The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Aloha ahiahi biatches :twisted: :P :D

    Visit or have you come back?
    It's probably only a visit. Post prostitution doesn't pay what it used to.

    We could always arrange a 'stay' in A wing. I could do with some new hoops.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Speaking of which, where is the Womble? Thought he would be married by now, not getting any more action so back posting on here.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Speaking of which, where is the Womble? Thought he would be married by now, not getting any more action so back posting on here.

    Yep, no more BJ's and now she'll balloon. Therefore he'll be back soon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Found a pic from the womble nuptuals.

    meh.ro8647.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,814
    I had a fry up today so it's fryday, kind of.
    Watching a rerun of TOTP from 1980, Legs & Co dancing to the theme from MASH. What the hell were we on in the 80's?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I had a fry up today so it's fryday, kind of.
    Watching a rerun of TOTP from 1980, Legs & Co dancing to the theme from MASH. What the hell were we on in the 80's?
    Mostly Woodpecker cider and girls in my case :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    I'm drinking duty free gin in the UK. Fuck you HMRC!!!
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    fark you HMRC!!!
    I get paid to do that :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I had a fry up today so it's fryday, kind of.
    Watching a rerun of TOTP from 1980, Legs & Co dancing to the theme from MASH. What the hell were we on in the 80's?

    Sherbet dip
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Saddos roll call time - I've been out twice this week so what's your excuse?

    Just waiting for Arran to pop up :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    My excuse: Fooked. Didn't finish till just before 11 last might.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    My excuse: Fooked. Didn't finish till just before 11 last might.
    I probably shouldn't ask what you didn't finish till just before 11...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    I's been mowstly fittin a new(ish) engine to my Trattor mower and doin' lots of gaaaardeinin. Proper gaaaaardenin' like, not wots you think of.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    I's been mowstly fittin a new(ish) engine to my Trattor mower and doin' lots of gaaaardeinin. Proper gaaaaardenin' like, not wots you think of.
    Does paying my gardener to sort out the garden count as proper gardening? :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I's been mowstly fittin a new(ish) engine to my Trattor mower and doin' lots of gaaaardeinin. Proper gaaaaardenin' like, not wots you think of.
    Does paying my gardener to sort out the garden count as proper gardening? :P

    Who do you think you are, David Beckham?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I's been mowstly fittin a new(ish) engine to my Trattor mower and doin' lots of gaaaardeinin. Proper gaaaaardenin' like, not wots you think of.
    Does paying my gardener to sort out the garden count as proper gardening? :P

    Who do you think you are, David Beckham?
    Nah, I just listened at school so I wouldn't have to do manual labour.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I's been mowstly fittin a new(ish) engine to my Trattor mower and doin' lots of gaaaardeinin. Proper gaaaaardenin' like, not wots you think of.
    Does paying my gardener to sort out the garden count as proper gardening? :P

    Who do you think you are, David Beckham?
    Nah, I just listened at school so I wouldn't have to do manual labour.

    Christ you can be such a biatch at times Stevo.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    My work here is done :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I's been mowstly fittin a new(ish) engine to my Trattor mower and doin' lots of gaaaardeinin. Proper gaaaaardenin' like, not wots you think of.
    Does paying my gardener to sort out the garden count as proper gardening? :P

    Who do you think you are, David Beckham?

    People like Beckham
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I's been mowstly fittin a new(ish) engine to my Trattor mower and doin' lots of gaaaardeinin. Proper gaaaaardenin' like, not wots you think of.
    Does paying my gardener to sort out the garden count as proper gardening? :P

    Who do you think you are, David Beckham?

    People like Beckham
    Not sure I resemble David that much but wife could pass for Mrs Beckham on the basis of being thin, brown, having a surly expression and her spending habits.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    Beer open, pizza in the oven, so I've started calling my estate agent to discuss balconies. Not sure what a roof top terrace would get me
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Wine half gone, TDV's sprogs asleep, about to go downstairs, listen to some sounds and chill with The Hound.

    Talking of balconies, I heard that F'tard or whatever his name is has cornered the market in balconies and any new balcony related purchase has to go through him - he's like a Mafia boss, but only to do with balconies, riding too fast down cycle paths and sticking up for run over dogs.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Toots fast asleep finally after wreaking havoc. I thought I might look at www.balocnies'r'us.co.uk and see what's on offer.
    Breaking into the dispatch area of Wiggle is proving difficult.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    Cricket was good shame the rain got in the way.
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Whoops, looks like I missed Friday...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Whoops, looks like I missed Friday...

    Normally means a good night
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Evenin' all...anyone else chilling out tonight?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Evenin' all...anyone else chilling out tonight?

    Yep, you could call it that, I had to bury my old cat today :(
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Evenin' all...anyone else chilling out tonight?

    Yep, you could call it that, I had to bury my old cat today :(
    Never nice that. I hope I can remember where our pets are buried in the back garden so I can avoid digging them up by accident...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]