Willhub's looking for a bird.

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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    Willhub - there is only one proven way to get laid consistently. You need to get on the protein shakes. Beef up. Get a good haircut. Wear nice, discreet designer clothes. When you meet a lady, when you hold her hand on introductions, repeat her name slowly two or three times while looking intently into her eyes and then lead forward and deeply smell her hair and breathe "coconut..." or "almonds..." into her ear in a sensal manner. They go crazy for that.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.

    Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.


    I hope one day you look back on your younger self and shudder at the thought you used to say these kinds of things.


    Ha! Why?
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.

    Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
    A red faced sweaty quivering mess, farting involuntarily on the more challenging positions. I think a yoga class is the absolute worst place to court the fairer sex. Unless you're looking for the nurturing type.