The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...
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Not going out? Well here is your slot to pour scorn on those tosspots who chose to go out and have fun, the b****rds.
...and they I bet you they will stagger in later and log on here.
...and they I bet you they will stagger in later and log on here.
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The dirty, rotten, childless sons of motherless goats! How dare they go out and have fun. Just to spite them, we should all go to bed early so there's no one here when they get back from the pub.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Ha! While they're out getting drunk and pulling, I'm going to do the washing up and then study geology for a couple of hours. Now THAT'S a good Friday night.0
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Keep the noise down you two, its getting a bit rowdie in here for my liking :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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johnfinch wrote:Ha! While they're out getting drunk and pulling, I'm going to do the washing up and then study geology for a couple of hours. Now THAT'S a good Friday night.
What are the best sort of rocks for a good quality riot? I mean, not too heavy, not too light.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Going out on a Friday night is for those who need to go out to get laid.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0
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pinarello001 wrote:johnfinch wrote:Ha! While they're out getting drunk and pulling, I'm going to do the washing up and then study geology for a couple of hours. Now THAT'S a good Friday night.
What are the best sort of rocks for a good quality riot? I mean, not too heavy, not too light.
Gneiss will do the trick, er, nicely.0 -
Missus on laptop doing school work, me on iPad talking to you plebs, autumn watch on tv, stella in hand... What could be more fun than that0
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... And have you noticed how Martin always gets sent out into the woods while Chris and michaela get to snuggle up on the settee together?0
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"I like riding in my car, it's not quite a Jaguar."0 -
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So is that performance related pay, or are the local hookers so skanky that they pay you? :Pdaviesee wrote:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
No experience of hookers. I will bow down to your experience of how things work.Stevo 666 wrote:So is that performance related pay, or are the local hookers so skanky that they pay you? :P
Anyway, gotta go. The wife is calling.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
An inane thread inspired by a moment of bollox and this is what it turns into. Result.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Makes you very proud ;-)0
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Been out and now back - so..........
What did I miss on Autumn watch!0 -
I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday, I know it was last friday but thought I was now entitled to...I can't remember what I was going to...I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday, have I done that before...I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday...what did I miss? my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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team47b wrote:I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday, I know it was last friday but thought I was now entitled to...I can't remember what I was going to...I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday, have I done that before...I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday...what did I miss?
Well not the crate of Cava obviously.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go
Is it too early for shed building, do you think using the chop saw will wind the neighbours up much "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Give the lawn a last cut before the sawing begins?arran77 wrote:Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go
Is it too early for shed building, do you think using the chop saw will wind the neighbours up much
Personally, I am going out on the bike*.
*No, thats not a euphemism.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
daviesee wrote:
Give the lawn a last cut before the sawing begins?arran77 wrote:Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go
Is it too early for shed building, do you think using the chop saw will wind the neighbours up much
Personally, I am going out on the bike*.
*No, thats not a euphemism.
Lawns a bit wet, maybe I'll get the leaf blower out instead, that'll teach them all for going out on a Friday night and having a good time "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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matthew h wrote:arran77 wrote:Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go
My kids don't care if I go out and always get up with the larks
Haha, kids, they're all the same "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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