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some one I could keep up with
sprint like a climber or climb like a sprinter?0 -
If one's sprinting, I assume you are sprinting for a purpose, so I'd rather be sprinting like a climber rather than climbing like a sprinter because you are more likely to be trying to outsprint other climbers for the win rather than hanging off the back.
What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.0 -
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Where's Aggieboy gone?0 -
He is alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
WTF is Clint tonight?Ecrasez l’infame0 -
In the basement I (allegedly) designed.
Who put the needle in the haystack anyway?0 -
A worried camel
Out on the summer bike tomorrow?0 -
No, she's not an exhibitionist, and I'm not sure I'm that comfortable with you using such degrading and sexist terms.
Is a life lived without a good dose of rebellion a life that's not lived fully?0 -
Depends if you are rebelling for a good cause or not.
Snog, marry, sleep with. Vanessa Feltz. Pat Butcher. Kylie Minogue.0 -
snog vanessa feltz
marry kylie minogue
sleep pat butcher,
If you had to live with leg size fingers or finger size legs, which on would you choose?0 -
Finger size legs, then I'd actually be a low down bum rather than a metaphorical one.
Where is flight MH370?Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
It is now playing it's part in the big bang theory.
Why is it that when I am driving, I always seem to end up stuck behind a Suzuki Wagon R?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Because you have run up the back of one and it's stuck on your bumper.
Which looks bigger the Milky Way from my window or a Milky Way (here) from the Milky Way (nearesr point) through *1,000,000,000,000,000,000 binoculars?0 -
You wouldn't see a Milky Way from The Milky Way. Some greedy git would have eaten it.
Will Arran ever return?0 -
Who cares.
God, Was Stephen Fry right?“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
For once, yes.
Is London a shithole?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Rhetorical questions don't count here I'm afraid.
Is it possible to knit in space?Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS0 -
Ballysmate wrote:Will Arran ever return?
Maybe, maybe not
Wheelspinner wrote:Is it possible to knit in space?
Depends how big the space is and what you're trying to knit.
Does anything ever change round here?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
The names change, the content remains the same.
What are tonight's winning lottery numbers?“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
I'm not telling because I don't want to share my winnings.
Will I get through the day without murderising anyone?0 -
That depends really on whether the anyone to whom you refer is a specific anyone or a more general anyone.
If the former, then it may be that you have kinetic terminal executive behaviour already in mind and to an extent planned. This being so, the deed is likely and it sounds to me as if the blighter has it coming anyway.
If, on the other hand you just woke up feeling slightly homicidal and are having trouble choosing a victim, I'd advise you to have a coffee and wait for the feeling to wear off, much as the Greek do when they start feeling like doing some work. I hope I have helped, but I fear that perhaps I have not.
Now to my question: Is it too early to take cuttings from a rosemary plant if I root them in an unheated porch?0 -
I would expect so. The plant is not going to yield much in it's first year so there's no need to be in a hurry planting it. Make sure you use a root powder and don't go silly with the compost. My Rosemary lives in very acidic soil quite happily and for years was the No.1 spot for having a morning sprinkle by my Spaniel.
Is Velonutter a nutter full stip, never mind the 'velo' bit?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
pinarello001 wrote:I would expect so. The plant is not going to yield much in it's first year so there's no need to be in a hurry planting it. Make sure you use a root powder and don't go silly with the compost. My Rosemary lives in very acidic soil quite happily and for years was the No.1 spot for having a morning sprinkle by my Spaniel.
Is Velonutter a nutter full stip, never mind the 'velo' bit?
Probably, it's a required qualification in his line of work.
I read an article the other day in the news about Exorcism - apparently it's a growth industry these days. Should I buy stock in the Devil?Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS0 -
Yes, buy them through a medium.
Is the grass greener on the other side?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
No, there is no grass on the other side.
Why does instant coffee taste so horrible?Cannondale Trail 6 - crap brakes!
Cannondale CAAD80 -
Instant coffee lasts forever* Cockroaches can't be killed by nuclear weapons ergo will probably last forever. There are millions of cockroaches in the world. Their cr@p has to go somewhere.
*maybe
What colour does a smurf turn when you strangle it? (and no that's not a euphemism)CS7
Surrey Hills
What's a Zwift?0 -
A Smurf (Peyo Dupius), is blue due to the colour of its blood which is copper based. The blood is only blue whilst it is oxygenated, turning to colourless when it is not, so a strangled smurf would change to a pale blue or colourless.
Why Jedwood?
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
Because Jed Forest are a different code.
Where can I obtain Acme Earthquake Pills from ?....I don't know why; It's a perfectly cromulent word....0 -
Shag a fat woman and find out - not for the pills mind, just for the outcome.
Whats does Manc33's bike look like“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
A pile of broken bits in the corner of a shed?
Why do ears and noses on humans never stop growing?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Because a freak genetic mutation has us evolving into Basset Hounds.
How long will I get away with looking busy before I have to do any actual work?Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS0
