Willhub's looking for a bird.
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I think you are forgetting jam jar lids. And retrieving spiders from the bath. [humph]msmancunia wrote:There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
I did think about it, seeing as we're in the same city and everything, but all my mates are in their thirties and have children and husbands which I don't really think is what Will is after.
Anyway, all he really needs to do, is be kind, and smile, hold doors open for people, be nice to waiters and occasionally go to Ikea and lift things. That's all us girls are really after.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition0 -
rjsterry wrote:
I think you are forgetting jam jar lids. And retrieving spiders from the bath. [humph]msmancunia wrote:There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
I did think about it, seeing as we're in the same city and everything, but all my mates are in their thirties and have children and husbands which I don't really think is what Will is after.
Anyway, all he really needs to do, is be kind, and smile, hold doors open for people, be nice to waiters and occasionally go to Ikea and lift things. That's all us girls are really after.
Yeah, and lifting heavy things. As the 70 year old man condescendingly pointed out to me at the weekend when I was trying to lift a bookshelf into the car at IKEA on Sunday, "what you need is a husband".... :evil:Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity0 -
msmancunia wrote:rjsterry wrote:
I think you are forgetting jam jar lids. And retrieving spiders from the bath. [humph]msmancunia wrote:There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
I did think about it, seeing as we're in the same city and everything, but all my mates are in their thirties and have children and husbands which I don't really think is what Will is after.
Anyway, all he really needs to do, is be kind, and smile, hold doors open for people, be nice to waiters and occasionally go to Ikea and lift things. That's all us girls are really after.
Yeah, and lifting heavy things. As the 70 year old man condescendingly pointed out to me at the weekend when I was trying to lift a bookshelf into the car at IKEA on Sunday, "what you need is a husband".... :evil:
Hey! Don't take heavy lifting from us; it's pretty much our raison d'être.
BTW, If the 70-year-old had any class, he'd have just offered to help.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition0 -
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
As for Willhub, an element of Man.The.F*ck.Up is needed here.
Just get on with it. If you like her, talk to her ,and if you like her some more then ask her out for a drink. She can only say yes or no. And 'no' doesn't always mean no - you can always ask her again... (they say no means no but there isn't a man alive who has laid in bed with a girl, been told "No sex tonight" and hasn't dry humped her leg until she gives in!)
Don't take yourself too seriously. The only person who ends up not laughing and having fun is you.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Way harsh DDD.DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:
Way harsh DDD.DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
You sound so disappointed.0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?0 -
Hold on a minute! So, when HH and I were setting up Rick with EKE there were no complaints from he of small red trousers, DDD knocks him back and he's upset.
I thought he was too busy to reply, turns out he was too excited.
I don't think it's possible to go too far with this thread any more.0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:
Way harsh DDD.DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
What was that DDD said about asking again if the first answer was no? DDD, are you just playing hard to get?1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition0 -
dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
I noticed that too....Veronese68 wrote:Hold on a minute! So, when HH and I were setting up Rick with EKE there were no complaints from he of small red trousers, DDD knocks him back and he's upset.
I thought he was too busy to reply, turns out he was too excited.
I don't think it's possible to go too far with this thread any more.Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!0 -
Right.
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck upFixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?0 -
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck upFCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0 -
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up0 -
jimmypippa wrote:
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up
No good reason, really.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0 -
EKE_38BPM wrote:jimmypippa wrote:
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
I'm sure there is some usefull info here.
Best bit of advice so far is MTFU
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up
No good reason, really."If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills0 -
Have we broken the quote boxes?rubertoe wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:jimmypippa wrote:
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
I'm sure there is some usefull info here.
Best bit of advice so far is MTFU
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up
No good reason, really.0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
Have we broken the quote boxes?rubertoe wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:jimmypippa wrote:
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
I'm sure there is some usefull info here.
Best bit of advice so far is MTFU
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up
No good reason, really.
