The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Rabbits R Us.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    the connection with cycling? both are all about what's between the legs?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Lubricants and pumping are involved in both cases. Downhill also has big balls in common :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Funny, it doesn't feel like a Friday.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Have you finished work for the week then?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Have you finished work for the week then?
    I'm guessing Thursday is the day they pick up their giros in sweatyland.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    I have to do a couple of hours tomorrow but the OH isn't working tomorrow, so i'm all mixed up.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Pinno wrote:
    I have to do a couple of hours tomorrow but the OH isn't working tomorrow, so i'm all mixed up.
    It's a hard life.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Pinno wrote:
    I have to do a couple of hours tomorrow but the OH isn't working tomorrow, so i'm all mixed up.

    So are you pretending to work all day and going out on your bike?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    The end is nigh*.

    *The Gulag years are nearly over. Happy days.

    Oil contacts: Sold, for a Goodwill figure.
    Baling equipment: 2 offers on the table without advertising.
    Oil equipment: Sold a SS filter rig yesterday and got a subsequent call from purchaser about other items, ching ching.
    28 x 1100L Wheelie bins for sale. Have sold a few of them before at half price and they went like hot cakes.

    My redundancy payment is looking quite rosy at the moment. Which will of course be paid partly within this tax year and partly in the next and will be paid as a standing order in the form of a wage - which will all make perfect sense to you.

    @MH. I did some cycling today but I have the van to service tomorrow and do a re-audit of remaining equipment. Supposed to be strong winds and gales the morra. Today's cycle was A1 in sunny, cold but breathless conditions. I had to buy extra deep filled Apple Crumble cake and a large Latte at the local coffee shop to make up for the calorie deficit, you know how it is, with Toots 2 in hand - Very handy for wooing the cute waitress from Chelmsford.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    Pinno wrote:
    The end is nigh*.

    Very handy for wooing the cute waitress from Chelmsford.

    name?!!! not far from my neck of the woods.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    the playing mantis wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    The end is nigh*.

    Very handy for wooing the cute waitress from Chelmsford.

    name?!!! not far from my neck of the woods.

    Jim?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    @Pinno - good bit tax planning there. I'm proud of you :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno, Stevo is obviously the expert here, but the standing order part of your redundancy paid as a wage is surely taxable? I believe that the first 30k of any redundancy payment is tax free anyway so I presume you are deferring anything over the 30k limit.
    What you are doing makes sense if you are presently a higher tax payer and next year will be paying the basic rate.
    As I said, ask Stevo.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Thanks Bally. It's not quite like that. I will be in the employ of the organisation until April 2017. Does it make sense now?

    @ PlMa: She's from Chelmsford. I live no where near Chelmsford.

    Was there in '85 at the Cricket Ground the day Boris Becker won Wimbledon. Australia got beat by Essex. Jeff Thomson kept bowling no balls and the crowd reminded him of that every run up, there was a bomb scare and we all had to go on the pitch. Gooch opened and scored 77. Great day.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    @Pinno - good bit tax planning there. I'm proud of you :wink:

    Thanks Dad.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    Pinno wrote:
    Thanks Bally. It's not quite like that. I will be in the employ of the organisation until April 2017. Does it make sense now?

    @ PlMa: She's from Chelmsford. I live no where near Chelmsford.

    Was there in '85 at the Cricket Ground the day Boris Becker won Wimbledon. Australia got beat by Essex. Jeff Thomson kept bowling no balls and the crowd reminded him of that every run up, there was a bomb scare and we all had to go on the pitch. Gooch opened and scored 77. Great day.

    I know that, but wondered on the name as I might have been thru it!

    u were in c'ford in 85?.... papa????!!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    ^ F*ck. Ducks and runs...

    "I know that, but wondered on the name as I might have been thru it!" She is about 19/20 - hard to tell these days. I'm sure Adam Johnson would agree.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    Pinno wrote:
    ^ F*ck. Ducks and runs...

    "I know that, but wondered on the name as I might have been thru it!" She is about 19/20 - hard to tell these days. I'm sure Adam Johnson would agree.

    damn too young, not someone I know!

    breathe easy that a year off, and I know who my old man is! he was probably at the game with you though almost a certainty.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    the playing mantis wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    ^ F*ck. Ducks and runs...

