Willhub's looking for a bird.
willhub
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It's ok, I've not lost my pet parrot.
I've tried POF and frankly I'd probably find it easier to win the Tour de France. And you must think I'm mad, desperate, insane (specify more if you wish) for trying on a cycling forum, the local cake eaters thought I should give it a go, quite a few explicit posts had to be ignorantly ignored, so I thought, well there is nothing to loose, I'm currently in my chilling out time listening to a bit of Tom Jones & The Cardigans.
You know, any nice pretty friendly cycling girlies out there want to go for a steady bike ride sometime, I'm everywhere, York, Manchester, London, contrary to what people who know me think I can go slow, medium & fast, I don't ride fast all the time, nothing like a nice steady ride free of segments. And if you want I can put a posh accent on to hide the Yorkshireness.
What else, I'm a nice person, my posts make me seem like a barsteward though. I don't know what else to say, I'm kinds risking mega humiliation posting this ain't I?
I've tried POF and frankly I'd probably find it easier to win the Tour de France. And you must think I'm mad, desperate, insane (specify more if you wish) for trying on a cycling forum, the local cake eaters thought I should give it a go, quite a few explicit posts had to be ignorantly ignored, so I thought, well there is nothing to loose, I'm currently in my chilling out time listening to a bit of Tom Jones & The Cardigans.
You know, any nice pretty friendly cycling girlies out there want to go for a steady bike ride sometime, I'm everywhere, York, Manchester, London, contrary to what people who know me think I can go slow, medium & fast, I don't ride fast all the time, nothing like a nice steady ride free of segments. And if you want I can put a posh accent on to hide the Yorkshireness.
What else, I'm a nice person, my posts make me seem like a barsteward though. I don't know what else to say, I'm kinds risking mega humiliation posting this ain't I?
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willhub wrote:It's ok, I've not lost my pet parrot.
I've tried POF and frankly I'd probably find it easier to win the Tour de France. And you must think I'm mad, desperate, insane (specify more if you wish) for trying on a cycling forum, the local cake eaters thought I should give it a go, quite a few explicit posts had to be ignorantly ignored, so I thought, well there is nothing to loose, I'm currently in my chilling out time listening to a bit of Tom Jones & The Cardigans.
You know, any nice pretty friendly cycling girlies out there want to go for a steady bike ride sometime, I'm everywhere, York, Manchester, London, contrary to what people who know me think I can go slow, medium & fast, I don't ride fast all the time, nothing like a nice steady ride free of segments. And if you want I can put a posh accent on to hide the Yorkshireness.
What else, I'm a nice person, my posts make me seem like a barsteward though. I don't know what else to say, I'm kinds risking mega humiliation posting this ain't I?
Yes“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
Are you accepting a date with Will?Fevmeister wrote:Yes!!0 -
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Are you accepting a date with Will?Fevmeister wrote:Yes!!
Looks like he'll have to fight Tailwindhome for the date with Willhub!Faster than a tent.......0 -
Quick Question if I may. What is POF?"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
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What's POF?“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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I believe the OP is referring to Plenty of Fish. The Special Brew of dating sites, I believe, not that I have used it having been spoken for for over 4 years now.
And I got ridiculed on here for my "Silly Commuter Romance" thread.... :roll:
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Another thing, women don't really like to be called birds. I think they prefer chick."If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
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I know, bird is a pretty horrible word I just stick to calling them girls/woman.0
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Didn't I read something about a receptionist on here. I'm pretty sure that she'd be up for it.
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Dating on here is so 2009, and contrary to popular belief I didn't scare all the burds (proper way to spell it) they all found partners on here, split up and eventually moved on. Well that or got duffed Spacebadger and LondonLiv.
PinkPedal is a stunner...
What you looking for a girlfriend or the girlfriend experience (GFE)?Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
What's the diffo between a girlfriend and a girlfriend experience lol?
I think I'm not good looking enough, I think that's why I can't get a girlfriend, here, let me get my spade and look at my POF profile:
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Huh, GT hasn't even posted yet.Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Sex groomer alert!
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What's a sex groomer and who is? I thought a groomer is a bit like Jimmy Savile.0
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5'11"? Hmmm? Maybe a touch short for MsManc.
Things must be pretty bad to be touting yourself on here, but you're a young'un.
You've got plenty of time to meet some drunken young lady at the student's union, have a fumble in the cab back to your place, forget her name and have to rummage through her handbag when she is in the loo in an effort to find her purse which hopefully has some sort of ID with her name, so that when she returns from the toilet and checks that you know her name before she gets carnal with you, can say "Laura (?)" because the only ID you could find only had her first initial.
That is the way to find your one true love, right?FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
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How did you get out of it when you realised it was Elisabeth?EKE_38BPM wrote:5'11"? Hmmm? Maybe a touch short for MsManc.
Things must be pretty bad to be touting yourself on here, but you're a young'un.
You've got plenty of time to meet some drunken young lady at the student's union, have a fumble in the cab back to your place, forget her name and have to rummage through her handbag when she is in the loo in an effort to find her purse which hopefully has some sort of ID with her name, so that when she returns from the toilet and checks that you know her name before she gets carnal with you, can say "Laura (?)" because the only ID you could find only had her first initial.
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How did you get out of it when you realised it was Elisabeth?EKE_38BPM wrote:5'11"? Hmmm? Maybe a touch short for MsManc.
Things must be pretty bad to be touting yourself on here, but you're a young'un.
You've got plenty of time to meet some drunken young lady at the student's union, have a fumble in the cab back to your place, forget her name and have to rummage through her handbag when she is in the loo in an effort to find her purse which hopefully has some sort of ID with her name, so that when she returns from the toilet and checks that you know her name before she gets carnal with you, can say "Laura (?)" because the only ID you could find only had her first initial.
That is the way to find your one true love, right?
A different person and about 15 years apart. Still impressed with my guess though.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
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Are there actually any gyals (correct way to spell it) on here or are we posting in a real sausage 'fest?0
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Sausage fest. How is LiT?
Back to the matter in hand, not that I know much about it. Will, you need to meet real life laydees in person. If you want to meet the cycling type join a cycling club in the right area.
Presumably you now have a job. What kind of social scene is there around said employment? Can you get a part time job somewhere more sociable? When I were a lad I met loads of girls when I worked part time in a busy pub. I think you said you're not much of a drinker, how about a coffe shop or something. Don't think of it as a job, more as an opening into another social scene.
Good luck anyway. Life is so much easier as a married old git without these worries.0 -
EKE_38BPM wrote:5'11"? Hmmm? Maybe a touch short for MsManc.
Lol, the height's not so bad, and I've been out with guys younger than me, but 23 is a bit too young.
Will - your profile looks fine, and the photo does too. Just don't lie on your form - the one internet date I went on years ago was totally disastrous because of this. He said he was 5ft11 - he was 5ft5. He said he was slim, he was anything but. He said he was 41, he was 48. He used a mates photo. He turned up for the date in combat shorts, red Converse and a Pantera teeshirt. That was the quickest double vodka and tonic I've ever drunk in my life.
So as long as you're honest, you'll get on fine. Good luck!
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Does being taller make a man more appealing
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Without a shadow of doubt.Fevmeister wrote:Does being taller make a man more appealing
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This is gold!
why didn't i log on last night...Keeping it classy since '830 -
Jesus, from the first post I was expecting OP to be in his 40s.
23 and you're having to advertise on a cycling forum?
Just end the pain now.
Almost as much as being able to use the correct words.Fevmeister wrote:Does been taller make a man more appealing0