Don't think so,
Do you want to?0 -
jimmypippa wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Have we broken the quote boxes?rubertoe wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:jimmypippa wrote:
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
I'm sure there is some usefull info here.
Best bit of advice so far is MTFU
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up
No good reason, really.
Don't think so,
Do you want to?
WillHub how you getting on sausage?
are you having to wear wellies as your knee deep in "klunge"
??Keeping it classy since '830 -
mudcow007 wrote:jimmypippa wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Have we broken the quote boxes?rubertoe wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:jimmypippa wrote:
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
I'm sure there is some usefull info here.
Best bit of advice so far is MTFU
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up
No good reason, really.
Don't think so,
Do you want to?
WillHub how you getting on sausage?
are you having to wear wellies as your knee deep in "klunge"
??
So, Willhub? What gives? Too busy pleasuring your new lady-friends to reply to us?FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0 -
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EKE_38BPM wrote:mudcow007 wrote:jimmypippa wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Have we broken the quote boxes?rubertoe wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:jimmypippa wrote:
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
I'm sure there is some usefull info here.
Best bit of advice so far is MTFU
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up
No good reason, really.
Don't think so,
Do you want to?
WillHub how you getting on sausage?
are you having to wear wellies as your knee deep in "klunge"
??
So, Willhub? What gives? Too busy pleasuring your new lady-friends to reply to us?
Scrolling down through these repeat sets of quote boxes is making me feel queezy. Nobody do it again.Faster than a tent.......0 -
Rolf F wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:mudcow007 wrote:jimmypippa wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Have we broken the quote boxes?rubertoe wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:jimmypippa wrote:
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
I'm sure there is some usefull info here.
Best bit of advice so far is MTFU
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up
No good reason, really.
Don't think so,
Do you want to?
WillHub how you getting on sausage?
are you having to wear wellies as your knee deep in "klunge"
??
So, Willhub? What gives? Too busy pleasuring your new lady-friends to reply to us?
Scrolling down through these repeat sets of quote boxes is making me feel queezy. Nobody do it again.
Understood0 -
mbthegreat wrote:Rolf F wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:mudcow007 wrote:jimmypippa wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Have we broken the quote boxes?rubertoe wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:jimmypippa wrote:
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
I'm sure there is some usefull info here.
Best bit of advice so far is MTFU
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up
No good reason, really.
Don't think so,
Do you want to?
WillHub how you getting on sausage?
are you having to wear wellies as your knee deep in "klunge"
??
So, Willhub? What gives? Too busy pleasuring your new lady-friends to reply to us?
Scrolling down through these repeat sets of quote boxes is making me feel queezy. Nobody do it again.
Understood
All you have to do is to scroll down to the bottom of the page and read the last post with all the comment. Done0 -
Righto, Will do.hegyestomi wrote:mbthegreat wrote:Rolf F wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:mudcow007 wrote:jimmypippa wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Have we broken the quote boxes?rubertoe wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:jimmypippa wrote:
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
I'm sure there is some usefull info here.
Best bit of advice so far is MTFU
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up
No good reason, really.
Don't think so,
Do you want to?
WillHub how you getting on sausage?
are you having to wear wellies as your knee deep in "klunge"
??
So, Willhub? What gives? Too busy pleasuring your new lady-friends to reply to us?
Scrolling down through these repeat sets of quote boxes is making me feel queezy. Nobody do it again.
Understood
All you have to do is to scroll down to the bottom of the page and read the last post with all the comment. Done0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
Righto, Will do.hegyestomi wrote:mbthegreat wrote:Rolf F wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:mudcow007 wrote:jimmypippa wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Have we broken the quote boxes?rubertoe wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:jimmypippa wrote:
Why would you do that?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Quoted to keep the nested quotes going.Greg T wrote:
Right.Cornerblock wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Oh, and apologies for not quoting in my earlier reply. :oops:Headhuunter wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
I would sooner eat pooh than kiss Rick Chasey. Now Headhuunter... If I close my eyes is it still gay?mudcow007 wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:
No. DDD might oblige though.Headhuunter wrote:
If I say yes will you do it?EKE_38BPM wrote:
Why do you want me to snog RC? Is this some strange inter-racial big man/little man fetish?Headhuunter wrote:
Or maybe you snog rc?EKE_38BPM wrote:daviesee wrote:
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!rozzer32 wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Headhuunter wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
Oh, and my one and only friend went on mysinglefriend and GOT SNOGGED.
