Willhub's looking for a bird.

daviesee

Veronese68 wrote:

Presumably you now have a job. What kind of social scene is there around said employment?

I try to keep my personal life as remote as possible from my working life.
Each to their own.

rubertoe

daviesee wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Presumably you now have a job. What kind of social scene is there around said employment?

I try to keep my personal life as remote as possible from my working life.
Each to their own.

This ^

and my personal life as far removed from my home life as possible.

notsoblue

msmancunia wrote:

Just don't lie on your form - the one internet date I went on years ago was totally disastrous because of this. He said he was 5ft11 - he was 5ft5. He said he was slim, he was anything but. He said he was 41, he was 48. He used a mates photo. He turned up for the date in combat shorts, red Converse and a Pantera teeshirt. That was the quickest double vodka and tonic I've ever drunk in my life.

lol! Why do people do this? Do they think their dates just won't notice? Kinda makes you wonder if it actually works sometimes.

Headhuunter

Fevmeister wrote:

Are there actually any gyals (correct way to spell it) on here or are we posting in a real sausage 'fest?

I'm partial to a good sausage fest.... Anyone?

pangolin

Headhuunter wrote:

Fevmeister wrote:

Are there actually any gyals (correct way to spell it) on here or are we posting in a real sausage 'fest?

I'm partial to a good sausage fest.... Anyone?

msmancunia

Headhuunter wrote:

Fevmeister wrote:

Are there actually any gyals (correct way to spell it) on here or are we posting in a real sausage 'fest?

I'm partial to a good sausage fest.... Anyone?

You're a bit early, Headhuunter - British Sausage week doesn't start until Monday: http://www.lovepork.co.uk/blog/article/ ... -week-2012

Cafewanda

@ Willihub - ignore this lot with the exception of msmancunia and head over to LFGSS. Younger folk on there and they won't rip you to shreds........... much. You don't need to ride fixed either

mrc1

You need to photoshop that picture of you sprinting for second or third place to show you miles in front of everyone else comfortably crossing the line.

JamesB5446

pangolin wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

Fevmeister wrote:

Are there actually any gyals (correct way to spell it) on here or are we posting in a real sausage 'fest?

I'm partial to a good sausage fest.... Anyone?

Nice bangers.

walkingbootweather

mrc1 wrote:

You need to photoshop that picture of you sprinting for second or third place to show you miles in front of everyone else comfortably crossing the line.

Nonsense. No woman wants her man to come first all the time

fevmeister

Veronese68 wrote:

Fevmeister wrote:

Does being taller make a man more appealing

Without a shadow of doubt.
Correction is invalid if you meant someone had shrunk.

So you'd go wild if you were to find a dating ad stating a guy has a 60cm frame??

peat

pangolin wrote:

Haha, i recognise those bangers.



...


Only because i was on that beer-house's website the other day...

Agent57

I'm a short-arse, and always wished I was taller. Not so much because I thought it would get me more interest from women though (nor men, come to that).

rick_chasey

Agent57 wrote:

I'm a short-arse, and always wished I was taller. Not so much because I thought it would get me more interest from women though (nor men, come to that).

Do you wish you were a little bit taller? Or perhaps a 'baller? Or have a girl who looked good so you could call her?

Or something about rabbits and hats.

mudcow007

Mr Willhub, i dont think this 'ere site is the best place to go around looking for chicks

cycling chicks are a rare breed - finding one of them is stuff of dreams

just get your self out there - shake your money maker im sure you will hook one of them there fillies soon

Rohypnol helps as an ice breaker....

UndercoverElephant

I think that one of the reasons Mrs. Elephant and I have been together so long is my amazing ability to reach things on high shelves.

rubertoe

Rick Chasey wrote:

Agent57 wrote:

I'm a short-arse, and always wished I was taller. Not so much because I thought it would get me more interest from women though (nor men, come to that).

Do you wish you were a little bit taller? Or perhaps a 'baller? Or a girl who looked good so you could call her?

