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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    lieu of Morris dancers who decided that
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    jangling your balls is much more fun
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    . Meanwhile, in the far North of Scotland
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    the 'wee freeze' started thawing out, however
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  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    chills around the Trossacks caused real men
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    to buy furry electrically heated todger warmers
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  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    with safety warnings against getting them "wet"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    because jump starting them with cables can
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  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    cause nasty, debilitating burns, so i hear
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    from Stevo who got caught out with
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    a short circuit causing a burnt scrotum
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    which shrivelled to the size of two
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  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    shelled peanuts, which was ironic because Stevo
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    certainly won't work for peanuts because Bollinger
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    who sponsor his daily commute, want to
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  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    insert a well lubed Nebuchadnezzar up his
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    fake lady garden, which is unusually shaped
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    like an aging Johnny Morris, in profile
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    though not always where you'll find the
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    animals from Animal Magic and Daktari lions
  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    who were blinded by the glare from
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    the sun glinting off Bally's shiny pate
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    which is shinier than T47's Swiss Miss
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Laurel and Hardy film, shown every morning
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    on Channel eth eth eth in Portugal
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    and repeated throughout the day on dave
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    where old comedies go to die, but
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    'Don't tell him Pike!' is still funny
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    but jury's out on the recent remake
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    of Rainbow where Bungle and Zippy go
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