The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Well it's as good as Friday..I've been stuck inside dog sitting while the other two were out.

    Fail, you know pubs allows dogs in......
    It would be if I had no grog in the house :)

    No other 'dogs' to look at though
    The places that are worth going to for that don't let dogs in :(
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Well it's as good as Friday..I've been stuck inside dog sitting while the other two were out.

    Fail, you know pubs allows dogs in......
    It would be if I had no grog in the house :)

    No other 'dogs' to look at though
    The places that are worth going to for that don't let dogs in :(

    You've gone all soft southern fuss pot.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    It's good to at least have the choice.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    It's good to at least have the choice.

    You mean that there are locations where a dog of some description is a pre-requisite? Cockerpoo's just might not cast you in the right light though and you may end up veering towards the signs written in pink.
    Haven't you got a neighbour with a Rotty?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    It's good to at least have the choice.

    You mean that there are locations where a dog of some description is a pre-requisite? Cockerpoo's just might not cast you in the right light though and you may end up veering towards the signs written in pink.
    Haven't you got a neighbour with a Rotty?
    Next doors have got a Cockerpoo as well...inspired by our choice of hound. It's less about what impresses the blokes than what impresses the laydees. Apparently.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Cockerpoo you say? I thought Stevo had said he's had a cockortwo. :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Careful how you google it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Cockerpoo you say? I thought Stevo had said he's had a cockortwo. :shock:

    Are you making insinuations of gender again?! You just can't help yourself. Mr Chasey, Mr Chasey, Mr Chasey...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Evenin' all...I'm having a lazy evening with maybe a bit of internet shopping courtesy of CRC.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Evenin' all...I'm having a lazy evening with maybe a bit of internet shopping courtesy of CRC.

    I see they haven't released the 22 front ring x 56 rear sprocket 1x drivetrain to get up hills yet. :roll:

    But this is close. How the farq do you prevent that rear mech cage from hitting the van instep?

    crafty-1459507104874-upuizzxkfd5j-960-540.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Easy peasy - trailer

    p5pb10205630.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Easy peasy - trailer

    p5pb10205630.jpg

    that's a mock up picture - sun in Wales?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Easy peasy - trailer

    p5pb10205630.jpg

    that's a mock up picture - sun in Wales?
    The spotlights are right behind the camera.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Evening.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    That it is.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    I love the new local
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    TLW1 wrote:
    I love the new local

    They probably love you too.

    Cherry crumble and custard coming up... back soon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • dav1d1
    dav1d1 Posts: 653
    Evening
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Dav1d1 wrote:
    Evening

    Oi oi. Do you know the rules of this part of the forum?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    I'm now busy finding websites that sell hockey masks and shotguns delivered direct to your door next day having just been told this evening that Stropteen is meeting a boy in Bromley tomorrow afternoon. Apparently there's 'nothing in it' - not from her point of view maybe. Also where can you buy spottylittlefecker repellent from?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,328
    The new you?

    "Marcus Luttrell is an ex-navy seal and co-author of Lone Survivor (which became the 2013 movie of the same name). Perhaps most importantly he is the father to a two-year-old daughter.

    After recently watching (and loving) the scene between Ice Cube and Jonah Hill in the movie 22 Jump Street where Ice Cube portrays an overly-protective father, Luttrell took to Facebook to have a try himself. Even though his daughter is only two he let rip with a tirade of what he would do to the anyone that tried to date her in the future.

    His Facebook status, which is now going viral, reads :

    Yea if FB is around when it’s time for her to start dating I’m gonna make him contact every father of a daughter on here, MMA fighter, boxer, police officer, fire fighter and let’s not forget the toughest of all Prison guards to get their blessing. Oh…in person, by the way. Then he will have to do the same thing w/ all my teammates while they show him the team armory. Paint the house, mend some fence, cut the lawn, rope a tornado, bottle up a hurricane and put out a Forrest [sic] fire w/ a squirt gun etc…

    He gets that done then I’ll let him have my cell number so they can face time while I hold the phone. Thinking about having a chastity belt made w/ a SEAL trident engraved on it [that] reads “Ask father for key.” He’s the 6’5 250lbs tattooed maniac that’s chained to the wall w/ the bad temper and foaming from the mouth that’s sleeps under the tarp in the back yard w/ the fire ants and snakes. Nothing [too] difficult. Look forward to seeing the first candidate. In about 16 years I’ll be waiting."
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Unfortunately they can't deliver the hockey mask till next week. I think my threat to go to Bromley so that they might bump into me and terminally embarrass her will do for now :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I'm now busy finding websites that sell hockey masks and shotguns delivered direct to your door next day having just been told this evening that Stropteen is meeting a boy in Bromley tomorrow afternoon. Apparently there's 'nothing in it' - not from her point of view maybe. Also where can you buy spottylittlefecker repellent from?

    Have you tried being totally blase about it?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    TBH not that fussed. It's like King Canute and the tide, but there is some mickey taking potential to be had :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Kicking off the evening with taken away fish n chips. Then its time to do some holiday research while I sup Absolut 8)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    6 berth static caravan with the in laws in Skeggy?

    Now to shop for a 10 x 8 shed...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    I ended up in the pub, which is nice
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    If I had a pint now, i'd fall over*. Bonked 2 hours in to a 3 hour ride :roll:

    *At least getting fissed as a part would be cheap.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Pinno wrote:
    6 berth static caravan with the in laws in Skeggy?

    Now to shop for a 10 x 8 shed...
    Not far off. They want to take the hound so we're looking at cottages near the coast in North Norfolk. Better than Skeggy but still Banjo country.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Self catering is so bloody expensive in the UK. Love the Fens though.

    Shed bought.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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