FTFY
I'm sure there is some usefull info here.
Best bit of advice so far is MTFU
Hey friend, how you doing?
All good friend. I'm still bragging about THAT snog. Tongues and everything!!!
You snogged? At the Morpeth or something?
I could and never would snog RC.
For one, he's a bloke, for another, he couldn't tip-toe high enough to reach me and I'm too tall to stoop down low enough to reach him!
Point 1 - wouldn't let that stop you
Point 2 - I'm sure we could find a stool or something...
Point 3 - He'd be the perfect height for something else :shock:
Exactly... Now you're getting the gist...
There's a "gist" = past tense of "jizz" gag (fnar, fnar, yuk, yuk) in there somewhere...
No sorry that's just plain dirty, you've taken things too far....
Personally I thought it had gone too far at 'stool'.
Just thought I'd add to the number of people quoting people quoting people quoting people etc etc.
Make it stop! I've read it already.
There is no end until MsManc sets the OP up with one if her manc friends or RC gets with either Greg or Headhuunter.
i just wanted to add to quotes.....
carry on
'course not. Likewise, if you're facing away from him then it could be anyone bending you over...
Too far?
Cool, this means that I can get back in the closet, all I need to do is shut my eyes.... Talking of taking things to far, this thread has now been blocked by my work computer profanity filter thing.... I have to reply from my phone....
Poor Will, comes here looking for help in his search for a bird and has to try and follow this! His eyesight must already be suffering, what with being single!
Everyone stand still and listen in .....
You need to do the following in this order
1. Man the feck up. No-one likes to be told about someone's confidence issues. Do what men do and don't talk about it. Just push it deep down, don't talk and buy a hunting knife or something. Burds in particular want men who don't talk about stuff - they say they do but only so they can mark you down in their "stuff they don't like about you book" feck 'em. They'll find plenty for the book without you giving them material.
2. Do stuff where there a loads of burds, Cycling is bad for this as cycling burds are rare and come with minders. Yoga, pilates, dancing, evening classes - you know anything you can wear loose trousers to. You don't need to like it - success is a numbers game so you need to play your odds. Just be around burds and say hi.
3. Say more than "hi". "Fight Club" - watch fight club.... treat talking to burds like fight club, just challenge your self to maintain a chat. Build up from hi. Don't ask them out. You don't need to, just gain confidence. take away the pressure and practice talking about them. don't talk about yourself if you can avoid it, be interested in them. If they are not interesting - you aren't looking hard enough
4 When a foreign drunk burd is stroking your face saying you are beautiful . . you should take this as a good sign....
5. Man the feck up - talk to burds.
6. Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol, also learn to cook.... Cooking a meal at home with a massive G and T to kick off is Gold.
7. Man the feck up
No good reason, really.
Don't think so,
Do you want to?
WillHub how you getting on sausage?
are you having to wear wellies as your knee deep in "klunge"
??
So, Willhub? What gives? Too busy pleasuring your new lady-friends to reply to us?
Scrolling down through these repeat sets of quote boxes is making me feel queezy. Nobody do it again.
Understood
All you have to do is to scroll down to the bottom of the page and read the last post with all the comment. Done
This quote box thing is quite pretty, like tv feedback.Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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Rick Chasey wrote:If I was single I'd be immediately down to the local yoga studio.
Ideally bikram, though I think the word is getting out on that one.
I hope one day you look back on your younger self and shudder at the thought you used to say these kinds of things.0
