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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    FWIW if people who are Brexiters are angry that the government isn’t publishing or even making impact reports on the full cost of the lockdowns - now you know how remainers felt during brexit.

    Think we can all agree they should always do it and make it available.

    I wonder how much money it would cost to do this and the variability of the assessments would be huge. For sure an individual business could take a stab at their cost for a restriction but a government trying to add all those up the error potential is massive. To give one example what is the cost to the economy of the rule of six versus two households. Good luck guessing how that impacts open businesses in advance.
    Why don’t you ask the BoE who did it and said no deal Brexit will be more costly than rona?
    I could do but the BOE and Carney also made some bold claims about leaving the EU that did not materialise on the day of departure. I wonder why that would be. Again your point still does not get to the bottom of how you would provide a full assessment that was accurate for different measures other than a broad brush stab in the dark. For example when you close a cafe maybe a company selling expresso machines online does a roaring trade. How you going to factor all this in. I am all ears to your mathematical methodology.
    The BofE is now headed up by a Brexiteer and it is he who thinks no deal Brexit will be worse than the global pandemic. They have declined to release the details of their modelling so it is a bit unrealistic to expect Ric to build a model of the UK economy and share with you his methodology.
    I am merely pointing out the laughable request that Rick made that it would be possible to drill down into individual covid rules versus effects prior to making any decisions. Talk about paralysis by analysis. The figures would be about as questionable as a certain model trotted out at the beginning of all this.
    You don’t think it would be easy to input shutting all shops into the model and forecasting the outcome?
    Likewise looking at data to see how likely people are to contract it in a retail environment?

    Boris already has access to this economic analysis but declines to share it. The only logical conclusion is that people would disagree, based on that analysis, with the decisions he is making.
    He refused to share brexit economic analysis so why is it different in rona? I'm sure steve baker would have an answer.
  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    FWIW if people who are Brexiters are angry that the government isn’t publishing or even making impact reports on the full cost of the lockdowns - now you know how remainers felt during brexit.

    Think we can all agree they should always do it and make it available.

    I wonder how much money it would cost to do this and the variability of the assessments would be huge. For sure an individual business could take a stab at their cost for a restriction but a government trying to add all those up the error potential is massive. To give one example what is the cost to the economy of the rule of six versus two households. Good luck guessing how that impacts open businesses in advance.
    Why don’t you ask the BoE who did it and said no deal Brexit will be more costly than rona?
    I could do but the BOE and Carney also made some bold claims about leaving the EU that did not materialise on the day of departure. I wonder why that would be. Again your point still does not get to the bottom of how you would provide a full assessment that was accurate for different measures other than a broad brush stab in the dark. For example when you close a cafe maybe a company selling expresso machines online does a roaring trade. How you going to factor all this in. I am all ears to your mathematical methodology.
    The BofE is now headed up by a Brexiteer and it is he who thinks no deal Brexit will be worse than the global pandemic. They have declined to release the details of their modelling so it is a bit unrealistic to expect Ric to build a model of the UK economy and share with you his methodology.
    I am merely pointing out the laughable request that Rick made that it would be possible to drill down into individual covid rules versus effects prior to making any decisions. Talk about paralysis by analysis. The figures would be about as questionable as a certain model trotted out at the beginning of all this.
    You don’t think it would be easy to input shutting all shops into the model and forecasting the outcome?
    Likewise looking at data to see how likely people are to contract it in a retail environment?

    Boris already has access to this economic analysis but declines to share it. The only logical conclusion is that people would disagree, based on that analysis, with the decisions he is making.
    For sure you can take all the numbers for shop shutting but you will end up with a big number but how accurate is this number. A couple of examples would be that you can buy stuff from Next online. How much of the loss in turnover of the shops is transferred to the internet arm of this business and how much is lost by either no spend or the customer spending elsewhere. If the shops you shut that don't have an ability to generate revenue in other ways then it is a bit easier but some of that spend will go elsewhere such as the pockets of Amazon and Fedex to deliver it to you. So if I said what is the GDP impact of X measure then it is actually a pretty elaborate calculation to get to the answer that will be within 1-2% of the actual outcome. If your measure is only going to damage UK GDP by 2% then you need a pretty good accuracy level as you are dealing with big numbers. This completely ignores the softer side in that if enough businesses permanently close then the local people will feel aggrieved beyond that which the figures would indicate they should as there will be lasting effects that again are difficult to calculate as you don't know in advance the tipping point in liquidity for each business. So is it better than the gut feel when you are debating this in the house of commons as to what measures to agree with and those to disagree with. Or do you go down a detail rabbit hole with limited confidence in the data upon which you are making decisions. That is the difficulty in asking for detailed impact statements.
  • FWIW if people who are Brexiters are angry that the government isn’t publishing or even making impact reports on the full cost of the lockdowns - now you know how remainers felt during brexit.

