)

And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase. These ye shall eat of all that [are] in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: (Deuteronomy 14:8-9)

The Bible prohibits the eating of pork. Jesus never made permissible the consumption of "all" foods, it was a Pauline innovation by the Gospel writers.

Do you see the point I'm trying to make? if not, at least try or read your Bible whichever copy you've got.

What I'm trying to say is, Jesus only ate kosher meat and was forbidden to eat pig’s flesh. Jesus said that he had come to uphold the law and not to destroy it, the original law of god. Jesus was educated in the synagogue in Jerusalem from the age of twelve. He preached in the synagogue. He used to keep the synagogue clean. No Christian today can be found performing these actions. How many Christians have been even been circumcised in the manner that Jesus was? The services now held in today’s churches were developed long after Jesus had disappeared. Many of them come directly from the pagan Graeco-Roman mythological rites. The prayers they use are not the prayers which Jesus made. The hymns they sing are not the praises which Jesus sung. Due to the innovations of Paul and his followers, there is no revealed teaching left as to what to eat and what not to eat. Anyone given a “Christian education” today eats what he feels like. Yet Jesus and his true followers only ate kosher meat and were forbidden to eat pig’s flesh”.

The Gospels imply that eating pork is forbidden, since Jesus murdered over 2,000 pigs by drowning them in the sea, and he will destroy the pigs on his Second Coming.

And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters. (Matthew 8:32, Mark 5:13)

So yeah that's just some of it, there is plenty of verses in the Qur'an aswell which prohibit swine flesh and alcahol or wine. The Bible also prohibits wine and I can back it up with statements too.

cooldad

So you grabbed her arse, and she's corrupt?

You have naughty thoughts and it's the women who are corrupt?

Do you see a pattern emerging?

welshkev

again, I'll say I want to see documented proof. Not extracts from a made up book.

However, reading your first paragraph above, this has surely got to be a wind up that we've all fallen for? :?

JodyP

welshkev wrote:

However, reading your first paragraph above, this has surely got to be a wind up that we've all fallen for? :?

Rubez revenge?

cooldad

JodyP wrote:

welshkev wrote:

However, reading your first paragraph above, this has surely got to be a wind up that we've all fallen for? :?

Rubez revenge?

I hope so. Too sad to be real.

Angus Young

Cody wrote:

I couldn't distinguish... ...which to be true.

NEWS FLASH: None of it.

veronese68

Cody wrote:

Women are just corrupt, the girls of today think covering up is being oppressed whereas in fact it's the other way round, those who like to have pre-marital sex and show their cleavage and go clubbing and drinking and have boyfriends, they are the losers.

Wrong. It's a public service they provide for our wellbeing:

Letting go of your inhibitions and grabbing an eyeful would probably do you more good than a quick ride around the park.

neilus

Where are the mods, where are the mods, where are, where are, where are the mods???
This thread rocks!!

Briggo

You lot think this person is actually genuine?

welshkev

Briggo wrote:

You lot think this person is actually genuine?

I was in 2 minds up until the last post. They can't be serious can they? It's got to be a wind up!

Angus Young

Briggo wrote:

You lot think this person is actually genuine?

Yes. I've worked with the deeply religious before and this is the kind of stuff they say with a straight face. Here's just one example...


Me: So, how do you explain Methuselah?
Him: Eh?
Methuselah, how do you explain that?
What do you want me to explain?
How do you explain Methuselah being 969 years old?
Sorry, I don't understand the question.
Seriously?
Yes, I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you're asking.
I'm asking you to explain how Methuselah could have been 969 years old?
I'm sorry, I really don't understand what you're asking, what's the issue?
People don't live to 969.
Methuselah did.
Yes, I know, that's what I'm asking, how?
What do you mean, how?
How?
How?
Yes, how did a man live to 969 years old?
Because he did.
Because he did?
Yes, it says so in the Bible.


Religion is a form of psychosis.

rockmonkeysc

No bacon, no black pudding, no booze, no boobs.

I'm sticking with athieism, pork ribs, crack and hookers.

neilus

You can find god on a bike, i think i saw him once in chichester...

The Northern Monkey

RockmonkeySC wrote:

I'm sticking with athieism, pork ribs, crack and hookers.

Amen.

cooldad

RockmonkeySC wrote:

No bacon, no black pudding, no booze, no boobs.

I'm sticking with athieism, pork ribs, crack and hookers.

Religion doe not seem to stop you being a paedo, thief, tax evader, child abuser, hooker and blow user, baby trafficker, or even, in the case of No 5, a member of Thunderbirds.

http://atlantablackstar.com/2014/04/28/ ... d-faith/5/

So fill your boots.

Antm81

I had a nice big piece of pork for tea tonight, was very tasty.

Chunkers1980

Yes, but if you do 'believe' all can be forgiven

angry_bird

There are few things I enjoy more in life than noshing on a nice big sausage.

badger kev

Cody get on your bike and ride it and spout you're religious nonsense somewhere else mate.

welshkev

I'm eating a pepperoni pizza whilst drinking wine. I'm doomed!!

cooldad

As long as you're not eating Angry Bird's sausage there's still hope.

Cody

Yeah I am genuine briggio, if I wasn't then why would I seek sincere advice from people on here. Did I start this religious conflict on this thread, or was it cooldad who lost his cool when I mentioned evolution! and then it lead to religious hardtalk. Anyway, no thanks for the pork, I've never eaten it, pretty sure I never will. I'm probably the youngest bike enthusiast on this forum yet I have common sense. Don't be in 2 minds and doubt, doubters won't get anywhere or be successful in life. Everything I said has been in my own words and I can vouch for it. I know from experience and from users on this thread that most of you are atheists and most or predominantly Caucasian people in this country have turned their backs on religion and good morals and refined character. I haven't got a problem with that, I just don't want to see anyone burn in hell even if they've been good people but they refuse to believe in god. It's our job as believers to advise others of the almightys presence. In the final revelation it is written that, He the lord is nearer to us than our jugular vein. When I say 'HE' I don't mean he is a man, I mean the most high. Jesus said, "not everyone who says to me lord lord will enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of my father who is in heaven". So some Christians should realise that Jesus is not god or god incarnate but merely a messenger of god or gods agent on earth.

As for me sinning and some people choosing not to believe, I don't really confess my sins anyway otherwise I will be punished for it in the hereafter and on the day of recompense. But I shared it because I was feeling guilty and had to overcome which I did through patience and prayer. Seeking forgiveness takes a lot of weight off your heart. So does forgiving your enemies and those who do bad to you and insult you, sometimes it's a hard thing to do but we got to realise that those individuals don't know god and his blessed teachings. God has hardened some of your hearts, but god also says, from rocks rivers flow so hard hearts can be softened. Everything I say religiously someone on here has a problem with it of some sort. But no one so far has been able to test my cool because, I am endowed with knowledge from my lord who has increased me in knowledge, and the ability to keep calm and collective with the ungodly.

I plan on getting married next year to someone religious. My life only gets better and better as each day goes by, the only thing I'm lacking now is cycling and making the most use of my bike. I know I will I can do it, it's just a matter of trying.