Lifestyles of the rich and vulgar

team47b

Lagrange wrote:

team47b wrote:

I can maintain my lifestyle without having to go to work or rely on a pension.

That is because you are dead and in a cemetary.


:roll:

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Fortunately one had the foresight to have retained the services of a ghost writer

ilm_zero7

This is getting to sound like the Python sketch..... We I have nice bikes, but I don't smoke, managed to get through about ont bottle of premium vodka a year, dont have anything but free to ait Tv. and have never done drugs.... And the flip side is the oils who all seem to have a sky dish, go down the pub most nights, spend loads of child benefit on fags and drugs, and then call others who don't maintain their lifestyles on handouts "rich and vulgar"

Lagrange

team47b wrote:

Lagrange wrote:

team47b wrote:

I can maintain my lifestyle without having to go to work or rely on a pension.

That is because you are dead and in a cemetary.


:roll:

?

Fortunately one had the foresight to have retained the services of a ghost writer

..which was not needed because, in common with the period when you were 'alive' (bioligically that is - no one pays attention to you.

Lagrange

ILM Zero7 wrote:

This is getting to sound like the Python sketch..... We I have nice bikes, but I don't smoke, managed to get through about ont bottle of premium vodka a year, dont have anything but free to ait Tv. and have never done drugs.... And the flip side is the oils who all seem to have a sky dish, go down the pub most nights, spend loads of child benefit on fags and drugs, and then call others who don't maintain their lifestyles on handouts "rich and vulgar"

They have Sky tv in Doha? - Must be a different type of TV.

the playing mantis

lostboysaint wrote:

daviesee wrote:

goonz wrote:

I hardly ever fly
I live in a flat
I dont have a car
I dont have pay TV
I dont drink
I shop online for bargains

Put yours into perspective at all?

And 90% of the worlds population would be envious of that. Perspective?

That ******* "like" button is needed again!

I'm guessing this thread was prompted by Mr "considerably richer than you" Student Housing Slum Landlord's thread yesterday which, I suspect, didn't quite get the response he was hoping for.

what thread is this, you speak of?

am i correct in thinking whoosh?

Gabbo

daviesee wrote:

Let's see.......
I use a Colnago instead of a Ribble.
I use Campagnolo over Shimano.
I use Rapha over Lidl.
I use Mac over PC.
I use a Nikon DSLR over a P&S.
I use a proper HiFi over anything available at a general shop.
My cheapest pair of shoes were over £100, and that was sales price.

I may not be rich, and now I can see why , but I am sure some will consider some of the above to be vulgar.

You use rapha?

daviesee

Gabbo wrote:

You use rapha?

And Assos, and Castelli but knew which one would bring the response.
I thought the whole point of this thread was to see who would put their head above the parapet knowing they would be shot down. Bring it on.

Mccaria

I have 3 C59s if that counts ? 1 manual, 1 electric and 1 because I liked the colour........ and they all have Shimano groupsets.

Oh and I have 2 SRMs, 1 of which stays permanently on the turbo trainer because I wasn't going to move a chainset from the road bike to the turbo bike.

ShutUpLegs

What's rich and vulgar about that, seems perfectly reasonable.

lucan2

I am rich because I am not hungry, nor cold and I have the love of my family.
I am vulgar because I break wind whenever the need arises and frequently use profane language.

I am truly blessed.


So you can all feck off.

team47b

Lagrange wrote:

team47b wrote:

Lagrange wrote:

team47b wrote:

I can maintain my lifestyle without having to go to work or rely on a pension.

That is because you are dead and in a cemetary.


:roll:

?

Fortunately one had the foresight to have retained the services of a ghost writer

..which was not needed because, in common with the period when you were 'alive' (bioligically that is - no one pays attention to you.

clearly

VTech

Lucan2 wrote:

I am rich because I am not hungry, nor cold and I have the love of my family.
I am vulgar because I break wind whenever the need arises and frequently use profane language.

I am truly blessed.


So you can all feck off.

Quote of the thread

Frank the tank

VTech wrote:

Lucan2 wrote:

I am rich because I am not hungry, nor cold and I have the love of my family.
I am vulgar because I break wind whenever the need arises and frequently use profane language.

I am truly blessed.


So you can all feck off.

