Willhub's looking for a bird.
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notsoblue wrote:msmancunia wrote:Just don't lie on your form - the one internet date I went on years ago was totally disastrous because of this. He said he was 5ft11 - he was 5ft5. He said he was slim, he was anything but. He said he was 41, he was 48. He used a mates photo. He turned up for the date in combat shorts, red Converse and a Pantera teeshirt. That was the quickest double vodka and tonic I've ever drunk in my life.
lol! Why do people do this? Do they think their dates just won't notice? Kinda makes you wonder if it actually works sometimes.
I read somewhere about a bloke who asked every woman he danced with if she'd like to go to bed with him... When told "he must get a lot of refusals" he replied "Oh yes, but I get a lot of acceptances, too!".
Maybe it's just a story... or maybe there are some women who like a bloke with that much brass neck!
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Pross wrote:Cafewanda wrote:@ Willihub - ignore this lot with the exception of msmancunia and head over to LFGSS. Younger folk on there and they won't rip you to shreds........... much. You don't need to ride fixed either
Is this some kind of euthemism? I've heard all about the folk in the big city and their liking for 'experimentation'
Might be related to those posts about October 11th... Riding fixed reducing the risk of unplanned bun-baking?
Cheers,
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willhub wrote:What's the diffo between a girlfriend and a girlfriend experience lol?
(I'm suprised the the lawyers, bankers and Greg's haven't answered this yet)
The former is a woman who has willingly chosen to be in a relationship with you.
The latter is a woman you have paid to give you specific experience for a pre-established duration of time.
There are others, like the PSE (Pornstar experience).Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
You're 23!? And you ain't that bad looking...
Take yourself to the nearest club and play 'prey' with the cougars. Nothing better than being some 40+yr old's toyboy. Do it right and she might even buy you a new bike. Nothing better than learning from an older lady who has long since been 'broken in'. If she doesn't flinch when you slip a thumb in the bum - you've got a winner.
How bad are things? If one day you decided to shuffle one out with the left hand would you feel like you cheated on the right hand? If so, then refer to my post above about paid services.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
If talking to women rather than meeting them is the problem, I would suggest you read The Game by Neil Strauss.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game:_ ... up_Artists
Don't go as far as he went, but it does teach how to approach women in different situations. Its a good read and I recommend it.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
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DonDaddyD wrote:You're 23!? And you ain't that bad looking...
Take yourself to the nearest club and play 'prey' with the cougars. Nothing better than being some 40+yr old toyboy. Do it right and she might even buy you a new bike. Nothing better than learning from an older lady who has long since been 'broken in'. If she doesn't flinch when you slip a thumb in the bum - you've got a winner.
How bad are things? If one day you decided to shuffle one out with the left hand would you feel like you cheated on the right hand? If so, then refer to my post above about paid services.
F*** me, what happened to all that respect for women crap you spouted when causing trouble in Cake Stop?
Most sense I've ever seen you post to be fair (and it's starting to look like the warning I gave Will about you on Cake Stop might not be far off the mark!).0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
I think you may be confused. I don't think you're supposed to take it yourself.twist83 wrote:I love a bit of Rohypnol.
Hmm I did wonder why I never remember anything and wake up behind the bins with trousers round my ankles..... :oops:0 -
Pross wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:You're 23!? And you ain't that bad looking...
Take yourself to the nearest club and play 'prey' with the cougars. Nothing better than being some 40+yr old toyboy. Do it right and she might even buy you a new bike. Nothing better than learning from an older lady who has long since been 'broken in'. If she doesn't flinch when you slip a thumb in the bum - you've got a winner.
How bad are things? If one day you decided to shuffle one out with the left hand would you feel like you cheated on the right hand? If so, then refer to my post above about paid services.
F*** me, what happened to all that respect for women crap you spouted when causing trouble in Cake Stop?
Most sense I've ever seen you post to be fair (and it's starting to look like the warning I gave Will about you on Cake Stop might not be far off the mark!).
I still respect women.
Usually, there are exceptions, older women have less inhibitions than younger women and over 30s have probably completed most of their sexual exploration or gone as far as their personality will let them. With hindsight, and if it is sex more than companionship, why bother with a shy-impressionable-cares-what-people-think-young'in (early - mid 20s) when you know the 30+yr old is a complete savage in the bedroom.
What warning in Cake Stop! Let's see? - this is good advice I'm giving!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:You're 23!? And you ain't that bad looking...
Take yourself to the nearest club and play 'prey' with the cougars. Nothing better than being some 40+yr old toyboy. Do it right and she might even buy you a new bike. Nothing better than learning from an older lady who has long since been 'broken in'. If she doesn't flinch when you slip a thumb in the bum - you've got a winner.
