Ebay Monstrosities

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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    That would cause my shoulders no end of jip!

    Who built it, John West?
  • mct88
    mct88 Posts: 36
    Andcp wrote:

    Someone needs to get a photo "in" it for proper consultation to be undertook by the TT position thread!
  • andcp
    andcp Posts: 644
    "It must be true, it's on the internet" - Winston Churchill
  • andcp
    andcp Posts: 644
    I think this needs brakes too.....
    s_l1600.jpg

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Schwinn-Sting ... SwMtxXsyc1
    "It must be true, it's on the internet" - Winston Churchill
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    Slightly bored, so I did some research:

    s-l500.jpg

    "In need of TLC"

    s-l1600.jpg
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  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Pinno wrote:
    "In need of TLC"

    s-l1600.jpg

    Someone from LFGSS will snap that up, it's an original classic, you know?

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    What are those lugs behind the headtube? Is it an old delivery bike frame that should have a large frame mounted rack? I reckon you could fit a sidecar to that using those as the front mounts. Forks would need changing if you did as it would get a terrible speed wobble.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    The frame is actually a Pashley but farq knows what's happened to it since better days.

    Those 'lugs' are the remnants of the old rod brakes.
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Custojusto ad...vendo €650 bicicleta única (let's hope so!) :D

    60C66C8C-8FB6-4CC1-9B85-5945784C03CD.jpg
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • k-dog
    k-dog Posts: 1,652
    I particularly like the spray painted cassette. I'm sure that will last really well.
    I'm left handed, if that matters.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    Holy fook! What's that meant to be, a Lisbon cruiser?
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Short legs, long arms, I'm thinking orang utan circus bike :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    edited August 2016
    team47b wrote:
    Short legs, long arms, I'm thinking orang utan circus bike :D

    If it was short arms, long legs - it would narrow it down a bit. 'Bromley Bruiser''?!
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Looks like they've taken the front end off a strimmer
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    team47b wrote:
    Custojusto ad...vendo €650 bicicleta única (let's hope so!) :D

    60C66C8C-8FB6-4CC1-9B85-5945784C03CD.jpg

    I've noticed the same thing on a few of the bikes above... How the hell would you steer them? *

    The movement required at the grips would mean that even an orangutan would have to let go of one side. :lol:


    (* okay you don't really steer a bike as such most of the time, I know the physics of how it works, but you have to for low speed manoeuvring and I can't see these heaps doing much else)


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • k-dog
    k-dog Posts: 1,652
    It also looks like the handle might have to pass through your body to do a slow 180.
    I'm left handed, if that matters.
  • andcp
    andcp Posts: 644
    team47b wrote:
    Custojusto ad...vendo €650 bicicleta única (let's hope so!) :D
    €650 asking price and looking at the bike = drug use is alive and well in Potugal
    "It must be true, it's on the internet" - Winston Churchill
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    Andcp wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Custojusto ad...vendo €650 bicicleta única (let's hope so!) :D
    €650 asking price and looking at the bike = drug use is alive and well in Potugal

    The vendor has been playing GTA San Andreas a little too much.
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  • andcp
    andcp Posts: 644
    "It must be true, it's on the internet" - Winston Churchill
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    ^ The 'easy rider' of the Velocipede world.
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  • SME
    SME Posts: 348
    Andcp wrote:

    The eBay description says...
    "PRICE IS £100 cash or bank transfer no messing if you come and haggle or offer less by email I will ignore you sorry but it's cheap and I need it sold. These are advertised for a lot more £300+"

    These are advertised.........! There's more of them? Argh!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    Maybe they are designed for people with seriously bad balance. Surprised there isn't a tongue in cheek drag style parachute sack strapped to the underside of the seat.
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    People must be really desperate for the cash.

    We really ought to be looking to see if this stuff actually sells, I can't imagine that it does. The honourable thing to do would be to chuck it in a skip.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    Poor skip.
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  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    but you can lay down on it...
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Needs a chain
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    Needs an angle grinder.
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  • SME
    SME Posts: 348
    Pinno, your comments do make me laugh!

    This one's got the full on hard tail look, with stretched forks, chrome headlight and speedo, and even a peanut fuel tank!

    http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/dQcAAOSwg ... -l1600.jpg

    If you put a v-twin in it, would that be doping?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    SME's pic from above......s-l1600.jpg

    Whilst there is no way that I would want such a thing, I can see that it is at least well made and there has been some design and work put into it. The usual is to bolt together a load of crap so that it looks like something they've seen in a picture (presumably a grainy, blow-up, from telephoto, in bad light), and slap the price on it which matches a "real one".



    I've just had a look at that 'recumbant' above, and it's sold for £120. :shock:

    I've got a sheds full of tat that i keep taking to the skip or leaving out for the scrappers, I'm doing it wrong.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    SME wrote:
    Pinno, your comments do make me laugh!

    This one's got the full on hard tail look, with stretched forks, chrome headlight and speedo, and even a peanut fuel tank!

    http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/dQcAAOSwg ... -l1600.jpg

    If you put a v-twin in it, would that be doping?

    Only if it was a 2 stroke.

    I quite like that 'Chopper'.
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