Quote of the thread

I'm only here 'cos I've sneaked past the "doormen" but got to agree with VTech Great post Lucan2. 8)

Now, how do I get out of here before I'm spotted by the rich b@st@rds. :?

VTech

danlikesbikes

Frank the tank wrote:

VTech wrote:

Lucan2 wrote:

I am rich because I am not hungry, nor cold and I have the love of my family.
I am vulgar because I break wind whenever the need arises and frequently use profane language.

I am truly blessed.


So you can all feck off.

Quote of the thread

I'm only here 'cos I've sneaked past the "doormen" but got to agree with VTech Great post Lucan2. 8)

Now, how do I get out of here before I'm spotted by the rich b@st@rds. :?

Grab a tray and pretend your one of the staff then slip out the tradesman's entrance

MattC59

Friday is jam donut day at the office............ I've had three !

dmclite-3.0

MattC59 wrote:

Friday is jam donut day at the office............ I've had three !

Bring on the guilt.

MattC59

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Friday is jam donut day at the office............ I've had three !

Bring on the guilt.

Had a bacon and egg sarnie for breakfast too

I did an hour of Sufferfest last night though, so I don't feel too guilty about it.
(To be honest, even with out the sufferfest, I wouldn't have felt guilty )

dmclite-3.0

MattC59 wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Friday is jam donut day at the office............ I've had three !

Bring on the guilt.

Had a bacon and egg sarnie for breakfast too

I did an hour of Sufferfest last night though, so I don't feel too guilty about it.
(To be honest, even with out the sufferfest, I wouldn't have felt guilty )

I had chips and mayo after my salad at lunch today. :oops:

pinno

I would reply to this but the Ferrari got stuck in the snow whilst I was taking a delivery of French truffles from Alsace on the way back from the vintners where I ordered 12 dozen bottles of Nuit St George at a bargain base ment price of £38 a bottle. The chaps are coming over by helicopter from the City later. We are having a quiet bash - drop of caviar and 200 year old Cognac to wash the truffles down. Spot of billiards later and maybe a Cuban cigar or two...

Scrumple

Cuban cigars and Cognac, now you are talking!!

Bit of a weakness... Claret, too...

Yellow Peril

If I had the money to be rich and vulgar I'd have my sperm gold plated.

VTech

pinarello001 wrote:

I would reply to this but the Ferrari got stuck in the snow whilst I was taking a delivery of French truffles from Alsace on the way back from the vintners where I ordered 12 dozen bottles of Nuit St George at a bargain base ment price of £38 a bottle. The chaps are coming over by helicopter from the City later. We are having a quiet bash - drop of caviar and 200 year old Cognac to wash the truffles down. Spot of billiards later and maybe a Cuban cigar or two...

Thats pure fekin filth (best Mrs brown voice)

On a lighter note, im having roti canai and cheese for breakfast washed down with teh tarik.
Trust me, its definately vulgar :oops:

slowmart

It's all relative.

Having seen Russian's and talented chimps on holiday from the premiershit would suggest there is someway for someone to travel.

However having seen ex pats abroad makes you want to heave as well.



I saw the richest man alive a few months ago on tv. He was a hairy arsed farmer with an expectant wife and a swarm of older children and said he had the perfect life. The farm and location so just so beautiful as well.

finchy

I have a suit and not one, not two, but three ties! My favourite tie has elephants on it. 8)

nevman

johnfinch wrote:

I have a suit and not one, not two, but three ties! My favourite tie has elephants on it. 8)

Must be difficult to get the creases out?

VTech

I'm going to space which although quite vulgar isn't enough so to be COMPLETELY vulgar I'm willing to buy shutuplegs a one way ticket

Scrumple

VTech wrote:

I'm going to space which although quite vulgar isn't enough so to be COMPLETELY vulgar I'm willing to buy shutuplegs a one way ticket

Yep, you can be surprised how far a bike sail will blow you... What with these high winds of late... :shock:

VTech

Scrumple wrote:

VTech wrote:

I'm going to space which although quite vulgar isn't enough so to be COMPLETELY vulgar I'm willing to buy shutuplegs a one way ticket

Yep, you can be surprised how far a bike sail will blow you... What with these high winds of late... :shock:

Well I like it

Scrumple

But will the martians, when you land?

:oops: