The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    I dunno. Edwyn would have a gadget.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Come on, let's get this party started :roll:
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    I'm here for 5mins as it's almost sex o'clock. Tequila is foul stuff but it's working well. So what occurring?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm here for 5mins as it's almost sex o'clock. Tequila is foul stuff but it's working well. So what occurring?

    If you think i'm going to entertain you whilst the alcohol kicks in, you're wrong.

    Anyway Cava Casanova, what's wrong with foreplay? Do you need a manual?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm here for 5mins as it's almost sex o'clock. Tequila is foul stuff but it's working well. So what occurring?
    Working well on you or on her? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    If it ain't, I suggest a pencil and some rubber bands and call it 'prop'.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm here for 5mins as it's almost sex o'clock. Tequila is foul stuff but it's working well. So what occurring?

    Finished?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    TLW1 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm here for 5mins as it's almost sex o'clock. Tequila is foul stuff but it's working well. So what occurring?

    Finished?
    Should have posted that at 8.32 last night :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm here for 5mins as it's almost sex o'clock. Tequila is foul stuff but it's working well. So what occurring?

    Finished?
    Should have posted that at 8.32 last night :)
    Phew finished 8) :wink: :P What's the difference between the yellowish tequila and the clear one? Are they both as foul as each other?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Someone pissed in it. I think I know who dunnit.

    If you want a clue - it's performance related.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm here for 5mins as it's almost sex o'clock. Tequila is foul stuff but it's working well. So what occurring?

    Finished?
    Should have posted that at 8.32 last night :)
    Phew finished 8) :wink: :P What's the difference between the yellowish tequila and the clear one? Are they both as foul as each other?
    Tequila is only OK when served in bars by those cute bar girls wearing holsters holding the shot glasses. It kinda distracts from the taste. The only decent Tequila I've tasted was over in Mexico City in a bar that had a menu with pages and pages of different Tequilas.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm here for 5mins as it's almost sex o'clock. Tequila is foul stuff but it's working well. So what occurring?

    Finished?
    Should have posted that at 8.32 last night :)
    Phew finished 8) :wink: :P What's the difference between the yellowish tequila and the clear one? Are they both as foul as each other?

    Tantric Seano? The Sting of BB.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Ballysmate wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm here for 5mins as it's almost sex o'clock. Tequila is foul stuff but it's working well. So what occurring?

    Finished?
    Should have posted that at 8.32 last night :)
    Phew finished 8) :wink: :P What's the difference between the yellowish tequila and the clear one? Are they both as foul as each other?

    Tantric Seano? The Sting of BB.
    Have you seen what all that tantric sex did to Trudy Styler's face!?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    It could have been the tantric sex or it could have been living with a pretentious tw@t up his own ar5e.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Ballysmate wrote:
    It could have been the tantric sex or it could have been living with a pretentious tw@t up his own ar5e.

    But that's Yoga surely?!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    I'm 'off' to watch the Giro. Keep the racket down and don't post/do anything interesting until i'm back.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Pinno wrote:
    I'm 'off' to watch the Giro. Keep the racket down and don't post/do anything interesting until i'm back.
    If your back in the next 5 mins I'll post a pic of my Missis norks.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Pinno wrote:
    I'm 'off' to watch the Giro. Keep the racket down and don't post/do anything interesting until i'm back.
    Quick everyone, let's have a laugh...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    I'm 'off' to watch the Giro. Keep the racket down and don't post/do anything interesting until i'm back.
    If your back in the next 5 mins I'll post a pic of my Missis norks.

    I'm here instead of him, so can we now see the norkage please?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Multi-tasking me. Giro and Norkwatch
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    I'm 'off' to watch the Giro. Keep the racket down and don't post/do anything interesting until i'm back.
    If your back in the next 5 mins I'll post a pic of my Missis norks.

    I'm here instead of him, so can we now see the norkage please?
    You're the only one who has seen the naorkage you daft git. How do you remember all your medical stuff?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    seanoconn wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    I'm 'off' to watch the Giro. Keep the racket down and don't post/do anything interesting until i'm back.
    If your back in the next 5 mins I'll post a pic of my Missis norks.

    I'm here instead of him, so can we now see the norkage please?
    You're the only one who has seen the naorkage you daft git. How do you remember all your medical stuff?

    Oh. Thought there was new norkage going, like lab coat norkage or similar.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Medical stuff is easy - it's like being a plumber, but only with bigger words and less pay.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    I see you stuck to my request to not post or do anything interesting whilst I was away. :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Sprint finishes are sooo boring but today's sprint finish was extra dull.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Sprint finishes are sooo boring but today's sprint finish was extra dull.

    Glad he won though. Real stuff starts tha morras
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    I'm not waving BTW - you can f*ck off if you like.

    Back OT:

    Evening all. Wots goin' on 'ere?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    ...and where's |Bally?

    ...and where's Gazza? Can you pop down to the Emporium, you know the one and get some special knee gloop mixed up by the magic hands of Gwyneth for MPL's joint affliction? Tell her to put extra Beetroot in it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I'm just over here, watching highl;ights of today's stage, so sshht.

    RE Matthew. He just needs to smash it up with a hammer, dowse it with fire that's not on fire, chuck it into next door's garden, then fire an arrow that's got fire that's already on fire on it into the smashed up knee that's covered with fire that's not on fire, therefore setting it on fire. He then needs to hop over to edwyn's and have a rummage through his spare body parts box of spare parts from bodies. Obviously!!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Obviously.
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