The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...
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Sorry about that Piña. How have thing 1 and 2 been about it?
Never nice that. I hope I can remember where our pets are buried in the back garden so I can avoid digging them up by accident...Evenin' all...anyone else chilling out tonight?
Yep, you could call it that, I had to bury my old cat today
Been hiding from Celebrity Masterchef so having a quick squint on here. Might go and see if I can wrest the remote from the EPO in a minute.0 -
Sorry about that Piña. How have thing 1 and 2 been about it?
Never nice that. I hope I can remember where our pets are buried in the back garden so I can avoid digging them up by accident...Evenin' all...anyone else chilling out tonight?
Yep, you could call it that, I had to bury my old cat today
Been hiding from Celebrity Masterchef so having a quick squint on here. Might go and see if I can wrest the remote from the EPO in a minute.
The cat was sole occupier of my late mother's house and we have kept it quiet so far... There's an imminent crash.
My brother is here so she didn't die alone. I left her on the floor on top of her blanket on top of an electric blanket. When I left her last night she was purring. She wasn't in distress. What a life. Took her in when she was weeks old and never moved again and totally spoilt throughout.
Better than the demise of one's that got killed on the road.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
With the monsoon in full swing down here I won't be venturing further than the sofa tonight
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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willing to risk the rain & visit the pub0
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willing to risk the rain & visit the pub
Are you avoiding me?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
willing to risk the rain & visit the pub
Are you avoiding me?
Yes, feel guilty about sleeping with your wife
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willing to risk the rain & visit the pub
Are you avoiding me?
Yes, feel guilty about sleeping with your wife
I don't mind that, it's just the paperwork
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Is this what they mean by a 'pink slip'?willing to risk the rain & visit the pub
Are you avoiding me?
Yes, feel guilty about sleeping with your wife
I don't mind that, it's just the paperwork"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Is this what they mean by a 'pink slip'?willing to risk the rain & visit the pub
Are you avoiding me?
Yes, feel guilty about sleeping with your wife
I don't mind that, it's just the paperwork
No, the forms you get when you go to the STD clinic. Matt will soon find out what it's like.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Is this what they mean by a 'pink slip'?willing to risk the rain & visit the pub
Are you avoiding me?
Yes, feel guilty about sleeping with your wife
I don't mind that, it's just the paperwork
No, the forms you get when you go to the STD clinic. Matt will soon find out what it's like. 0 -
Yes but don't you live over a pub sandwiched between two other pubs which is opposite another pub?willing to risk the rain & visit the pubPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Yes but don't you live over a pub sandwiched between two other pubs which is opposite another pub?willing to risk the rain & visit the pub
No that's Telford.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I am definitely the biggest square here tonight.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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No one has disagreed so farI am definitely the biggest square here tonight.
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No one has disagreed so farI am definitely the biggest square here tonight.
You're not even going try to compete... seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Back from Wales. Trying to do my FF squad..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Evening saddos "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Hour ahead, but killed the wife last night so she's just gone to bed :roll:0
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You can always bury her in bg13's back garden.Hour ahead, but killed the wife last night so she's just gone to bed :roll:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
You can always bury her in bg13's back garden.Hour ahead, but killed the wife last night so she's just gone to bed :roll:
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Apparently it's massive."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Wife out on the lash, I have to go and pick her up later. Storing brownie points for when I go out tomorrow and will probably ruin Sunday as a result. I think it's my duty to get utterly bladdered tomorrow.0
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Wife out on the lash, I have to go and pick her up later. Storing brownie points for when I go out tomorrow and will probably ruin Sunday as a result. I think it's my duty to get utterly bladdered tomorrow.
She'll stink of alcohol and she will snore and dribble on the pillow.
Last time the wannabe OH went out on the lash, she didn't make it to the toilet when she felt sick :roll:
These bloody errant modern women, must try and reign them in. It's our job to stink, dribble and snore.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Wife out on the lash, I have to go and pick her up later. Storing brownie points for when I go out tomorrow and will probably ruin Sunday as a result. I think it's my duty to get utterly bladdered tomorrow.
