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  • pinno
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    perfected in Newton Abbot by a man
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  • qube
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    wearing a dress and driving a black
  • Pituophis
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    goat gently up towards a secluded ally
  • RDW
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    where a mysterious blue Police Box is
  • arran77
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    found, often frequented by off-duty lumberjacks wearing
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • RDW
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    Dr Who Appreciation Society badges, long scarves
  • mr_goo
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    and ballet shoes, whilst holding a ripe
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • city_boy
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    melons at chest height to replicate voluptuous
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • pinno
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    hippopotamii of the Welsh Spar staff variety
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    who adorn the centre pages of specialist
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
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    publications for the most discerning whale shaggers
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  • arran77
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    who enjoy whacking off over the blubber
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
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    whilst phoning '0898 Ride the waves', available
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  • Pituophis
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    under the counter, in Cornish surf shacks
  • pinno
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    built in Tregadillet by the dwarves who
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  • city_boy
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    make their living pimping lady midgets to
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • pinno
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    finance the St Ive's Cider drinking dens
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  • RDW
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    where 'scrumpy' isn't just a euphemism for
  • arran77
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    for sticking your thumb and fore-finger inside
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
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    flatulent Armadillos who frequent Bodmin moor at
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  • Pituophis
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    midnight hoping to find "the beast" for
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    some 'role playing' involving Spankalicious the luscious
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
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    who got her nickname by frequenting Plymouth
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  • RDW
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    Royal William Victualling Yard with an enormous
  • pinno
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    warehouse full of gimp suits that would
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  • RDW
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    prove popular at the Mercury awards after-party
  • Pituophis
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    when the jelly and ice cream were
  • pinno
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    poured on a factory fire in Stafford
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    where there were more bangs than at
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • qube
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    the annual gathering of marble enthusiasts in