Seemingly trivial things that annoy you

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  • Just get another car to store the roof box in.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,694
    Someone near me had a new Mini with a fancy chequered sticker on the roof and mirrors, stripes on the bonnet and a roof box permanently fitted. It just seemed to underline the fact that they'd bought a car that's more about style than function and really shouldn't have.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 19,554

    Just get another car to store the roof box in.

    Or get a really big roof box and store the car in it. Don't need a garage then.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,708
    Strava have just raised prices by 50%. I don't do the subscription version anyway so arguably this should go in the trivial thing that cheers me up thread.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Inflation is everywhere
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,708

    Inflation is everywhere

    Not 50%. Combined with 15% staff redundancies, this has the whiff of death spiral to me. As in, internal costs to develop functionality that most of their core users don't want, meaning most of their core users have seen huge cost increases for the same product.

    They are also creating a void for something simpler and free with a few adverts to step into.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661

    Inflation is everywhere

    Not 50%. Combined with 15% staff redundancies, this has the whiff of death spiral to me. As in, internal costs to develop functionality that most of their core users don't want, meaning most of their core users have seen huge cost increases for the same product.

    They are also creating a void for something simpler and free with a few adverts to step into.
    2021 was their most profitable year by a long long way.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,708
    Peak cycling has past. That was 2021.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    We’ll see, that was their latest accounts (2022 obviously not published yet)
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,541

    Inflation is everywhere

    You've finally got there.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 19,554
    I suspect the news of their demise is somewhat premature. Microsoft Office seems to manage quite well without my financial support, but as I don't need all the bloat they keep on adding, I'm happy with Google stuff, for which I give them just a bit of my soul (and that's not worth much).
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094

    ...I give them just a bit of my soul (and that's not worth much).

    Can you play the blues on that there trumpet?

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 19,554
    pinno said:

    ...I give them just a bit of my soul (and that's not worth much).

    Can you play the blues on that there trumpet?


    They'd probably try to sue me for breaching someone's copyright.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094

    pinno said:

    ...I give them just a bit of my soul (and that's not worth much).

    Can you play the blues on that there trumpet?


    They'd probably try to sue me for breaching someone's copyright.
    'Tis true and the sound could reverberate unsympathetically along the corridors of their 6 bedroomed houses.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,708
    Anything by Leadbelly is fair game now Brian.

    But I am not sure I would want to encourage anyone playing the blues with a trumpet, honestly. It would be kind of up there in the "just no" stakes with orchestral versions of pop music or Xmas records sung by children's choirs.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094

    Anything by Leadbelly is fair game now Brian.

    But I am not sure I would want to encourage anyone playing the blues with a trumpet, honestly. It would be kind of up there in the "just no" stakes with orchestral versions of pop music or Xmas records sung by children's choirs.

    I was going to suggest something about getting the violins out.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 26,979
    I'd have said this was jazz trumpet but it is blues apparently.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvy7eZuY8sk
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,708
    I think of Blues as something more like "on a Monday". If that was done with a trumpet, the alleged murder in the song would be Brian.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 19,554

    I think of Blues as something more like "on a Monday". If that was done with a trumpet, the alleged murder in the song would be Brian.

    It's an idiom all by itself, whether it's jazz blues or blues blues, and only to be done by those who really know what they are doing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WPCBieSESI
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    That's music of the gods, well - one god: King Louis.

    I have that on an old CBS double album vinyl along with 2 of my favourites:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2TUlUwa3_o

    ...and for sheer melancholy but beautiful nonetheless:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcpUdBw7gs
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,708
    Yeah alright it's listenable. Bit jazzy for me, but the trumpet isnt being used as a weapon. Probably I'm prejudiced against the trumpet by once having listened to mambo number 5.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 19,554

    Yeah alright it's listenable. Bit jazzy for me, but the trumpet isnt being used as a weapon. Probably I'm prejudiced against the trumpet by once having listened to mambo number 5.

    An antidote to that, maybe... not 'the blues', as such, but...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4PKzz81m5c

    Go pour yourself a large whisky, and stare out of a badly-insulated window to the barren wliderness outside...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    edited January 2023

    Yeah alright it's listenable.

    What?! You're a soul less heathen FA.

    I sentence you to this. It should re-connect you with your soul and you'll be cured:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3dPSYgypH4

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,708
    Nice.

    How did you know my house was badly insulated and looks out if a barren wilderness?
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 19,554

    Nice.

    How did you know my house was badly insulated and looks out if a barren wilderness?


    Wild guess.

    Mind you, it is Scottishland, so the odds are...
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 26,979
    The pace that people stroll through Costco at. Would delay a funeral march.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,708
    pblakeney said:

    The pace that people stroll through Costco at. Would delay a funeral march.

    When you enter a Costco, you do so in hope. When you leave, you do so in despair.

    Hope that helps.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661

    pblakeney said:

    The pace that people stroll through Costco at. Would delay a funeral march.

    When you enter a Costco, you do so in hope. When you leave, you do so in despair.

    Hope that helps.
    Sounds like in this instance the hope is not helping.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,708

    pblakeney said:

    The pace that people stroll through Costco at. Would delay a funeral march.

    When you enter a Costco, you do so in hope. When you leave, you do so in despair.

    Hope that helps.
    Sounds like in this instance the hope is not helping.
    There is an interim stage of slow realisation.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 26,979
    edited January 2023

    pblakeney said:

    The pace that people stroll through Costco at. Would delay a funeral march.

    When you enter a Costco, you do so in hope. When you leave, you do so in despair.

    Hope that helps.
    I console myself with an utterly needless purchase (maybe more) that wasn't on the list.
    Maybe that's their sales plan. 😉
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.