The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Went to a tapas bar for tea, served by an Eastern European girl who couldn't speak any English.

    The food was ok. Drank a Spanish beer.

    Now home watching JOY
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    English restaurant this afternoon, served by english people.
    Starters served as main courses and vice versa
    Local pub seemed to be full of hipsters who all left after half of cider

    Carry on
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    What's this thread turned into?! Sloppy's gastronomic diary?

    Evening squares.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Back home, roads empty, coffee shops were full, pubs and restaurants deserted.
    More snow please
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    No bloody snow here Sloppy. :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Yup this snow is great,No snow Pinno? where are you then,i thought you were in Scotland.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    crumbschief wrote:
    Yup this snow is great,No snow Pinno? where are you then,i thought you were in Scotland.

    That is the common misconception that Scotland has a lot of snow. There's more snow in Lincolnshire (except for the tops of the biggish hills) on average.

    The damp, miserable, windy West Coast of Scotland is bathed by the wonderful gulf stream which keeps us mild in winter and [sigh] mild in summer.
    Don't worry, we ain't staying here for much longer.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Are you thinking of coming down south? past the wall even.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    crumbschief wrote:
    Are you thinking of coming down south? past the wall even.
    Where's that hard border when you need it?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    crumbschief wrote:
    Are you thinking of coming down south? past the wall even.

    Not a chance. I'm going to run for president of Jockland (someone needs to civilise this bunch of heathens) and build a wall. It will be a beautiful wall...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    English restaurant this afternoon, served by english people.
    Starters served as main courses and vice versa
    Local pub seemed to be full of hipsters who all left after half of cider

    Carry on

    My local pub, cider is never served in half’s :)
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    A beautiful wall, the bigliest wall. Xxxx, might even move 'home'. Caledonia, you're calling me and... Oh hang on, it's 'kin damp, 'kin cold, and full of white settlers. Belgium it is then.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    orraloon wrote:
    A beautiful wall, the bigliest wall. Xxxx, might even move 'home'. Caledonia, you're calling me and... Oh hang on, it's 'kin damp, 'kin cold, and full of white settlers. Belgium it is then.

    :D Aye, f*ckin' right.

    There's not enough golf courses and toupee shops in Belgium. We'll have to do something about that.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    TLW1 wrote:
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    English restaurant this afternoon, served by english people.
    Starters served as main courses and vice versa
    Local pub seemed to be full of hipsters who all left after half of cider

    Carry on

    My local pub, cider is never served in half’s :)

    Its obviously not strong stuff then!
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Evening squares.

    CC?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Yup i'm about mon,hows are ya Pinno.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Yeah fine. Trying to figure out how much 38mm cheap worktop I need for window sills.

    Are you any good at that sort of thing?
    What you been up to?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,328
    Bored. The wife is in charge of the tv. Not watching but the noise is annoying enough.
    Consoling myself by looking forward to the rugby and drinking a few malts.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Bored. The wife is in charge of the tv. Not watching but the noise is annoying enough.
    Consoling myself by looking forward to the rugby and drinking a few malts.

    Come on Blakey - you're a smart fella: i'll give you the list of measurements and you can help me figure out the work top conundrum. Boredom solved.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,328
    Pinno wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Bored. The wife is in charge of the tv. Not watching but the noise is annoying enough.
    Consoling myself by looking forward to the rugby and drinking a few malts.

    Come on Blakey - you're a smart fella: i'll give you the list of measurements and you can help me figure out the work top conundrum. Boredom solved.
    Do enough of that thinking shit during a working day.
    Now is the time for alcohol and talking shit. As evidenced elsewhere...
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Bored. The wife is in charge of the tv. Not watching but the noise is annoying enough.
    Consoling myself by looking forward to the rugby and drinking a few malts.

    Come on Blakey - you're a smart fella: i'll give you the list of measurements and you can help me figure out the work top conundrum. Boredom solved.
    Do enough of that thinking shoot during a working day.
    Now is the time for alcohol and talking shoot. As evidenced elsewhere...

    Cheers 'mate' :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,328
    Pinno wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Bored. The wife is in charge of the tv. Not watching but the noise is annoying enough.
    Consoling myself by looking forward to the rugby and drinking a few malts.

    Come on Blakey - you're a smart fella: i'll give you the list of measurements and you can help me figure out the work top conundrum. Boredom solved.
    Do enough of that thinking shoot during a working day.
    Now is the time for alcohol and talking shoot. As evidenced elsewhere...

    Cheers 'mate' :roll:
    Start with a tape measure.
    In the morning. Obviosly.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Pinno wrote:
    Yeah fine. Trying to figure out how much 38mm cheap worktop I need for window sills.

    Are you any good at that sort of thing?
    What you been up to?

    Err i can do that but that sort of thing is not by choice,been up to thinking and staring mostly,they mostly come out at night.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Oh go on CC - want the list?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Woop
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Evening CC - what's happening Bro?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Oh This an that,just finished putting my snow chains on ma shoes ready for the morrow,it could get heavy,so the man told me.
    How you getting on?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Fine. Well, 1 inch away from brain dead as opposed to 1.5 inches away from brain dead.
    I am painting the inside of the PPP monster - day 14. For the purposes of sale, Magnolia walls and white ceilings.
    28.5 litres of Magnolia so far. 15 litres of white. Plus I have all the glossing to do.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Magnolia,oh i feel you,that is a lot of paint how big is your pad anyway.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Watching Undertones on Beeb 4

    Brilliant stuff.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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