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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    Seantheconn's new commuting device went off-course after V68's tinkering.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Stevo's first go on the qualifying feature of the gray run didn't go to plan
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    Matth tells his mum off for drinking and driving (again).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hello,Is that the fire service? I need some heavy lifting gear....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Local yoofs 1 - OAPS 0.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Right, you lot have clearly run out of inspiration, so I'm calling time on this. In my totally unbiased opinion, the winner with a good dose of topical humour is:
    Pellegrini involved in another crash.

    Take it away Blocky.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Hurrah! Cheers Stevo I know it's not nice to kick an old man(ager) when he's down but :lol:. Back soon.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Obviously, why are we waiting
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    Chelsea supporters saunter and swagger. I bet he's busy polishing his Range Rover Vogue in candy white with the Trek on the roof before tending his banana trees.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Ok here you go.

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Piña's Angels has a new recruit
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    JC prepares for his visit to BBC television centre by stocking up on 5 tons of liquid slurry.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,229
    Bored with poncing about in overpriced sports cars, Clarkson researches a grittier real-life documentary series.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    See, VTech was right! Clarkson DID have a new career lined up.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Clarkson stands accused by former Yugoslavia nationals that the number plate is mocking the break up of the former Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Clearly Baldy lost the toss on who blew up the inflatable Jeremy Clarkson life size doll.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    JC would like to assure the tree huggers that no donkeys were harmed in the making of his jacket.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Bloke on the left's finger is probing Jeremy's backside when 'blimely Jezzer, is that a hamster stuck up your rear passage"?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    After punching his new boss when he was told to turn up in safety boots and a fluoro jacket, Clarkon was soon looking for yet another job.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Ironically Jezza could only get a job driving the champagne supply truck to BBC headquarters.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Vtech & son finally agree to "chip" Clarkson's new Merc
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    For it's simplicity and for putting together words that you don't see together very often ' VTech was right', the winner is.
    Ballysmate wrote:
    See, VTech was right! Clarkson DID have a new career lined up.

    All yours.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Is that a mini pump down your shorts or are you pleased to see me
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    Early attempts at electronic shifting required an on board technician.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Oleg's budget cuts start to bite at Tinkov Saxo as Russian economy continues to stall
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Roadies when they think nobody is looking.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Stevo hitches a lift back up the hill after the van breaks down.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    pellegrini, last seen hastily leaving manchester...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu