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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I've met Suarez loads of times. Wonderful company. Biting wit.

    Been known to chew up barbed comments and spit them out.


    Medal for gallantry, a new identity and a flight to somewhere anonymous for the first person to post a piccie of Suarez's burd's norks.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    nathancom wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Soooo Suarez, Suarez, Suarez what will we do with you.
    The UK needs some new legislation to protect defenders wearing blue - maybe they should call it the 'Dangerous Dorks Act' ?

    :D

    He needs to read this book

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    By the way, Mike Tyson is wonderful company.
    :lol:

    Ripe for photoshopping that is...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    How true....

    Suarez.+You+never+bite+alone_58b584_4550332.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Ripe for a remake?

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Can Suarez possibly sink any lower?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    I heard he was just trying to help out fellow Liverpool forward Sturridge with promoting Subway by tucking into a hearty italian
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Looks like the Liverpool attack will be lacking a bit of bite for the first part of next season.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    I bet his dentist gets a fortune for the risk factor.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... adium.html

    Quelle surprise! :roll:
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Ballysmate wrote:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2674357/Group-cyclists-Hillsborough-charity-ride-30-000-bikes-clothing-stolen-took-tour-Anfield-stadium.html

    Quelle surprise! :roll:
    Not sure what you are suggesting?
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    The smiley face he's added after makes me think he is sincere in what he is insinuating, but surely not...? That goddam smiley, throwing me off.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    nathancom wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2674357/Group-cyclists-Hillsborough-charity-ride-30-000-bikes-clothing-stolen-took-tour-Anfield-stadium.html

    Quelle surprise! :roll:
    Not sure what you are suggesting?


    Eh eh eh, calm down, calm down.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Seems to be the same rep that Liverpudlians have that spawns jokes about them being the best formula 1 pitstop mechanics :wink: You'd have to be a bit naive to park a van with 20 grands worth of bikes in it near Anfield...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Chelski bought the Barca drop out and now the flop Diego Costa for £32m!!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Seems to be the same rep that Liverpudlians have that spawns jokes about them being the best formula 1 pitstop mechanics :wink: You'd have to be a bit naive to park a van with windows and 30 grands worth of bikes in it near Anywhere

    ftfy

    Dumb roadies got what they deserved :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Chelski bought the Barca drop out and now the flop Diego Costa for £32m!!
    Yep, waste of money. Why do we need the third most prolific striker in La Liga last season behind Ronaldo and Messi, when we can tonk Arsenal 6-0 without a decent striker in the team :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Seems to be the same rep that Liverpudlians have that spawns jokes about them being the best formula 1 pitstop mechanics :wink: You'd have to be a bit naive to park a van with windows and 30 grands worth of bikes in it near Anywhere

    ftfy

    Dumb roadies got what they deserved :lol:
    Fair point :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Seems to be the same rep that Liverpudlians have that spawns jokes about them being the best formula 1 pitstop mechanics :wink: You'd have to be a bit naive to park a van with windows and 30 grands worth of bikes in it near Anywhere

    ftfy

    Dumb roadies got what they deserved :lol:
    Fair point :D

    Everyone knows that vans are only to get your bike to the top of the hill again :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Exactly, and they'll never get my bike 'cos I'm always in the van at the same time :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Exactly, and they'll never get my bike 'cos I'm always in the van at the same time :)
    Us crudders aren't so daft after all are we :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Exactly, and they'll never get my bike 'cos I'm always in the van at the same time :)
    Us crudders aren't so daft after all are we :wink:

    In one thread you're slating the bloke and in another you're sucking up?! Must be the stress of anticipating roasted maggot and chilli grasshopper soup whilst trying to explain to the missus where you've been for the past 2 years and 14 days.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Exactly, and they'll never get my bike 'cos I'm always in the van at the same time :)
    Us crudders aren't so daft after all are we :wink:

    In one thread you're slating the bloke and in another you're sucking up?! Must be the stress of anticipating roasted maggot and chilli grasshopper soup whilst trying to explain to the missus where you've been for the past 2 years and 14 days.

    I have no intention of roasting my maggot young man :P

    God is that really how much of my life I've wasted on here, I assume that's what you mean? :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Exactly, and they'll never get my bike 'cos I'm always in the van at the same time :)
    Us crudders aren't so daft after all are we :wink:

    In one thread you're slating the bloke and in another you're sucking up?! Must be the stress of anticipating roasted maggot and chilli grasshopper soup whilst trying to explain to the missus where you've been for the past 2 years and 14 days.

    I have no intention of roasting my maggot young man :P

    God is that really how much of my life I've wasted on here, I assume that's what you mean? :shock:

    You're still alive?!? Oh hang on, you haven't been for the Thai cook up job yet.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Exactly, and they'll never get my bike 'cos I'm always in the van at the same time :)
    Us crudders aren't so daft after all are we :wink:

    In one thread you're slating the bloke and in another you're sucking up?! Must be the stress of anticipating roasted maggot and chilli grasshopper soup whilst trying to explain to the missus where you've been for the past 2 years and 14 days.

    I have no intention of roasting my maggot young man :P

    God is that really how much of my life I've wasted on here, I assume that's what you mean? :shock:

    You're still alive?!? Oh hang on, you haven't been for the Thai cook up job yet.

    Keep up :roll:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Exactly, and they'll never get my bike 'cos I'm always in the van at the same time :)
    Us crudders aren't so daft after all are we :wink:

    In one thread you're slating the bloke and in another you're sucking up?! Must be the stress of anticipating roasted maggot and chilli grasshopper soup whilst trying to explain to the missus where you've been for the past 2 years and 14 days.

    I have no intention of roasting my maggot young man :P

    God is that really how much of my life I've wasted on here, I assume that's what you mean? :shock:

    You're still alive?!? Oh hang on, you haven't been for the Thai cook up job yet.

    Keep up :roll:

    I'm in granny gear. Which reminds me - where's that tw@t Stevo?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I'm in granny gear. Which reminds me - where's that tw@t Stevo?
    Oh hai :mrgreen:

    Getting the Panzer ready for next weeks' van assisted gravity fest in Wales if you must know.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    And so the new season draws near - wifey kicked things off this morning by getting tickets for Chelski v Leicester on 23rd August. Roll on...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    So apparently Arsenal man is richer than Chelsea man.

    I hope chelseas assets get frozen :twisted:

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