The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...
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Or the chip shop. Would follow on nicely from a romantic meal of chips n gravy.
You have no class do you. A lady deserves some privacy for intimate moments so a good knee trembler behind the bins was more appropriate.
I blame poor disco lighting.Rash choices that lead to a rash?
Not a probe under a strobe?
One prefers up against the Spar shop."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Or the chip shop. Would follow on nicely from a romantic meal of chips n gravy.
You have no class do you. A lady deserves some privacy for intimate moments so a good knee trembler behind the bins was more appropriate.
I blame poor disco lighting.Rash choices that lead to a rash?
Not a probe under a strobe?
One prefers up against the Spar shop.
Having parents with outbuildings worked for me0 -
Evening all
Put the mini back seat re-upholstering job on hold for tonight so here I am. Busy forum tonight. I guess the post xmas bills are catching up on everyone.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Night night peeps, cuddle time.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Just knackered after a long week with not enough kip. I'll be administering vodka based anaethsetic soon to finish the job.Evening all
Put the mini back seat re-upholstering job on hold for tonight so here I am. Busy forum tonight. I guess the post xmas bills are catching up on everyone."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Just knackered after a long week with not enough kip. I'll be administering vodka based anaethsetic soon to finish the job.Evening all
Put the mini back seat re-upholstering job on hold for tonight so here I am. Busy forum tonight. I guess the post xmas bills are catching up on everyone.
I do hope you are doing that intravenously.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Is it Friday?
Just enjoying a malt, listening to music and processing photos. Much the same as every other night this week.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
No, the bubbles in the tonic wouldn't do me any good.
Just knackered after a long week with not enough kip. I'll be administering vodka based anaethsetic soon to finish the job.Evening all
Put the mini back seat re-upholstering job on hold for tonight so here I am. Busy forum tonight. I guess the post xmas bills are catching up on everyone.
I do hope you are doing that intravenously."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Amateur.
No, the bubbles in the tonic wouldn't do me any good.
Just knackered after a long week with not enough kip. I'll be administering vodka based anaethsetic soon to finish the job.Evening all
Put the mini back seat re-upholstering job on hold for tonight so here I am. Busy forum tonight. I guess the post xmas bills are catching up on everyone.
I do hope you are doing that intravenously.
Straight from the freezer neat is the correct administration.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
...in a chilled shot glass. Absolut preferably.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Only had my emergency bottle of Finlandia. And it wasnt in the fridge so had to make it palateable with tonic and ice. Ho hum."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Working. Again.
Then doing the washing up and hanging the laundry out, will probably fail to get to bed before midnight, then up when number 1 son excitedly remembers that we've promised to take him to the model railway museum tomorrow, where he'll happily spend 4 or 5 hours standing in the same spot watching the same 27 trains going in and out of the station, only interrupted by occasionally crossing his legs, indicating that a p1ss is imminent, and he needs to be picked up and carried to the toilets with extreme haste.
In more manly news, I've just got up to 60 press-ups in one go for the first time in about 5 years.0 -
Make room in the freezer for the Finlandia by ditching the ice.Only had my emergency bottle of Finlandia. And it wasnt in the fridge so had to make it palateable with tonic and ice. Ho hum.
Always on demand. :PThe above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Make room in the freezer for the Finlandia by ditching the ice.Only had my emergency bottle of Finlandia. And it wasnt in the fridge so had to make it palateable with tonic and ice. Ho hum.
Always on demand. :P
Yes, it's just pi$$ poor planning if you ask me and flawed excuses.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I never knew this was the home of the vodka snob society?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Learn something new every day.I never knew this was the home of the vodka snob society?
Well, two things.
The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
I never knew this was the home of the vodka snob society?
You cannot appreciate Vodka properly if it isn't stone cold. You don't get the flavours or that Niagara/Sahara sensation.
Do you prefer ground coffee or instant?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
The choice last night was between vodka and no vodka. I took the vodka optionI never knew this was the home of the vodka snob society?
You cannot appreciate Vodka properly if it isn't stone cold. You don't get the flavours or that Niagara/Sahara sensation.
Do you prefer ground coffee or instant?
Ground of course but no problem with instant if the alternative is none."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
One in my case
Learn something new every day.I never knew this was the home of the vodka snob society?
Well, two things.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
The choice last night was between vodka and no vodka. I took the vodka optionI never knew this was the home of the vodka snob society?
You cannot appreciate Vodka properly if it isn't stone cold. You don't get the flavours or that Niagara/Sahara sensation.
Do you prefer ground coffee or instant?
That's lame. Why didn't you put it in the freezer a week ago?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Bollox to vodka. Get some slivovica instead.0
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Bollox to vodka. Get some slivovica instead.
Why not go the whole hog and just drink Grappa :roll:seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I'be been busy.
The choice last night was between vodka and no vodka. I took the vodka optionI never knew this was the home of the vodka snob society?