What about a rabbit and a hat? I wish I had those especially if the rabbit had a bat.

veronese68

Fevmeister wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Fevmeister wrote:

Does being taller make a man more appealing

Without a shadow of doubt.
Correction is invalid if you meant someone had shrunk.

So you'd go wild if you were to find a dating ad stating a guy has a 60cm frame??

No, I'm a bloke. That just happens to have a 60cm frame.

mudcow007

rubertoe wrote:

Rick Chasey wrote:

Agent57 wrote:

I'm a short-arse, and always wished I was taller. Not so much because I thought it would get me more interest from women though (nor men, come to that).

Do you wish you were a little bit taller? Or perhaps a 'baller? Or a girl who looked good so you could call her?

What about a rabbit and a hat? I wish I had those especially if the rabbit had a bat.

and a 64' Impala??

rubertoe

mudcow007 wrote:

rubertoe wrote:

Rick Chasey wrote:

Agent57 wrote:

I'm a short-arse, and always wished I was taller. Not so much because I thought it would get me more interest from women though (nor men, come to that).

Do you wish you were a little bit taller? Or perhaps a 'baller? Or a girl who looked good so you could call her?

What about a rabbit and a hat? I wish I had those especially if the rabbit had a bat.

and a 64' Impala??

No good to me, I dont drive

JamesB5446

Dammit. I was going to make the same joke. Serves me right for going out for lunch.

Sod it, I'll post it anyways.

Rick Chasey wrote:

Agent57 wrote:

I'm a short-arse, and always wished I was taller. Not so much because I thought it would get me more interest from women though (nor men, come to that).

Do you wish you were a little bit taller? Or perhaps a 'baller? Or have a girl who looked good so you could call her?

Or something about rabbits and hats.

:?:

Pross

Cafewanda wrote:

@ Willihub - ignore this lot with the exception of msmancunia and head over to LFGSS. Younger folk on there and they won't rip you to shreds........... much. You don't need to ride fixed either

Is this some kind of euthemism? I've heard all about the folk in the big city and their liking for 'experimentation'

Clever Pun

These tick a few boxes?

rick_chasey

Pross wrote:

Cafewanda wrote:

@ Willihub - ignore this lot with the exception of msmancunia and head over to LFGSS. Younger folk on there and they won't rip you to shreds........... much. You don't need to ride fixed either

Is this some kind of euthemism? I've heard all about the folk in the big city and their liking for 'experimentation'

They usually start off like this:

"Guys, I just wanna try something I learned about first hand in deepest darkest Wales"

twist83

mudcow007 wrote:

Mr Willhub, i dont think this 'ere site is the best place to go around looking for chicks

cycling chicks are a rare breed - finding one of them is stuff of dreams

just get your self out there - shake your money maker im sure you will hook one of them there fillies soon

Rohypnol helps as an ice breaker....

I have one of them there cycling chicks. She does Road and loves to get Diiirttyy off road as well

As above this is not the site really to meet the chickas.

I love a bit of Rohypnol.

veronese68

twist83 wrote:

I love a bit of Rohypnol.

I think you may be confused. I don't think you're supposed to take it yourself.

DrLex

twist83 wrote:

[...]

I love a bit of Rohypnol.

{makes note not to accept offer of a drink from Twist83 at any impromptu Somerset pub meet}

rubertoe

Veronese68 wrote:

twist83 wrote:

I love a bit of Rohypnol.

I think you may be confused. I don't think you're supposed to take it yourself.

I dont think we have seen his wife. He might.

:shock:

Ben6899

msmancunia wrote:

He turned up for the date in combat shorts, red Converse and a Pantera teeshirt.

You just know someone on here read that and can't see what the problem was!

mudcow007

Ben6899 wrote:

msmancunia wrote:

He turned up for the date in combat shorts, red Converse and a Pantera teeshirt.

You just know someone on here read that and can't see what the problem was!

ive always found a spinning dicky bow makes a chick weak at the knees

if i think she might put out, i will push the boundaries an wear a squirting dicky bow....i save that for the special ladies though