Seven words
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after gash at the annual 'Gash Fist-a-thon'"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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held in an independent nation of those0
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wanting the freedom to abuse chainsaws withoutseanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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lumberjacks getting jealous and inserting their axes"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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into the heart of rhetorically impoverished postsseanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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intended to divide a great nation because"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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'You will never take our freedom!' Mel0
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B told the other Spice Girls when"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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she first heard Posh trying to sing0
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"Flower of Scotland" in an attempt to"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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resurrect her career north of the border0
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where the audience was less discerning because"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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they were preoccupied with mugging American touristsseanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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when they should have been out trainspotting0
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to stay in UK's safe embrace rather"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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than running wild through the streets ofseanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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scantily clad women trying to get a0
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foot on the bus to Stranraer where"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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the bronzed, perfectly toned love machine lived0
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next door to the illegal immigrant Piña"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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who won't be allowed south of Hadrian's0
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fence, because of his clandestine hobbies with0
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latex, beef dripping and feathers which he"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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applies liberally across his naked torso before0
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sliding down the hill towards the carpetsseanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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covered in sandpaper, nails and hedgehog skins
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thereby adopting the local exfoliating techniques handedseanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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down by the itchy bitchy scratchy girls0
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wearing itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadotseanoconn - gruagach craic!0