The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...
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Absolutely.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Just been to Edwyn's. The man us a fool I tell you. Just tried to sell me Claire The Outsider's bedsheets saying that they were the ancient burial cloth of Jesus.
"Look, see, here. Stigmata" he said
"Bollox, see" I replied, "it's bloody tomato ketchup" said I. "Look here, see" said I, "it's still bloody wet. And the bottle is on your kitchen table".
"Disbeliever" he said, and threw me ou of the bloody Emprioum.
Who's inbred is this idiot I thought to myself.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Sounds like he's lost his way a bit. Bound to happen in the end.0
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Then again, if he would have waited 20 minutes for the ketchup to dry I would have given him £20 for them just on the off chance that they were some priceless religious historical death robe of the Son of God and not some cheap nylon sheets from Matalan that a dirty old Emprioum owner had probably spanked off into.
Bet Claire the Outsider wasn't impressed though - wasn't even Heinz or Daddy's, it was that filth he gets in bulk from Aled the Fingerer in Abergavenny.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Then again, if he would have waited 20 minutes for the ketchup to dry I would have given him £20 for them just on the off chance that they were some priceless religious historical death robe of the Son of God and not some cheap nylon sheets from Matalan that a dirty old Emprioum owner had probably spanked off into.
Bet Claire the Outsider wasn't impressed though - wasn't even Heinz or Daddy's, it was that filth he gets in bulk from Aled the Fingerer in Abergavenny.
"Aled the fingerer", now there's a name that brings a tear to a glass eye.0 -
BTW. Just realised that i'll be away on hols on 8th june and forgot to register a postal vote.0
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Garry H wrote:BTW. Just realised that i'll be away on hols on 8th june and forgot to register a postal vote.
You silly, silly, silly bugger.
Pop down and see a Edwyn - he had a box full last time round, all filled in already.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Well I'm being square tonight. Nice quiet one by the TV"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Pants innit?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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I'm listening to Beethoven's Sixth and drinking some Scandinavian beer. No, not carlsberg special.0
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Did Beethoven drink Carlsberg?
I prefer the 9th to the Pastoral Symphony.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I think he lives closer to me than you. I'll shout.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Actually Total Recall (the remake one) is on 5 Star.Garry H wrote:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Remake? You've just made me feel old. I remember going to the picture house to watch the original.0 -
The original was good. Classic Arnie."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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'Picture house'. Hee hee. You are old.
Isn't that a Saturday night job that 80's TOTP? I forget. It's my age.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Old and funny.
Actually, that was quite good for you.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I just took one of the quizzes in the below banner things and it correctly guessed that i have a master's degree!0
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I have a**d b**l**o**c**k**e**r can you send me the link please?
Indemnity: I know advertising pays for the site guys but I do buy cycling goods despite the lack of ads I see here. I do buy from the main protagonists (Wiggle, Ribble, Evans etc) quite regularly. Beyond bills, I probably spend more on bike stuff than anything else. In fact I don't buy anything else unless it's falling apart or it's building materials.
I have probably spent £500 on clothing this year alone as good clothing and cycle bits get advertised by word of mouth. It doesn't necessarily require the plug plug plug.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Evening squires and squares.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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evenin'0