    Think we can all agree they should always do it and make it available.

    To me the economic report can be a footnote as any economic report will be politically skewed. I want an impact report on the collateral damage deaths from the current policy. That won't need a skewed economic report to prove the current policy is wrong!
  • john80 said:

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    FWIW if people who are Brexiters are angry that the government isn’t publishing or even making impact reports on the full cost of the lockdowns - now you know how remainers felt during brexit.

    Think we can all agree they should always do it and make it available.

    I wonder how much money it would cost to do this and the variability of the assessments would be huge. For sure an individual business could take a stab at their cost for a restriction but a government trying to add all those up the error potential is massive. To give one example what is the cost to the economy of the rule of six versus two households. Good luck guessing how that impacts open businesses in advance.
    Why don’t you ask the BoE who did it and said no deal Brexit will be more costly than rona?
    I could do but the BOE and Carney also made some bold claims about leaving the EU that did not materialise on the day of departure. I wonder why that would be. Again your point still does not get to the bottom of how you would provide a full assessment that was accurate for different measures other than a broad brush stab in the dark. For example when you close a cafe maybe a company selling expresso machines online does a roaring trade. How you going to factor all this in. I am all ears to your mathematical methodology.
    The BofE is now headed up by a Brexiteer and it is he who thinks no deal Brexit will be worse than the global pandemic. They have declined to release the details of their modelling so it is a bit unrealistic to expect Ric to build a model of the UK economy and share with you his methodology.
    I am merely pointing out the laughable request that Rick made that it would be possible to drill down into individual covid rules versus effects prior to making any decisions. Talk about paralysis by analysis. The figures would be about as questionable as a certain model trotted out at the beginning of all this.
    You don’t think it would be easy to input shutting all shops into the model and forecasting the outcome?
    Likewise looking at data to see how likely people are to contract it in a retail environment?

    Boris already has access to this economic analysis but declines to share it. The only logical conclusion is that people would disagree, based on that analysis, with the decisions he is making.
    For sure you can take all the numbers for shop shutting but you will end up with a big number but how accurate is this number. A couple of examples would be that you can buy stuff from Next online. How much of the loss in turnover of the shops is transferred to the internet arm of this business and how much is lost by either no spend or the customer spending elsewhere. If the shops you shut that don't have an ability to generate revenue in other ways then it is a bit easier but some of that spend will go elsewhere such as the pockets of Amazon and Fedex to deliver it to you. So if I said what is the GDP impact of X measure then it is actually a pretty elaborate calculation to get to the answer that will be within 1-2% of the actual outcome. If your measure is only going to damage UK GDP by 2% then you need a pretty good accuracy level as you are dealing with big numbers. This completely ignores the softer side in that if enough businesses permanently close then the local people will feel aggrieved beyond that which the figures would indicate they should as there will be lasting effects that again are difficult to calculate as you don't know in advance the tipping point in liquidity for each business. So is it better than the gut feel when you are debating this in the house of commons as to what measures to agree with and those to disagree with. Or do you go down a detail rabbit hole with limited confidence in the data upon which you are making decisions. That is the difficulty in asking for detailed impact statements.
    it really is not that difficult to calculate the damage done by different levels and duration of lockdown. They will know the impact of half the country being in tier 2 rather than all in tier 3.

    Boris's inner circle know all this but have decided not to share it. Why do you think this is ?
  • I don't think all of the people who'd be buying clothes for going out in will be buying them online instead.

    Home decoration and furnishings are booming though.
  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965

    I don't think all of the people who'd be buying clothes for going out in will be buying them online instead.

    Home decoration and furnishings are booming though.

    The secondary issue that is hard to calculate is how different groups are being affected by lockdown. Those that can work from home have probably made savings over the last 8 months much like the OAP's with fixed incomes from their pensions. Nobody knows how these people are going to choose to spend their money. Will they hoard it waiting for normality and nice experiences or buy sofas from DFS or both. Does this balance those that are unemployed and essentially penniless. I don't know and I don't think Boris's numbers will tell the complete picture to allow choices to me made.

