The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Yep.

    She sounds cool. Enquiring minds are good minds.

    Quite but trying to answer the questions without confusing her is rather tricky.
    When I said that water was crucial to life and that she was 70% water... "Water?! Is that because I drink a lot?", then the explanation gets lost in a myriad of tricky concepts.
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  • Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Yep.

    She sounds cool. Enquiring minds are good minds.

    Quite but trying to answer the questions without confusing her is rather tricky.
    When I said that water was crucial to life and that she was 70% water... "Water?! Is that because I drink a lot?", then the explanation gets lost in a myriad of tricky concepts.

    Ha,i feels it.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Suggestions on a post card please.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    But they are so fugly and BMW never really put anything really punchy under the bonnet.
    Thought it was a 5 litre V8 beast. They have a Teutonic charm.

    I looked it up. It was built to commemorate the 507.

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    Why is that expensive?
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    They only made 252 of them.
    I take it, you don't like it.
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  • Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    But they are so fugly and BMW never really put anything really punchy under the bonnet.
    Thought it was a 5 litre V8 beast. They have a Teutonic charm.

    I looked it up. It was built to commemorate the 507.

    maxresdefault.jpg
    Why is that expensive?
    Uber rare.
    The Z8 is top of my list of cars to buy if I win a very big lottery prize. Need to be since the one I want is 350,000 pounds.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    https://www.topgear.com/car-news/first-look/meet-£15m-bmw-roadster

    It was a flop:

    The BMW 507 is a roadster that was produced by BMW from 1956 to 1959. Initially intended to be exported to the United States at a rate of thousands per year, it ended up being too expensive, resulting in a total production figure of 252 cars and heavy losses for BMW."
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Does nothing for me I'm afraid. But then again never been into old cars.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    The Z8 is top of my list of cars to buy if I win a very big lottery prize. Need to be since the one I want is 350,000 pounds.

    It shows that we are all different. I don't see any real aesthetic in it.
    Given unlimited funds, this is something I would have:

    PORSCHE911Turbo-930--2987_2.jpg
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Pinno wrote:
    The Z8 is top of my list of cars to buy if I win a very big lottery prize. Need to be since the one I want is 350,000 pounds.

    It shows that we are all different. I don't see any real aesthetic in it.
    Given unlimited funds, this is something I would have:

    PORSCHE911Turbo-930--2987_2.jpg
    Oddly enough, that's very similar to the pic I had on my wall as a kid, except it was red.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    The Z8 is top of my list of cars to buy if I win a very big lottery prize. Need to be since the one I want is 350,000 pounds.

    It shows that we are all different. I don't see any real aesthetic in it.
    Given unlimited funds, this is something I would have:

    PORSCHE911Turbo-930--2987_2.jpg
    Oddly enough, that's very similar to the pic I had on my wall as a kid, except it was red.
    Driven one of those a bit. Meh. The 993 version you posted earlier is much more desirable. But I don't get it... how does a 400 BHP V8 in this body not appeal to everyone?

    bmw-z8-alpina-roadster-3-bmw-z8-alpina-wheels-for-sale.jpg
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    ...because:

    A) Power - anything over 200bhp is going to have to be driven at 30% of it's capacity or bye bye license. So for an every day car, you are going to have to keep a lid on it. For the odd blast, well, that's just novelty.
    B) Power does not always equal fun.
    C) To me, it's ugly, has no kerb appeal, has limited aesthetics with badly mimicked lines.

    The adage: 'There's no replacement for displacement' is utter boll@x.

    Here is the question for you: If it did not have a 4.0L V8 in it and it had something smaller, would it still appeal to you? If the answer is no, then you may as well get a TVR Griffith or similar or something with great power to weight ratio like a Dutton.
    My mate had a Dutton kit car with a 1700 cross flow engine, ported and tweeked with massive brake callipers. It was and still is the fastest thing I have ever been* in and it cost him i.r.o £5k to put it together.
    So why pay mega bucks if all you want is top speed, acceleration and stopping power? If I had 50k to spend on a car, I would want to tick all boxes.
    Or is it it's value? Value often has little to do with aesthetics, driveability, comfort, kerb appeal, looks...