You cannot appreciate Vodka properly if it isn't stone cold. You don't get the flavours or that Niagara/Sahara sensation.
Do you prefer ground coffee or instant?
That's lame. Why didn't you put it in the freezer a week ago?
If Finchy's recommendation is like grappa, no ta. That stuff is like kerosene."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
It's plum brandy, nothing like grappa. About the same range of strengths as vodka - about 40-52% (from a shop) to 80% for the homemade gut-killer stuff.
Get yourself down to an Eastern European shop, have a look at the spirits available there. They blow vodka out of the water. The Hungarian palinkas are usually high quality, meggyes pálinka (cherry brandy) being the best.
I once went to a wedding in Hungary, where they were serving "Ágyas pálinka" - which literally means "bedded brandy", which had a few walnuts floating about in them. I didn't see the accent over the first "a", and read it as "Agyas pálinka" - which translates as "brain brandy" . Slightly disturbed and slightly drunk, I started asking the barman which animal the brains came from, much to his confusion. It was left to my wife to tell me to stop being such a f**king idiot, those are walnuts, not squirrels' brains, and I really should sober up a bit before drinking any. I can't remember if it was any good or not.0 -
I used to go to Hungary 2-3 times a year in my last job as we had a finance company out there (don't ask why, you can probably guessIt's plum brandy, nothing like grappa. About the same range of strengths as vodka - about 40-52% (from a shop) to 80% for the homemade gut-killer stuff.
Get yourself down to an Eastern European shop, have a look at the spirits available there. They blow vodka out of the water. The Hungarian palinkas are usually high quality, meggyes pálinka (cherry brandy) being the best.
I once went to a wedding in Hungary, where they were serving "Ágyas pálinka" - which literally means "bedded brandy", which had a few walnuts floating about in them. I didn't see the accent over the first "a", and read it as "Agyas pálinka" - which translates as "brain brandy" . Slightly disturbed and slightly drunk, I started asking the barman which animal the brains came from, much to his confusion. It was left to my wife to tell me to stop being such a f**king idiot, those are walnuts, not squirrels' brains, and I really should sober up a bit before drinking any. I can't remember if it was any good or not. ) So I got a reasonable amount of Hungarian hospitality and they give me some Palinka after dinner once - must have been of the gut rot variety as I remember it causing a bit of a sharp intake of breath when I downed it. They were probably giving me the rocket fuel version for a laugh.
I took a bottle home with me, think its still in our booze cupboard. May have to revisit just to see if my recollection was right."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I used to go to Hungary 2-3 times a year in my last job as we had a finance company out there (don't ask why, you can probably guessIt's plum brandy, nothing like grappa. About the same range of strengths as vodka - about 40-52% (from a shop) to 80% for the homemade gut-killer stuff.
Get yourself down to an Eastern European shop, have a look at the spirits available there. They blow vodka out of the water. The Hungarian palinkas are usually high quality, meggyes pálinka (cherry brandy) being the best.
I once went to a wedding in Hungary, where they were serving "Ágyas pálinka" - which literally means "bedded brandy", which had a few walnuts floating about in them. I didn't see the accent over the first "a", and read it as "Agyas pálinka" - which translates as "brain brandy" . Slightly disturbed and slightly drunk, I started asking the barman which animal the brains came from, much to his confusion. It was left to my wife to tell me to stop being such a f**king idiot, those are walnuts, not squirrels' brains, and I really should sober up a bit before drinking any. I can't remember if it was any good or not. ) So I got a reasonable amount of Hungarian hospitality and they give me some Palinka after dinner once - must have been of the gut rot variety as I remember it causing a bit of a sharp intake of breath when I downed it. They were probably giving me the rocket fuel version for a laugh.
I took a bottle home with me, think its still in our booze cupboard. May have to revisit just to see if my recollection was right.
Most of the pálinkas will give you a bit of a shock as they go down, but a 40% one shouldn't be any worse than vodka. If it's "szilva pálinka", that's Hungarian for slivovica.0 -
Can't find it anywhere, I can only assume we drank it at some point. Is this what they call a 'TLW moment'?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Can't find it anywhere, I can only assume we drank it at some point. Is this what they call a 'TLW moment'?
'Moment' !?! I guess as a measure of time, seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, a 'moment' could be anything.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Can't find it anywhere, I can only assume we drank it at some point. Is this what they call a 'TLW moment'?
'Moment' !?! I guess as a measure of time, seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, a 'moment' could be anything.
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Not been keen on vodka since my time in Kazakstan. That first bottle after breakfast always used to get to me.
On the other hand having seen minus 10 centigrade on 10th October at mid day in bright sunshine one needed something to dull the thought of what it would be like when it cooled down in late autumn.
Not unknown to go through 2 bottles a day out there, but still couldn't keep up with the Russians.0
