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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    they were women wearing comfortable shoes who
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    only liked men who were Dorothy's friends
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    the Cowardly Lion, the Tin Man, and
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    the scarecrow who couldn't get it up
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    because they weren't man enough to handle
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    the wicked witch of the west Stranraer
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    who had a fetish for marrows and
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    cruddites, but only when dressed as a
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    spy. Arran posted bollox in pro-race saying
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    that are all up their own arses
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    and "I want to be like yoohoohoo"
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  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    whilst wearing a bear costume and carrying
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    The King of the swingers to Threshers
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    where they saw Stevo buying Blue Nun
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    to go into his Avocado frappuccino smoothie
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    which he consumed whilst wearing his favourite
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    codpiece which was so small it could
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    be confused with the deadly ebola virus
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    but don't panic, he tied some string
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    around his knob to have a tug
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    on it. Unfortunately, the string came off
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    and he flicked himself in the eye
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    but don't panic, he found a magnifying
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  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    glass poking out of an unexpected region

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    of Scotland where the women are frighteningly
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    hairy and smell of stale Irn Bru
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    in which they soak their mirkins to
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    try and dissolve the congealed and pungent
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    "Independence" supporters who took refuge there following
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    an invasion of Bulgarian sex tourists who
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