Lifestyles of the rich and vulgar

VTech

Scrumple wrote:

But will the martians, when you land?

:oops:

Not landing, just going into space and coming back, my hope was to take legs with me and hoof him out when we leave earths main atmosphere and come back to equilibrium

Scrumple

I wasn't talking about your planned trip - more the unplanned one you may take when the wind picks up...

And bring me back some roti canai - miss them.

VTech

Some might say that there isnt much wind on the turbo

Im not a lover of roti, and although a connoisseur of tea, im not too keen on that here either.

Scrumple

VTech wrote:

Some might say that there isnt much wind on the turbo

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touche

mallorcajeff

Does living in mallorca count as vulgar and excessive. I have a couple of quid about me but only as im too tight to spend it.

Peddle Up!

{sniff} You plebs. Posting in a forum like this. Where's your breeding?

[Posted by Peddle Up's butler] :roll:

ginsterdrz

Ordered some Assos shorts.

Wrong shade of white when they arrived.

Thrown in the bin.

The Mechanic

If I get evicted from the house I can always sleep in the X5. I am sure my valet would make up a bed for me in there. He would have to make do with the Aston, mind. Nice car but not much good as a bed.

VTech

The Mechanic wrote:

If I get evicted from the house I can always sleep in the X5. I am sure my valet would make up a bed for me in there. He would have to make do with the Aston, mind. Nice car but not much good as a bed.

You would need to really hate him to make him sleep in the Aston, cramped and cold. completely vulgar

marylogic

Scrumple wrote:

Cuban cigars and Cognac, now you are talking!!

Bit of a weakness... Claret, too...

My dear, Nuit St Georges is Burgundy, claret refers to wine from Bordeaux

Was it vulgar to point that out?

VTech

And the only Cognac worth wasting a gollop on is Mr L13th, thats got to be vulgar

Philly8mt

I drink Moët whilst bathing

Mccaria

I bathe in Moët whilst drinking

Philly8mt

Mccaria wrote:

I bathe in Moët whilst drinking

But I only bathe once or twice a year ... The shower is king

marylogic

I use a champagne bucket for my vO2 Max tests :P

andy_f

My seat post is made from a unicorns horn. Specially imported from North Korea.

RonB

This might tick both your boxes. Classy t shirt anyone?



A model walks the runway in an Hermes crocodile T-shirt -- part of the label's Spring/Summer 2013 collection.
Could it be the most expensive T-shirt — ever? Not quite, as there’s stiff competition out there from a black-diamond-encrusted tee and another made from solid gold. But this crocodile T-shirt from Hermes (purveyor of handbags with price tags that regularly creep into the quadruple digits) is retailing for a whopping $91,500 at the brand’s Madison Avenue flagship store.

According to PETA, there’s more at stake here than dollars that could’ve been spent on two years of college education, a couple of cars, or — better yet — a flying car.

“The highest price for this rather cheap-looking and ludicrous Hermes T-shirt is paid by the crocodiles who were bludgeoned to death or even skinned alive to make it,” PETA spokesperson Colleen O’Brien said.

marylogic

oooh, do they do one with rear pockets? With matching bib shorts?

MountainMonster

I love how any time there is mention of animals parts in clothing PETA throw a hiss fit saying the animal was bludgeoned to death or skilled alive. It could very well be true, but they don't know. Could be ethical way of putting them down, but they go nuts straight away.

iPete

Posting from my ipad, from the bathroom, having a post drinking session dump.

It is certainly vulgar...Jeeves pass me another roll of 50s..

goonz

MountainMonster wrote:

I love how any time there is mention of animals parts in clothing PETA throw a hiss fit saying the animal was bludgeoned to death or skilled alive. It could very well be true, but they don't know. Could be ethical way of putting them down, but they go nuts straight away.

Is there really an ethical way of killing an animal for its skin? Lets hope it died a painless death whatever the cause/reason for the death was.

FatTed

Is it ethical if you eat the animal and then use its skin?

Philly8mt

iPete wrote:

Posting from my ipad, from the bathroom, having a post drinking session dump.

It is certainly vulgar...Jeeves pass me another roll of 50s..

Always take my iPad to the bathroom lol

Makes mental note not to use anyone else's! :shock:

Richie63

goonz wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

I love how any time there is mention of animals parts in clothing PETA throw a hiss fit saying the animal was bludgeoned to death or skilled alive. It could very well be true, but they don't know. Could be ethical way of putting them down, but they go nuts straight away.

Is there really an ethical way of killing an animal for its skin? .

Car, dark night ,road foxfur done deal

sloppyschleckonds

Just starting using Evian in my water bottles.

danlikesbikes

SloppySchleckonds wrote:

Just starting using Evian in my water bottles.

Think you need this stuff - http://www.blingh2o.com

Now that is stupidly expensive and quite vulgar

Monkeypump

Danlikesbikes wrote:

SloppySchleckonds wrote:

Just starting using Evian in my water bottles.

Think you need this stuff - http://www.blingh2o.com

Now that is stupidly expensive and quite vulgar

Not sure about vulgar, I just get a virus alert when I click the linky. :?

danlikesbikes

Really its only an overpriced water retailer nothing wrong with the website though.

Know it has some rather naff Z list female celeb's attached to them (along with some much higher profile ones) but can't see any 'dodgy' photos on their website

ethanhayes

pinarello001 wrote:

I would reply to this but the Ferrari got stuck in the snow whilst I was taking a delivery of French truffles from Alsace on the way back from the vintners where I ordered 12 dozen bottles of Nuit St George at a bargain base ment price of £38 a bottle. The chaps are coming over by helicopter from the City later. We are having a quiet bash - drop of caviar and 200 year old Cognac to wash the truffles down. Spot of billiards later and maybe a Cuban cigar or two...

You personally take delivery of truffles?
You poor chap! I've got a man for that.

pinno

Slowmart wrote:

It's all relative.

Having seen Russian's and talented chimps on holiday from the premiershit would suggest there is someway for someone to travel.

However having seen ex pats abroad makes you want to heave as well.




I saw the richest man alive a few months ago on tv. He was a hairy arsed farmer with an expectant wife and a swarm of older children and said he had the perfect life. The farm and location so just so beautiful as well.

The vulgarity of the huge gaps in the post...tut tut tut.

How did you know he was a hairy arsed farmer ?