How bad are things? If one day you decided to shuffle one out with the left hand would you feel like you cheated on the right hand? If so, then refer to my post above about paid services.
I just wee'd a little bit laughing so hard at this......
brilliant post
Now, about this PSE....explain as this is a new one on me.0 -
I'm a bit of a nervous wreck. Before I moved to Manchester 4 years ago I was a bit of a social recluse, well I went down the river with some "friends" who just took the piss out of me and occasionally decided to beat me up, and even before then at school I had no friends, I was the most unpopular person out of probably around 500 people. No girl has ever acknowledge me and no girls has ever mentioned I am good looking, apart from the last time I was in London, my friend met up with one of his friends, a south African (she was white), and she was pretty fit, she was 30 though, she was obsessed with my Yorkshire accent thinking I sounded and sort of looked like Keith Lemon lol, then she was hugging me and kissing my cheeks and then holding my face saying "look at me, look at me, you are hot, you are hot!", anyway she had drank a bottle of whine, so it was safe to assume it was that bottle of red whine that was talking and not her. And that's about it. I'm a nervous wreck and shy meeting ANYONE for the first time.0
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Drunk foreign bird fawning over you? If you didn't smash it you have no hope.0
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JamesB5446 wrote:Drunk foreign bird fawning over you? If you didn't smash it you have no hope.
Tis true.
But lets be fair, the lad appears to have a few "confidence issues", however next time a drunk foreign bird is fawning over you, do yourself a favour and smash it."If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
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I just showed your profile to a couple of girls your age (that makes me sound so old) in the office. They are both taken, so don't get too excited, but both did the whole Leslie Phillips "well, helloooo" face, which is a very good thing! There's nothing wrong with you! Besides, these things happen when you least expect it, so don't worry about it.Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity0
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DonDaddyD wrote:Nothing better than being some 40+yr old toyboy.
I can't think of anything worse than being a 40+year old toyboy.“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
Serious suggestion: if confidence is an issue, maybe try and find situations where there is something else to talk about - could be cycling, or could be some other interest or hobby - that way you can view it as just meeting up for {insert activity} rather than Looking For a Bird, and take some of the pressure off. This is why a lot of people do evening classes/join clubs.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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TailWindHome wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Nothing better than being some 40+yr old toyboy.
I can't think of anything worse than being a 40+year old toyboy.
I don't know. I'm 40 next year and it maybe something new to try It's that or taking up MTBing. Ecrasez l’infame0 -
serious reply - having been your age a little while ago ....... any female encounter ... talk to them like normal people about normal subjects , ask there opinion on the topic , you will be surprised to find that generally females like talking (alot).
Don't try to hard, mutually compatible things , if a 2nd meet do something that has obvious conversation stimulator ... this will help fill any gaps
this has been filtered by other half.
ladies of the forum back to you to stand corrected ?Enigma Esprit Di2 - Go tI ! Summer !0 -
velohutts wrote:any female encounter ... talk to them like normal people about normal subjects , ask there opinion on the topic , you will be surprised to find that generally females like talking (alot).
Don't try to hard, mutually compatible things , if a 2nd meet do something that has obvious conversation stimulator ... this will help fill any gaps
Like this:
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Try salsa.
Looking back to when I was your age I used to go to a lot of gigs with the lads. Not pantera btw. They were a bit of a sausage fest and in hindsight it was like throwing a cow into a tank of piranhas each time a young lady went with us. Im sure cycling is similar, its a "buyers market" for women. You need to go where its a "buyers market" for men.
Think yoga, salsa, ballroom etc.0 -
If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and every friend I've ever known who's gone on mysinglefriend has CLEANED UP.0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFYFCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
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EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
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Yeah, but did you get tops and fingers?0
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Buy a puppy.
Borrow a baby.
Sit in a public park reading classic literature.
Pretend to be wealthy or that you are going to be wealthy (easier to get away with if you don't have any actual money)*.
I had a mate who pretended to be a medical student for an entire summer whilst studying A-level retakes, with moderate success0 -
First Aspect wrote:Buy a puppy.
Borrow a baby.
Sit in a public park reading classic literature.
Pretend to be wealthy or that you are going to be wealthy (easier to get away with if you don't have any actual money)*.
I had a mate who pretended to be a medical student for an entire summer whilst studying A-level retakes, with moderate success
Ha one of the guys I work for is a bit of a peter pan, and if you can see women going gooey as you roll along with the wheelchair.0 -
rubertoe wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
I think you may be confused. I don't think you're supposed to take it yourself.twist83 wrote:I love a bit of Rohypnol.
I dont think we have seen his wife. He might.
:shock:
Hahah me neither. I am only 29 and not stupid enough to do that yet!!0
