The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Garry H wrote:
    Maybach Stevo. Too classy for ya?

    Fettling with bike. Fitted an 11/28 cassette and a new chain, in anticipation of my return match with the Struggle.
    It's a Mercedes-Maybach. Wild goose chase and and all that.
    http://www.mercedes-benz.co.uk/content/unitedkingdom/mpc/mpc_unitedkingdom_website/en/home_mpc/passengercars/home/new_cars/models/mercedes-maybach/mercedes-maybach_s-class.html
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I know. That's what I said.

    There's no mercedes branding on it though, nowt, zilch.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno. I've just remembered. It's not actually branded as a Merc, but it is a Merc.

    In case you didn't read the other thread
    Ahem....not branded as a Merc but Mercedes is the first part of the brand name? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno. I've just remembered. It's not actually branded as a Merc, but it is a Merc.

    In case you didn't read the other thread
    Ahem....not branded as a Merc but Mercedes is the first part of the brand name? :wink:
    But I didn't know that, being car illiterate. There's actually no mention of mercedes on the car itself, although the aesthetic is definitely merc.

    I still want a volvo.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Garry H wrote:
    I still want a volvo.
    You're not allowed to own one unless you wear sandals and read the Guardian.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    I still want a volvo.
    You're not allowed to own one unless you wear sandals and read the Guardian.

    Sandals onholiday count?

    I have much to learn.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    I still want a volvo.
    You're not allowed to own one unless you wear sandals and read the Guardian.

    Sandals onholiday count?

    I have much to learn.

    Beard and a pipe is optional extra.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    Coincidence? Election called in the same week that Have I Got News For You returns for a nine week run. Friday evenings have brightened up.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    mrfpb wrote:
    Coincidence? Election called in the same week that Have I Got News For You returns for a nine week run. Friday evenings have brightened up.

    Too much of a coincidence if you ask me. May's in cahoots with Aunt Beeb!

    What time?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Bet you it starts just as I have to leave to pick up Bambina from Scouts.......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Bet you it starts just as I have to leave to pick up Bambina from Scouts.......

    What time is that?
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I see that the sportive thread is still going...
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Bet you it starts just as I have to leave to pick up Bambina from Scouts.......

    What time is that?

    9. I have to go through the local valley to get there.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    I see that the sportive thread is still going...


    Oh yes. and on it shall run. And run. And run.

    Almost wish I had started it now - it's not going to beat the fabled "roofracks" thread but it's going strong.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Garry H wrote:
    Bet you it starts just as I have to leave to pick up Bambina from Scouts.......

    What time is that?

    9. I have to go through the local valley to get there.

    Good luck and don't stop
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I need new bars. Something like Rotundos, but cheaper.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Shorty and Tricky are giving me one helluva run around...

    Cat's sat perched on my knee and I cba to go upstairs and give them the what for.

    Cinelli Criteriums if you want them. Loadsa dosh thought.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Bet you it starts just as I have to leave to pick up Bambina from Scouts.......

    What time is that?

    9. I have to go through the local valley to get there.

    Good luck and don't stop

    Diolch.

    Never stop. Ever. Then again, I'm so tired I would have contemplated stopping for a snooze in a lay by but they are all probably full of masturbating prostitute killing truckers.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Croeso.

    Stop off at Edwyn's and get yourself a PIAT. He bought a job lot during the Suez crisis.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Shorty and Tricky are giving me one helluva run around...

    Cat's sat perched on my knee and I cba to go upstairs and give them the what for.

    Cinelli Criteriums if you want them. Loadsa dosh thought.

    Ta, but they need to be black
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Shorty and Tricky are giving me one helluva run around...

    Cat's sat perched on my knee and I cba to go upstairs and give them the what for.

    Cinelli Criteriums if you want them. Loadsa dosh thought.

    Ta, but they need to be black

    I'll paint them. No they don't need to be black.
    Garry H wrote:
    Croeso.

    Stop off at Edwyn's and get yourself a PIAT. He bought a job lot during the Suez crisis.

    Whaddya know! I thought they were barrels of extra strong lubricant for the good bad brothels of Cymru. I was lead to believe that he supplied everybody. I think that oil story is a cover tbh.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Not so sure. Word on the street at the time was that he was looking at doing a stretch, but he cut a deal, at the expense of his then business partner, Jones the lorry. This is despite being married, at the time, to Jones' sister, Blodyn Tatws.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:

    I'll paint them. No they don't need to be black.

    On a carbon bike? You sure? Got pictures?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Croeso.

    Stop off at Edwyn's and get yourself a PIAT. He bought a job lot during the Suez crisis.

    Perhaps I could borrow one to kill my television as it keeps on buffering during HIGNFY making it unwatchable.

    As an aside, Edwin's daughter Bronwyn once had an affair with Paul McCartney's younger brother. I shyyyt you not.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Garry H wrote:
    Croeso.

    Stop off at Edwyn's and get yourself a PIAT. He bought a job lot during the Suez crisis.

    Perhaps I could borrow one to kill my television as it keeps on buffering during HIGNFY making it unwatchable.

    As an aside, Edwin's daughter Bronwyn once had an affair with Paul McCartney's younger brother. I shyyyt you not.

    You on BT Broadband?

    Nah, he only said he was Paul McCartney's brother to get in her knickers. He was actually fat Rhys the milkman's nephew, Cennydd the bins.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Not sure what we're on - TDV does all that schizzle. I just jab the controller with my stupid fat sausage fingers looking for Stacey Dooley documentaries or YouTube videos of the Classics.

    Seriously? Lying b'stard. And I thought he loved me.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    AKA Cennydd the liar.

    I bet you're on BT Broadband! Switch to Sky Broadband. Best advice I could give you.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    He's such a nob and up for a visit. I'm going to give Paul the Skank a call in the morning and see if he'll pop up and cut the twat.

    No can do Sky: refuse to do anything with Murdoch and his associated drug taking bicycle team.

    May just go next door and "suggest" they put it on.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Fat Rhys married skinny Rhoswen from the creamery - Milky Rosy.

    That lying f*ck sold dodgy rubber dinghy's to the refugees fleeing the Anglesey uprising in '82. Most of them sunk but luckily, they were so bad they sunk on the beach. They kept that one hush hush, bloody Thatcher. Made a fortune he did and then buggered of with that lass from the Spar shop in Afonwen - Spar Seren. They reckon he has 33 children from 3 partners.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    How do you get the wee bits out of a pomegranate without it going all over the walls?