The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Old age catching up with the liver, back already again
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    I haven't even started yet.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    A drop of alcofrol would put me in a coma I think but i'm willing to try.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Pinno wrote:
    A drop of alcofrol would put me in a coma I think but i'm willing to try.
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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Is this as good as it gets on a Friday night?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Is this as good as it gets on a Friday night?

    Best years behind you, all downhill from here. :(
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Ballysmate wrote:
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Is this as good as it gets on a Friday night?

    Best years behind you, all downhill from here. :(
    Speak for yourself :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Is this as good as it gets on a Friday night?

    It's like being Mr Benn around here on a Friday,i never know how i'm going to come out,or if i can make it back,what a thrill.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Is this as good as it gets on a Friday night?

    Best years behind you, all downhill from here. :(
    Speak for yourself :)

    Well it isn't even downhilling for you for a while, given your gimpy shoulder.
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Square falling in. Had tea, a couple of beers and a glass of red wine. Bed soon. I can’t even be arsed to watch the snooker.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Square falling in. Had tea, a couple of beers and a glass of red wine. Bed soon. I can’t even be arsed to watch the snooker.
    Not potting the pink or the brown then?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Me had curry me and now drinking McEwans export me.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Square falling in. Had tea, a couple of beers and a glass of red wine. Bed soon. I can’t even be arsed to watch the snooker.
    Not potting the pink or the brown then?
    Not even chalking the tip.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Square falling in. Had tea, a couple of beers and a glass of red wine. Bed soon. I can’t even be arsed to watch the snooker.
    Not potting the pink or the brown then?
    Not even chalking the tip.

    Well you can perhaps console yourself that you don't need the extension.
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Ballysmate wrote:
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Square falling in. Had tea, a couple of beers and a glass of red wine. Bed soon. I can’t even be arsed to watch the snooker.
    Not potting the pink or the brown then?
    Not even chalking the tip.

    Well you can perhaps console yourself that you don't need the extension.
    The long rest might help.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Square falling in. Had tea, a couple of beers and a glass of red wine. Bed soon. I can’t even be arsed to watch the snooker.
    Not potting the pink or the brown then?
    Not even chalking the tip.

    Well you can perhaps console yourself that you don't need the extension.
    The long rest might help.

    Ready for the deep screw?
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Is it today already?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    bizarrely, MF is still sitting around waiting for something to happen.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    bizarrely, MF is still sitting around waiting for something to happen.

    Why are you talking in the 3rd person?

    Anyhoo, how you lot doing? What you up to? I'm on the Export - McEwans Export.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    bizarrely, MF is still sitting around waiting for something to happen.

    Why are you talking in the 3rd person?

    Anyhoo, how you lot doing? What you up to? I'm on the Export - McEwans Export.


    MF isn't. Who is? Why?

    What's the occasion Pinno? Export is a bit posh isn't it?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Pinno wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    bizarrely, MF is still sitting around waiting for something to happen.

    Why are you talking in the 3rd person?

    Anyhoo, how you lot doing? What you up to? I'm on the Export - McEwans Export.
    There's only two Matthewfalles...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Left Pub early! Now glugging wine, kit ready for a decent ride tomorrow
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    TLW1 wrote:
    Left Pub early!
    Get well soon.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    What's the occasion Pinno?
    The end of 13 days on the trot working on PPP and the sparky has been so kitchen fitting can start.

    I'll be back there tomorrow.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Now watching Red Dwarf on 'Dave'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Left Pub early!
    Get well soon.
    I’ve not been well
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    bizarrely, MF is still sitting around waiting for something to happen.

    Why are you talking in the 3rd person?

    Anyhoo, how you lot doing? What you up to? I'm on the Export - McEwans Export.
    There's only two Matthewfalles...

    MF says that they sound like great guys. He reckons they could have any burd they wanted.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Just been on a DIY forum, looking up sink heights for bathrooms.. Pointless really as I have fitted mine but I wondered if there was a standard...

    Wait for it: One response to an identical query:

    "In the absence of a pedestal to fix the height, it depends how tall the plumber is, as most plumbers seem to fit them at 'waist height' - whatever that is for the individual.

    So, it's up to you.

    Where does it look right?

    where does it feel right?"

    Than after some sillyness (rather like here):

    "Measure from the floor to approx your waistline, same for all the rest of the family.
    Have you got young kids?
    Measure to chest height, so they can get into it.

    Throw measurements away & fix it just high enough to dangle your doodahs in the sink.... thats about high enough."

    Brilliant.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Off out, what will I miss?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    If you are in MF's house nothing as he evening has gone #shitshaped
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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