    "I know that, but wondered on the name as I might have been thru it!" She is about 19/20 - hard to tell these days. I'm sure Adam Johnson would agree.

    damn too young, not someone I know!

    breathe easy that a year off, and I know who my old man is! he was probably at the game with you though almost a certainty.

    You mean he made the dodgy phone call to ECC in an Irish accent that day?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    Pinno wrote:
    the playing mantis wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    ^ F*ck. Ducks and runs...

    "I know that, but wondered on the name as I might have been thru it!" She is about 19/20 - hard to tell these days. I'm sure Adam Johnson would agree.

    damn too young, not someone I know!

    breathe easy that a year off, and I know who my old man is! he was probably at the game with you though almost a certainty.

    You mean he made the dodgy phone call to ECC in an Irish accent that day?

    wtf! was there a bomb scare?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    the playing mantis wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    the playing mantis wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    ^ F*ck. Ducks and runs...

    "I know that, but wondered on the name as I might have been thru it!" She is about 19/20 - hard to tell these days. I'm sure Adam Johnson would agree.

    damn too young, not someone I know!

    breathe easy that a year off, and I know who my old man is! he was probably at the game with you though almost a certainty.

    You mean he made the dodgy phone call to ECC in an Irish accent that day?

    wtf! was there a bomb scare?

    Erm...
    Pinno wrote:
    Thanks Bally. It's not quite like that. I will be in the employ of the organisation until April 2017. Does it make sense now?

    @ PlMa: She's from Chelmsford. I live no where near Chelmsford.

    Was there in '85 at the Cricket Ground the day Boris Becker won Wimbledon. Australia got beat by Essex. Jeff Thomson kept bowling no balls and the crowd reminded him of that every run up, there was a bomb scare and we all had to go on the pitch. Gooch opened and scored 77. Great day.

    You're worse than me.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    Pinno wrote:
    the playing mantis wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    the playing mantis wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    ^ F*ck. Ducks and runs...

    "I know that, but wondered on the name as I might have been thru it!" She is about 19/20 - hard to tell these days. I'm sure Adam Johnson would agree.

    damn too young, not someone I know!

    breathe easy that a year off, and I know who my old man is! he was probably at the game with you though almost a certainty.

    You mean he made the dodgy phone call to ECC in an Irish accent that day?

    wtf! was there a bomb scare?

    Erm...
    Pinno wrote:
    Thanks Bally. It's not quite like that. I will be in the employ of the organisation until April 2017. Does it make sense now?

    @ PlMa: She's from Chelmsford. I live no where near Chelmsford.

    Was there in '85 at the Cricket Ground the day Boris Becker won Wimbledon. Australia got beat by Essex. Jeff Thomson kept bowling no balls and the crowd reminded him of that every run up, there was a bomb scare and we all had to go on the pitch. Gooch opened and scored 77. Great day.

    You're worse than me.

    eh?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    ^ Don't worry TPM, i've learnt to BS with the best. It's all make believe, honest. :wink:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    The grizzly old man is up Norf sucking on chips and drinking Tesco's own lager out of a tin.
    Team47b is AWOL.
    Bally won't be out (released) until 11pm.
    Flaneur's plans have been piddled on by lurgy but he has an alternative.
    Czech girl is otherwise occupied and so won't be babysitting and I won't get any cheeky glances at her cleavage. :roll:
    MF is stitching limbs back on with a staple gun somewhere in deepest darkest warzone.

    Ho hum.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Tesco were doing a special on Stella Cider :)

    And Boro won with an injury time header. Wahey.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Well it's as good as Friday..I've been stuck inside dog sitting while the other two were out.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Well it's as good as Friday..I've been stuck inside dog sitting while the other two were out.

    Fail, you know pubs allows dogs in......
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Well it's as good as Friday..I've been stuck inside dog sitting while the other two were out.

    Fail, you know pubs allows dogs in......
    It would be if I had no grog in the house :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Well it's as good as Friday..I've been stuck inside dog sitting while the other two were out.

    Fail, you know pubs allows dogs in......
    It would be if I had no grog in the house :)

    No other 'dogs' to look at though

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