    A classic case of this is the lockdown tiers that will continue in some form probably till April will cost a bucket load of money to both the economy and the government. China is back in normality with a draconian App you need on your phone to go out and extreme local lockdowns backed by significant police intervention if required. They even managed to do testing of 8 million people in a city to nip an outbreak in the bud. Consequently Beijing is back operating normally with people organising big events and going about their business. The issue with Westminster is that they are tinkering around the edges of should we close a pub for 3 months or accept higher transmission. Lets hope vaccination comes quickly because lets face it if normality is not returned by March then we are properly screwed economically with this level of small scale thinking and the publics lapping up of relatively low risks in real terms unless you are over 50.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Being outside the court house in Manchester yesterday and the air being thick with the stench of marijuana smoke.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Piers Morgan being papped in a cab without his facemask.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,489
    Book about cancel culture gets cancelled.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55331063
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,459
    10 days to Brexit

    Turkey bans travel from the UK

    Breaking point indeed

    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660

    10 days to Brexit

    Turkey bans travel from the UK

    Breaking point indeed

    If I were writing this the editor would feel this was a bit too on the nose
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,489
    Possibly not the best use of the word "positive".


    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/jan/09/students-quit-free-speech-campaign-over-role-of-toby-young-founded-group?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

    Well well well, if it isn’t a Toby Young “free speech” organisation censoring members.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,713
    Republican Devin Nunes on Fox News claiming that Republicans have no way to communicate to the public now.

  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    So only Trump spoke for the GOP and he could only possibly use Twatter?
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,459
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,593
    Before you know it someone will start a thread on an Internet forum bemoaning the lack of a platform for exercising free speech.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Scottish fishing industry banging on about the impact of the Brexit they voted for on their business.

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,593
    Our food delivery from Iceland just arrived late. The reason given was that one of their vans got stuck in ice earlier.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,713
    One of my disabled neighbour's carers, who's covered in tattoos, and won't get vaccinated because she's afraid of needles.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Webexes banging on about good planning and sticking to programmes overrunning by 50%
  • N0bodyOfTheGoat
    N0bodyOfTheGoat Posts: 6,065
    edited February 2021
    Never taken a flu jab before in my life, very rarely get any sort of infection that might be flu, but employer gave everyone a free jab voucher for use at Lloyds pharmacy chain. Booked a slot in October, contacted day before to say they had no stock so jab was cancelled. No idea at this point where I got in from, been working as normal all through pandemic, but just called in sick with classic flu symptoms after starting to feel rough yesterday.

    It's a free ride, when you've already paid.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501

    One of my disabled neighbour's carers, who's covered in tattoos, and won't get vaccinated because she's afraid of needles.

    Maybe she needs to go and get pi$$ed (again).
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,717
    Pross said:

    Before you know it someone will start a thread on an Internet forum bemoaning the lack of a platform for exercising free speech.

    Doping trolls have been doing that in ProRace for decades.... ;)
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Roy Greenslade lecturing in ethics.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120

    Never taken a flu jab before in my life, very rarely get any sort of infection that might be flu, but employer gave everyone a free jab voucher for use at Lloyds pharmacy chain. Booked a slot in October, contacted day before to say they had no stock so jab was cancelled. No idea at this point where I got in from, been working as normal all through pandemic, but just called in sick with classic flu symptoms after starting to feel rough yesterday.

    It's a free ride, when you've already paid.

    Time for a test. You may be a latecomer to the party.


    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    secretsam said:

    Never taken a flu jab before in my life, very rarely get any sort of infection that might be flu, but employer gave everyone a free jab voucher for use at Lloyds pharmacy chain. Booked a slot in October, contacted day before to say they had no stock so jab was cancelled. No idea at this point where I got in from, been working as normal all through pandemic, but just called in sick with classic flu symptoms after starting to feel rough yesterday.

    It's a free ride, when you've already paid.

    Time for a test. You may be a latecomer to the party.

    Especially as there's been no flu season anywhere in the world this year and not a single case detected by Public Health England.
    Definitely one for this thread.

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  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867

    Roy Greenslade lecturing in ethics.

    Maybe we could start a thread for “things that don’t surprise you because you thought you knew it already”
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269

    no flu season anywhere in the world this year and not a single case detected by Public Health England.
    Definitely one for this thread.

    Do we detect the efficiency and effectiveness influence of D1ldo Hardon at work in PHE?

    Anyway, WHO facts here. Very much reduced flu but not eliminated.

    https://apps.who.int/flumart/Default?ReportNo=1&CountryCode=GB
  • nibnob21
    nibnob21 Posts: 207
    Getting cut off on my bike at a junction by a car with Think Bike window stickers littered all over their rear screen.