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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    after gash at the annual 'Gash Fist-a-thon'
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    held in an independent nation of those
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    wanting the freedom to abuse chainsaws without
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    lumberjacks getting jealous and inserting their axes
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    into the heart of rhetorically impoverished posts
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    intended to divide a great nation because
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    'You will never take our freedom!' Mel
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    B told the other Spice Girls when
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    she first heard Posh trying to sing
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    "Flower of Scotland" in an attempt to
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    resurrect her career north of the border
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    where the audience was less discerning because
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    they were preoccupied with mugging American tourists
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    when they should have been out trainspotting
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    to stay in UK's safe embrace rather
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    than running wild through the streets of
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    scantily clad women trying to get a
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    foot on the bus to Stranraer where
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    the bronzed, perfectly toned love machine lived
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    next door to the illegal immigrant Piña
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    who won't be allowed south of Hadrian's
  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    fence, because of his clandestine hobbies with
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    latex, beef dripping and feathers which he
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    applies liberally across his naked torso before
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    sliding down the hill towards the carpets
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    covered in sandpaper, nails and hedgehog skins
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    thereby adopting the local exfoliating techniques handed
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    down by the itchy bitchy scratchy girls
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,283
    wearing itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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