She'll stink of alcohol and she will snore and dribble on the pillow.
Last time the wannabe OH went out on the lash, she didn't make it to the toilet when she felt sick :roll:
These bloody errant modern women, must try and reign them in. It's our job to stink, dribble and snore.
You make it sound like some sort of privilege that has to be earned "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Wife out on the lash, I have to go and pick her up later. Storing brownie points for when I go out tomorrow and will probably ruin Sunday as a result. I think it's my duty to get utterly bladdered tomorrow.
She'll stink of alcohol and she will snore and dribble on the pillow.
Last time the wannabe OH went out on the lash, she didn't make it to the toilet when she felt sick :roll:
These bloody errant modern women, must try and reign them in. It's our job to stink, dribble and snore.
You make it sound like some sort of privilege that has to be earned
Yep, if I don't say so myself.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Evenin' all..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Evening
Short night in the pun as rugrat 1 was going to the local production of something rubbish0 -
Allo allo. Still recovering from a flat out level 3 ride at oooh, $%mph average. TBH, i'm bleeding farqed. I did average 93rpm though. Most of it in 39 x 19. Brrrr cold. managed to chase a trattor and got into a nice rhythm behind it until it turned right just 200 yds later. Bah.
Chilli Con Carne went down a treat and all the laundry is folded and ready to put away. Cannot believe quite how much the through put of washing is in this house. Very domesticated me.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Can you repeat that in English?Allo allo. Still recovering from a flat out level 3 ride at oooh, $%mph average. TBH, i'm bleeding farqed. I did average 93rpm though. Most of it in 39 x 19."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Can you repeat that in English?Allo allo. Still recovering from a flat out level 3 ride at oooh, $%mph average. TBH, i'm bleeding farqed. I did average 93rpm though. Most of it in 39 x 19.
Right. Your bike has got cogs. Right? There's some near your pedals in the middle of your bike near to the bottom of the framework* (now made of multiple types of material) and there are some attached to the middle of the back wheel, Keeping up? Some bikes have 1 in the middle, some have 2. Some have 3 ! Yep - 3, god knows why someone would be so feeble to want 3 at the middle of the bike. Some bikes have 1 cog in the middle of the wheel at the back. Some have 3. Not many of them have 2 (or 4 for that matter, don't ask me why: lets keep this simple).
Between the cogs in the middle of the bike and the cogs in the middle of the wheel at the back, there is a chain; you may have noticed. The chain makes the cogs at the back make the wheel go round if you turn the big cogs in the middle of your bike anti clockwise, you will hear a ticking sound and if you are on the bike sitting on the saddle, you will probably fall over, so hold on to a lamp post. However, if you turn the cog in the middle of the bike using your pedals, whilst sitting on it clockwise, you will move forward (providing you let go of the lamp post or else you might go around in circles).
There are any number of cogs at the back right up to 11. So if there is 1 cog in the middle of the bike near your pedals and 5 cogs at the middle of the back of your wheel, you have 6 cogs but only 5 gears. If you have 2 cogs in the middle and 6 cogs at the back in the middle of your wheel, you have 12 gears. Funny that.
If the chain is connected between the cog in the middle of your bike near the pedals and this cog has 39 teeth and the cog at the back that it is also connected to has 19 teeth, your gear is 53.9 inches. Put simply, 39 x 19.
The big cogs and the little cogs allow for 'torque multiplication'. If you are very feeble, you might need some very small cogs in the middle of your bike and some really big cogs in the middle of your back wheel. If you are super strong, you might want them the other way around. If you are over proportioned, you might need to buy a tandem so that your passenger can assist you in multiplying the torque so that you can achieve forward movement.
How quickly you turn the front pedals (clockwise or anti-clockwise; direction is immaterial but movement may not be) is called 'cadence'. My cadence in the previous example above, averaged 93 per minute, on tarmac, with a head wind in one direction of a few metres per second and a tailwind in the other direction of similar speed.
*If the 'frame work' is the right way up.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
