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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    g-strings which ride right up and cause
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,202
    that's what floats Arrans boat because of
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,517
    the extraction technique involving tow ropes and
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    'camel toes' which tickle the fancy of
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    zookeepers. Alex Salmond will spend his retirement
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    living like a lord in Royal Berkshire
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,517
    where he'll hand stitch Union Jacks for
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    pants to wear while he's on his
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,517
    diplomatic duties in Slovakia assessing the girls
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    under 16 naked synchronised swimming teams coach
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    driver who had been done for kiddie
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,517
    impersonations at toys-r-us trying to buy cheap
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    Lego to build a new recycling plant
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,517
    for disused Mecano which was rusting in
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    Great Uncle Bulgaria's burrow on Wimbledon Common
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,517
    - a strange metaphor for the velvet underground
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    and then later, when it gets dark
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    you can go dogging with the locals
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,517
    in the retro division including Ford Anglias
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    Consuls, Zephyrs and a mint Isetta, driven
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,517
    by the man from U.N.C.L.E who downloaded
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    frog's porn for watching in the garden
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    whilst chasing amphibians with a raging hard-on
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    which they always gloss over in Aquaman
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,517
    despite the restrictive cod piece that smelled
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    fishier than Captain Birdseyes fingers after he
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,517
    found a red Herring in pro race
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    which the naughty boys from Bottom Bracket
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,517
    went on a fishing trip to and
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    found females who weren't ladies nor girls

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