Willhub's looking for a bird.
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willhub wrote:I'm a bit of a nervous wreck. Before I moved to Manchester 4 years ago I was a bit of a social recluse, well I went down the river with some "friends" who just took the wee-wee out of me and occasionally decided to beat me up, and even before then at school I had no friends, I was the most unpopular person out of probably around 500 people.
I think you're being a little hard on yourself here. You are 23, I guarantee that you weren't the same person you were when you were 13 and then 17. Yu won't be the same person when you're 27 and 33. None of us were.
Why spend so much time introspectiely analysing your past and let it stifle your future. At what point do you say f*ck and just enjoy the World that is presented to you?No girl has ever acknowledge me and no girls has ever mentioned I am good looking,
Why do you need anyone else to validate you as a person. Never let anyone make you feel that you don't deserve what you want.
Seriously, attraction is a weird thing. It can act as both a sledgehammer or a wave. There are people you will see and BAM you are attracted to them, you simply can't get enough. Then there are people you meet who in the first instance you're not remotely attracted to and overtime you become insanely attracted to, you literally can't get enough. Then there is that weird kind of attraction where you hate the person and you spend so much time hating them that you eventually love the things you hate about them.
In my World everyone has the capacity to be attracted to everyone else. Point in case if a Man and a Woman were left on an island for 12 months, assuming they could survive for those 12 months, they will have slept together.
At some point you've got to stop beating yourself up and just go for it. A girl can only say yes or no. It isn't that difficult. Even to this dayAnd that's about it. I'm a nervous wreck and shy meeting ANYONE for the first time.
"Ms DDD how about some how's your father"
"F*ck off and don't wave that thing at me"
One day, she'll say yes.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Apparently - I'm told, because I have never paid for a service of this nature or for a ladies time in which the service is offered - it is what it says on the tin. As opposed to the feeling loved, slow and sensual GFE - I'm told - she'll go at you as though Rome was built in a day.gtvlusso wrote:Now, about this PSE....explain as this is a new one on me.
Best to lay there, hold on for dear life and hope it doesn't drop off or has been worn down into a small nub....Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
There is something to be said about this approach. Some women what their man to be a man, childish willy waving masculinity and all.Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:velohutts wrote:any female encounter ... talk to them like normal people about normal subjects , ask there opinion on the topic , you will be surprised to find that generally females like talking (alot).
Don't try to hard, mutually compatible things , if a 2nd meet do something that has obvious conversation stimulator ... this will help fill any gaps
Like this:
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
velohutts wrote:serious reply - having been your age a little while ago ....... any female encounter ... talk to them like normal people about normal subjects , ask there opinion on the topic , you will be surprised to find that generally females like talking (alot).
Don't try to hard, mutually compatible things , if a 2nd meet do something that has obvious conversation stimulator ... this will help fill any gaps
this has been filtered by other half.
ladies of the forum back to you to stand corrected ?
...And they REAAALLY like to be called "females"...!
You're right though, as a gay man I have no interest in women on a sexual level and usually end up simply talking to them as I would a mate... Before I was "out", back in my late teens and early 20s I ended up with a lot of unwelcome attention which ended up with me awkwardly trying to put them off or trying to avoid them or something.
A couple of times I ended up in my bedroom with women thinking to myself... OK what now... I remember I told 1 woman, she said she thought I was gay but wasn't sure, said she was always falling for gay men... Another women I ended up up in my bedroom with was completely shocked and mortified by the whole thing... I ended up friends with both of them for quite a while after that though...
I think the message is relax, treat the situation as a chat with a friend or something... Que sera, sera....Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
First Aspect wrote:Buy a puppy.
Borrow a baby.
Sit in a public park reading classic literature.
Pretend to be wealthy or that you are going to be wealthy (easier to get away with if you don't have any actual money)*.
I had a mate who pretended to be a medical student for an entire summer whilst studying A-level retakes, with moderate success
There's some truth in this. We look after our friends' Westie every now and then... There's nothing like a cute white dog to bring the women and (gay) men flocking....Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
Can someone please bring back the real DDD please. This man is purely an imposter."If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
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Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:0 -
Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
This would be far more entertaining if Rick was in his old job and spent more time on here so he could defend himself.Headhuunter wrote:Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
Point 4 - if he had a flat head you'd have somewhere to rest your pint whilst he...
I think we may have drifted a little OT.0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
This would be far more entertaining if Rick was in his old job and spent more time on here so he could defend himself.Headhuunter wrote:Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
Point 4 - if he had a flat head you'd have somewhere to rest your pint whilst he...
I think we may have drifted a little OT.
You've done this before...Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...0 -
Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.0 -
Oh, I thought that was the high point...Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.***** Pro Tour Pundit Champion 2020, 2018, 2017 & 2011 *****0 -
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!
Make it stop! I've read it already. None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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Some useful advice in here for me I guess, and from what MsManc said that certainly inspires optimism in me.
The posts are making me dizzy though now, all this zig zagging0 -
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
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I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0 -
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
I did think about it, seeing as we're in the same city and everything, but all my mates are in their thirties and have children and husbands which I don't really think is what Will is after.
Anyway, all he really needs to do, is be kind, and smile, hold doors open for people, be nice to waiters and occasionally go to Ikea and lift things. That's all us girls are really after.Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity0 -
Technically I'm not in the same city, since I did not get a job I had to move back to Yorkshire, but I'm back and forth to Manchester often because I miss Manchester and trying to find a job there still.
Yeah I'm not after threesomes + kids watching no way.
When I was in London we were chatting to this girl in Wagamama in Leicester SQ, she was from Sheffield and she recognised I was also Yorkshire too, it never went further than that though. She also use to live in Manchester just like me and go to Salford Uni just like me.0 -
EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry onKeeping it classy since '830
