The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • Hiltaldo
    Hiltaldo Posts: 14
    I’m enjoying this thread while I wait for my eggs to poach. They’re bloody big eggs.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Hiltaldo wrote:
    I’m enjoying this thread while I wait for my eggs to poach. They’re bloody big eggs.
    Little vinegar, whisking the water?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    I constantly regret the day I sold my mk1 Golf GTI 1.8. Utterly brilliant. Should have kept that.

    Bought a Civic 1.6 VTEC though - the ones before they became fat. 185 bhp, 7500 rpm redline, big enough to fit a dismantled kitchen in the inside. Brilliant car. Would sit at 130 down the motorway all day. TDV sold that without me knowing to buy a Volvo estate.

    She also sold our house without me knowing but that’s a different story.

    At least she gave you the address of the new house.
    Get your backside on the Saturday evening thread!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    I take it back.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    I constantly regret the day I sold my mk1 Golf GTI 1.8. Utterly brilliant. Should have kept that.

    Bought a Civic 1.6 VTEC though - the ones before they became fat. 185 bhp, 7500 rpm redline, big enough to fit a dismantled kitchen in the inside. Brilliant car. Would sit at 130 down the motorway all day. TDV sold that without me knowing to buy a Volvo estate.

    She also sold our house without me knowing but that’s a different story.

    At least she gave you the address of the new house.


    She didn't until she had bought it.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Hiltaldo
    Hiltaldo Posts: 14
    seanoconn wrote:
    Hiltaldo wrote:
    I’m enjoying this thread while I wait for my eggs to poach. They’re bloody big eggs.
    Little vinegar, whisking the water?

    Plastic tub, boiling water. Top drawer
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Plastic tub?

    Who on earth cooks in a plastic tub ffs?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Plastic tub?

    Who on earth cooks in a plastic tub ffs?
    You're one to talk. You're old poacher left you... or was that 'boiler'... i've confused myself.

    Yeah, comon Hiltaldo - fess up; what's with the poaching eggs in a plastic tub? What have I been doing wrong all these years?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Pinno wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Plastic tub?

    Who on earth cooks in a plastic tub ffs?
    You're one to talk. You're old poacher left you... or was that 'boiler'... i've confused myself.

    Yeah, comon Hiltaldo - fess up; what's with the poaching eggs in a plastic tub? What have I been doing wrong all these years?
    Not leaving it to your OH.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Just off out
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    been let down by two people on the giving lifts rota so planned evening of chilling with bambino while bambina at scouts and tdv away scuppered.

    now dad's taxi.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Just brewing up some food with Strifey while the wine chills.

    Decided that yesterday's job offer wasn't quite good enough so asked for a wee bit more money :) They've got the weekend to mull it over.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Just brewing up some food with Strifey while the wine chills.

    Decided that yesterday's job offer wasn't quite good enough so asked for a wee bit more money :) They've got the weekend to mull it over.
    Nice one, hope it goes well. Love it when people earn more, they top up my lovely government pension :wink:
    Watching Jeremy Wade catching Greenland sharks whilst slurping some wine (beer is already consumed).
    Tomorrow is another day, and we might be taking a friend out for lunch. She is a skiing widow, and is a right laugh.
    Have a good weekend folks.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    so bored and tired but need to head out into the rain and hail to pick up bambina

    feel so sorry for bambino who has to come with me - he's shattered, wants to go to bed and has just zipped his willy into his onesie.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Just brewing up some food with Strifey while the wine chills.

    Decided that yesterday's job offer wasn't quite good enough so asked for a wee bit more money :) They've got the weekend to mull it over.
    Nice one, hope it goes well. Love it when people earn more, they top up my lovely government pension :wink:
    Watching Jeremy Wade catching Greenland sharks whilst slurping some wine (beer is already consumed).
    Tomorrow is another day, and we might be taking a friend out for lunch. She is a skiing widow, and is a right laugh.
    Have a good weekend folks.
    My pleasure BBG :) If you don't ask you don't get.

    Just stuffed our faces with cod n cheese and now making inroads into the plonk.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Curled up on the couch with the Hound and a bottle of Edwyn's finest IPA watching Wales smash Scotland out of the park at rugby.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    feel so sorry for bambino who has to come with me - he's shattered, wants to go to bed and has just zipped his willy into his onesie.

    Ow. Poor chap. Hopefully it will be a lesson for life.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Just back, this probably wont end well
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Just back, this probably wont end well
    Why not?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Just back, this probably wont end well
    Why not?


    Why? What’s happened? Have you zipped your silly into your onesie?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Just about to have a Pastis, curl up on the couch with TDV having read Bambino his bedtime book and watch the end of Lethal Weapon.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    I was a bit late to this 'party' last night. Was busy putting the door on my Old New Banger back together after changing the micro switch.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Pinno wrote:
    I was a bit late to this 'party' last night. Was busy putting the door on my Old New Banger back together after changing the micro switch.
    You didn't miss much...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    I was a bit late to this 'party' last night. Was busy putting the door on my Old New Banger back together after changing the micro switch.
    You didn't miss much...

    Obviously.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Off out, should be back in time for the footy
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Off out, should be back in time for the footy

    On Sunday?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    You lot are early!?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Well looky here it's Crumbs ,i should be available tonight for questions on life strife and wife,also i do a sideline in Ghostbusting so if you have any unwanted spirits i will gladly dri, remove them from your person and they will never be seen again,by you.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Oi oi CC. I see they let you put for the weekend.

    So, can you actually explain women?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Yes

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