    *Between 0 and 90mph.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,814
    Pinno wrote:
    Power does not always equal fun.
    Completely agree with that, I still smile when I drive the Mini. Don't think it would be Stevo's bag though.
    I've driven a few fast cars and some fast bikes, fastest accelerating thing was a KTM supermoto. Not very powerful, but with a full tank it weighted 107kg. It was an absolute hoot, I was happy to hand it back after a week with my licence intact.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Pinno wrote:
    ...because:

    A) Power - anything over 200bhp is going to have to be driven at 30% of it's capacity or bye bye license. So for an every day car, you are going to have to keep a lid on it. For the odd blast, well, that's just novelty.
    B) Power does not always equal fun.
    C) To me, it's ugly, has no kerb appeal, has limited aesthetics with badly mimicked lines.

    The adage: 'There's no replacement for displacement' is utter boll@x.

    Here is the question for you: If it did not have a 4.0L V8 in it and it had something smaller, would it still appeal to you? If the answer is no, then you may as well get a TVR Griffith or similar or something with great power to weight ratio like a Dutton.
    My mate had a Dutton kit car with a 1700 cross flow engine, ported and tweeked with massive brake callipers. It was and still is the fastest thing I have ever been* in and it cost him i.r.o £5k to put it together.
    So why pay mega bucks if all you want is top speed, acceleration and stopping power? If I had 50k to spend on a car, I would want to tick all boxes.
    Or is it it's value? Value often has little to do with aesthetics, driveability, comfort, kerb appeal, looks...

    *Between 0 and 90mph.
    I did the Maths and had visions of you hooning around in some crappy little 60 bhp Aygo/Jimny type thing with your right foot nailed to the bulkhead :)

    Turbos do change the game when it comes to displacement but there are limits, as off boost performance and turbo lag get progressively worse as you try for bigger bhp/litre outputs. I say go big engine and a turbo - best of both worlds. No harm in having something that's over-engineered :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    The Z8 is top of my list of cars to buy if I win a very big lottery prize. Need to be since the one I want is 350,000 pounds.

    It shows that we are all different. I don't see any real aesthetic in it.
    Given unlimited funds, this is something I would have:

    PORSCHE911Turbo-930--2987_2.jpg
    Oddly enough, that's very similar to the pic I had on my wall as a kid, except it was red.
    Driven one of those a bit. Meh. The 993 version you posted earlier is much more desirable. But I don't get it... how does a 400 BHP V8 in this body not appeal to everyone?

    bmw-z8-alpina-roadster-3-bmw-z8-alpina-wheels-for-sale.jpg
    Not sure whether 911's can physically fit a V8 in the engine bay? AFAIK they've always stuck with variants of the flat 6. That said, the weight of a big V8 over the back axle must have handling consequences.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    V8 or not, the engine power/weight has to match the chassis.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Pinno wrote:
    V8 or not, the engine power/weight has to match the chassis.
    True, but assuming I can find one with a good engine/chassis match a bit anti-social V8 appeals because of the speed, the noise and the potential to annoy the tree huggers in Cake Stop.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,328
    To annoy people, the Camaro SS.
    But you're going to get the Jaaaaaaag.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Merc or Jag I think. Research on-going...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    V8 or not, the engine power/weight has to match the chassis.
    True, but assuming I can find one with a good engine/chassis match a bit anti-social V8 appeals because of the speed, the noise and the potential to annoy the tree huggers in Cake Stop.

    Just put a couple of holes in the exhaust of a Daihatsu Charade.
    Bolt a Turbo to it.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Merc or Jag I think. Research on-going...
    Merc in your 40's, jag in your 50's............
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Merc or Jag I think. Research on-going...
    Merc in your 40's, jag in your 50's............
    What happens if you miss out on the Merc in your 40's?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Merc or Jag I think. Research on-going...
    Merc in your 40's, jag in your 50's............
    What happens if you miss out on the Merc in your 40's?
    Apparently you get a Mazda as punishment
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Merc or Jag I think. Research on-going...
    Merc in your 40's, jag in your 50's............
    What happens if you miss out on the Merc in your 40's?
    Apparently you get a Mazda as punishment
    :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    B1tches :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    B1tches :D
    It's funny though
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Im wondering what sort of tw@t a bloody Ford Kuga makes me. Bland piece of crap that it is. Though Mrs H3 chose it.
    I have some new carbon soled bike shoes that I subsidised with my leaving present from my last job. Just trying to get the cleat position right.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    hopkinb wrote:
    You've rumbled TLW :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    hopkinb wrote:
    Im wondering what sort of tw@t a bloody Ford Kuga makes me. Bland piece of crap that it is. Though Mrs H3 chose it.
    I have some new carbon soled bike shoes that I subsidised with my leaving present from my last job. Just trying to get the cleat position right.
    By default probably the last one?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]