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Probably 2 less than you.
Assassins creed or GTA0 -
GTA. Though I haven't played either but I'd rather be a low-life gangster than an assassin. Probably.
Do you have any medals or swimming certificates?0 -
Yes, Gold Survival from 19eightyninetyseventythirtyfive. Oh and Silver and Bronze.
How many cruddites constitutes a 'herd'?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
A herd is at least 10 cruddites, but can range into the millions if there are enough cruddites in that herd. Commonly down south many smaller wandering herds of cruddites can be found, and sometimes join up with larger herds in search of food, water and Baggy shorts.
Would you rather have OCD that makes you complete a lap of every roundabout you pass (even the mini ones), or a permanent, slightly itchy left foot?0 -
I would rather have the itchy foot as I think the Roundabout OCD would result in serious injury sooner rather than later.
When will Vanessa Feltz reach critical mass?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Not soon enough
How drunk would you have to be to play bouncy castle on Vanessa?“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
If that's a euphemism then very. If literally then a can of tizer.
How do I get my kids to fill the dishwasher properly?--
Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.0 -
CanalRider wrote:If that's a euphemism then very. If literally then a can of tizer.
How do I get my kids to fill the dishwasher properly?
never mind properly, how about at all?0 -
Bribery, or rather carrot and stick. I they do it, chocolate. If they don't, a night in the shed listening to Barry Manilow all night.
How do you get from Barcelona to Playa D'Aro by car?.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
pinarello001 wrote:How do you get from Barcelona to Playa D'Aro by car?.
Try this...
Don't you know about the bird?0 -
I didn't, but apparently it's the word.
Why is it that smartphones can do so much, but are hamstrung by network coverage?Pride and joy: Bianchi Sempre
Commuting hack: Cube Nature0 -
LittlePlums wrote:I didn't, but apparently it's the word.
Why is it that smartphones can do so much, but are hamstrung by network coverage?
Does it really matter. We all live without being 'connected' quite happily a few years ago. Just something that we will have to live with.
Why don't the Goldfinches feed off the sunflower hearts that I put in the bird feeders? Other species seem to be okay with them.Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.0 -
Goldfinches prefer Nigella seeds I think
Are Prendas any good?Wilier Izoard XP0 -
yes
is it raining where you are?All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....0 -
Yes.
John Peel or Gideon Coe, which is the best DJ?0 -
Neither - the Wolf Man from pirate radio days of old.
If you ever do DIY, why does it cost twice as much and take twice as long to do than you originally estimated?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Cos you're doing an impersonation of a tradesman.
Is there any animal funnier than a penguin?0 -
A self righteous human.
You've over cooked the decent, hit the crash barrier with your bike and are now hurtling towards the earth, do you scream and shut your eyes or simply enjoy the ride?“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
I'd probably see my whole life flash in front of me and..............................................die of boredom.
Crisps or nuts?Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
Walkers Cheese and Onion Crisps
You're travelling in a car at the speed of light, you switch the headlights on......would they work?0 -
yes.
What happens if I dont ask another question?0 -
No one will answer it....
How many smarties can you get in your cycle shoes???0 -
None
How many could I get in if I took my foot out?0 -
Less than if you used Tic Tac's
Why do some men turn up the collars on polo tops?0 -
They think they look cool.
You bought an item for £100.00 which included VAT at 20%. How much was the item before VAT? (and don't say £20, 'cos you would be wrong)
PS Please note your calculations, marks will be awarded.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
£83.33. To get the answer you divide the gross amount by 1.2
How hot must a piece of stone be to cook a piece of steak placed on it?0 -
Not sure but be careful not to drop it, you might Krakatoa
In your film biopic, who would play your pets?"Consider the grebe..."0 -
Salma Hayek and Jessica Alba.
Tony Soprano or Walter White (and why)?0 -
Tony Soprano
no idea who the other guy is :?
zig or zag?0 -
Zig, the guy that played him, Mick O'Hara, is far funnier.
Who would you most like to go on a bike ride with?0
