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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Proper old fart then. Did he have a Zimmer?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    No.

    He did 85 miles in 4hrs 20 mins. 'Kin 'ell. :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    A fast old fart then.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Cheeky b@stards!

    I've just turned 46.

    I lied. It was only 82.5 miles and it took 4hrs 27mins. Prevailing winds were noth easterly, which flattered me. I was gifted at birth with a hearty constitution though.

    It's raining now and i was just about to wash the car. Oh well, feet up with coffee instead.

    San Sebastian later.

    Pinno, hope you had a non eventful drive back.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Garry H wrote:
    Cheeky b@stards!

    I've just turned 46.

    I lied. It was only 82.5 miles and it took 4hrs 27mins. Prevailing winds were noth easterly, which flattered me. I was gifted at birth with a hearty constitution though.

    It's raining now and i was just about to wash the car. Oh well, feet up with coffee instead.

    San Sebastian later.

    Pinno, hope you had a non eventful drive back.
    It's better than being a slow old fart like Pinno.

    But you could be even faster with a bit of gravity assistance back in sheepsville :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I might come to a rather abrupt halt as well though!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno, hope you had a non eventful drive back.

    Yeah. 3hrs 15 mins with a break. A7 easy. A75, PITA. However, there was a 1400hp Skyline on the forecourt of the Shell service station in Dumfries. Standard gunmetal grey Skyline on the outside, the works under the bonnet.

    Were you really going to wash that thing?!

    Slow and steady wins the race.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    All washed, inside and out. Thought it was the same as your car, no? They're both the same colour.

    There's Guy near me that has a skyline.

    Stopped raining now. How's west?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    West ain't best. Cool, windy, rain showers.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Staying in tonight, anything on TV Mikey
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Staying in tonight, anything on TV Mikey
    There's athletics, that runningy stuff that Pinno doesn't approve of.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Iggy Pop programme on radio 6. Pretty good
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Garry H wrote:
    Iggy Pop programme on radio 6. Pretty good

    I don't have a wireless
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Staying in tonight, anything on TV Mikey
    There's athletics, that runningy stuff that Pinno doesn't approve of.

    I'll see if I can find my Running Man VHS tape
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Chariots of fire
    Marathon Man...

    Yeah, yeah. yeah. I don't spook that easy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Run Fat Boy, Run.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    The cook, the thief, his wife and her runner.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Athletics
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BVE-7x9Usvw
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Did you post that link because you have a complete lack of an imagination?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    All the ale from the fridge has gone and a free bottle from the local shop plus free ale from the local bar means a good Friday
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Friday drank it all?!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Pinno wrote:
    Did you post that link because you have a complete lack of an imagination?
    Did you not realise it has a running theme because you're as thick as pigshit?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Did you post that link because you have a complete lack of an imagination?
    Did you not realise it has a running theme because you're as thick as pigshit?

    I saw that and it was both predictable and boring.

    Did you not see that I was making up film titles with running references because you're thicker than extra thick concentrated, condensed pigshit?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Did you post that link because you have a complete lack of an imagination?
    Did you not realise it has a running theme because you're as thick as pigshit?

    I saw that and it was both predictable and boring.

    Did you not see that I was making up film titles with running references because you're thicker than extra thick concentrated, condensed pigshit?
    They weren't amusing or original so I did my own thing.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Did you post that link because you have a complete lack of an imagination?
    Did you not realise it has a running theme because you're as thick as pigshit?

    I saw that and it was both predictable and boring.

    Did you not see that I was making up film titles with running references because you're thicker than extra thick concentrated, condensed pigshit?
    They weren't amusing or original so I did my own thing.

    That's because you're a miserable Dickensian character to which there is no cure.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Did you post that link because you have a complete lack of an imagination?
    Did you not realise it has a running theme because you're as thick as pigshit?

    I saw that and it was both predictable and boring.

    Did you not see that I was making up film titles with running references because you're thicker than extra thick concentrated, condensed pigshit?
    They weren't amusing or original so I did my own thing.

    That's because you're a miserable Dickensian character to which there is no cure.
    Knowing Stevo as I do I'm sure he'll let this lie and allow you the last word.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Did you post that link because you have a complete lack of an imagination?
    Did you not realise it has a running theme because you're as thick as pigshit?

    I saw that and it was both predictable and boring.

    Did you not see that I was making up film titles with running references because you're thicker than extra thick concentrated, condensed pigshit?
    They weren't amusing or original so I did my own thing.

    That's because you're a miserable Dickensian character to which there is no cure.
    And your lesson for today is that when you have a go at someone totally unprovoked then you're going to get it back with top spin on.

    Given who it was directed you must be pretty thick not to expect a bit of a slap. Even Seano spotted that...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Like a load of one armed butlers on 'ere, can dish it up but cannot take it
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Like a load of one armed butlers on 'ere, can dish it up but cannot take it
    Some people just deserve it sometimes. I see it as a civic duty.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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