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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    crotchety, irritable, irascible, authoritative, contrary, but altogether
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    loveable old farts who we know as
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    Bono, The Edge and the other ones
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    took a disliking to angles and sharp
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    objects being inserted right up their mothers
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    dark chimneys which need constant attention because
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    years of abuse by over zealous young
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    nymphomaniac dwarves high on a mixture of
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    Sir Bradley Wiggins, Sir Chris Hoy, and
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Katie from I Can Cook who would
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    love to show you how to pluck
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    her cherry except she's papering the landing
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    strip, deep within the wilds of Scotland
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    to create an escape route for trapped
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Englishmen so that they can return to
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    the safety of the motherland away from
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    devils in skirts, faces painted with woad
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    who like to eat strange things like
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    Salmon, Grouse, Angus steaks, venison, smoked mackerel,
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    but can't afford them due to independence
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    but selling Whisky to Joe Foreigner has
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    gotten Sean Connery a job in Japan
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    where his minch and tatties were burnt
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    and his Japanese whisky, shaken not stirred
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    despite the Tokyo police banging him up
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    for having an offensive hair piece which
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    got confused with a Geisha girls carpet
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    munching girlfriend's bush, which was well trimmed
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,086
    by Greg Norman who had to crawl
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    away, having gashed his hand on gash

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