RE:Kaiser!!

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Cracking job you lot 8) - wished I could have done it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • DiabloCableGuy
    DiabloCableGuy Posts: 12
    Figured I'd drop by and say hi. :P
    Clank wrote:
    You're refering to the bike, right? Cos, like, I'm convinced you couldn't see my knickers through my baggies....

    Was hard to tell when you were at the back all day. :wink:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Clank wrote:
    ste_t wrote:
    Considering we had 1 crosser

    You're refering to the bike, right? Cos, like, I'm convinced you couldn't see through my baggy knickers....

    Ftfy

    Yes indeed I did win a Roger Federer racket, signed by Pat Cash. Came in useful as a drinks tray.

    Could not have wished for a better team than you guys, you were how sausages should be, upstanding, hard, ready to plough through the sh1t. Cracking team effort and really impressed that a bunch of misfits and deviants did so well.

    Just please, please, please, please muttly, never wear lycra again. I can't stop seeing a caterpillar in earmuffs whenever I close my eyes, and the hot bleach hasn't made the dirt go away.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    DiabloCableGuy wrote:
    Figured I'd drop by and say hi. :P

    Who the fark are you? :wink:

    Welcome aboard!

    For thems that weren't there, allow me to introduce Team Sausage member and chief science officer from the Challenge. He played Spock to Galzar's Shat.


    ...ner.

    Lovin' the avatar! 8)
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Gazlar wrote:
    Just please, please, please, please muttly, never wear lycra again. I can't stop seeing a caterpillar in earmuffs whenever I close my eyes, and the hot bleach hasn't made the dirt go away.

    A camal-toe is not a good look on a man! :lol:
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Sorry i'm late, I was lost.
    Well when i say lost, you guys didnt tell me where you were going.

    Well i'm sat at my desk and have been for about 7 hrs because i cant stand up.

    i over slept this morning by roughly 3.5 hrs, which was nice and needed :D but i have come back to all sorts of crap as they cant afford phone signal oop north and my work turned to crap without me being there.
    Clank wrote:
    DiabloCableGuy wrote:
    Figured I'd drop by and say hi. :P

    Who the fark are you? :wink:

    Welcome aboard!

    For thems that weren't there, allow me to introduce Team Sausage member and chief science officer from the Challenge. He played Spock to Galzar's Shat.


    ...ner.

    Lovin' the avatar! 8)
    Ray!!!!

    Nice to see your feeling brave to come into these parts!
    Gazlar wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    ste_t wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Well day 2 complete, yesterday we burned, today we drowned. Off to consume meat

    Locked in a room with vwsurfbum? :shock:

    The question is, who locked the door?

    He kept trying to escape, what was I supposed to do, I mean other than dress him as foxc

    can i keep the Wig?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    So, what's next on the agenda? As long as it doesn't have any more hills or straight roads going up! damn things near killed me!
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    projectsome wrote:
    So, what's next on the agenda? As long as it doesn't have any more hills or straight roads going up! damn things near killed me!
    Dude, from day 2 you were on fire!
    you just need to keep the momentum up.
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    projectsome wrote:
    So, what's next on the agenda? As long as it doesn't have any more hills or straight roads going up! damn things near killed me!
    Dude, from day 2 you were on fire!
    you just need to keep the momentum up.


    a lot of it was physiological. I felt I needed to go faster when people were in front of me. Was fine when I was setting the pace. third day just put my head down on the hills.
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    You blasters the pace up front, it us soul destroying when you drop behind though.

    RAY!!!! Have you whittled a computer out of a fruit tree? Is it an apple?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    ste_t wrote:
    Considering we had 1 crosser

    You're refering to the bike, right? Cos, like, I'm convinced you couldn't see through my baggy knickers....

    Ftfy

    Yes indeed I did win a Roger Federer racket, signed by Pat Cash. Came in useful as a drinks tray.

    Could not have wished for a better team than you guys, you were how sausages should be, upstanding, hard, ready to plough through the sh1t. Cracking team effort and really impressed that a bunch of misfits and deviants did so well.

    Just please, please, please, please muttly, never wear lycra again. I can't stop seeing a caterpillar in earmuffs whenever I close my eyes, and the hot bleach hasn't made the dirt go away.

    Wasn't that when i heard you whispering my name in your sleep in the YHA :wink: was strange today putting baggy clothes on in the morning and not having a monster breakfast

    Good to see Ray make an apperance
    Who has the photo of the crudcatcher tribute message?
    What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    I have, but I've been overhauling our network at home today so only had phone , I'll post it up tomorrow.

    And I want whispering you're name, I was shouting it, followed by stop snoring!! ;-)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Gazlar wrote:
    And I want whispering you're name

    Ah, Team Sausage.

    Like any other bike team, just more rapey.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    And I want whispering you're name

    Ah, Team Sausage.

    Like any other bike team, just more rapey.
    I resemble that comment!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Like I said Wednesday, I like my women like I like my pedals, white, with a distressed look to them
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Gazlar wrote:
    Like I said Wednesday, I like my women like I like my pedals, white, with a distressed look to them

    'Smashed and covered with pins' :lol:
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I resemble that comment!

    Ah VW!

    Apols for missing you Saturday night. We came looking for you (it was *that* exciting) but there was no SUrfbum to be found. So we pulled the black van off and headed home,

    Suffice to say myself and SWMBO send our best regards.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    So who remembers that cock that nearly wiped us out in the BMW 330d estate with a couple of bikes on the back? Did we decide if it was SurfMatt in the end?
    What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Clank wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I resemble that comment!

    Ah VW!

    Apols for missing you Saturday night. We came looking for you (it was *that* exciting) but there was no SUrfbum to be found. So we pulled the black van off and headed home,

    Suffice to say myself and SWMBO send our best regards.
    theres a nice pic of mrs clank on my facebook pictures
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • DiabloCableGuy
    DiabloCableGuy Posts: 12
    Gazlar wrote:
    RAY!!!! Have you whittled a computer out of a fruit tree? Is it an apple?

    Yup, and used the spine from a bear as a wi-fi antenna.
    Muttly1981 wrote:
    So who remembers that fool that nearly wiped us out in the BMW 330d estate with a couple of bikes on the back? Did we decide if it was SurfMatt in the end?

    Wish I caught that cunt on my helmet cam. What a twat.
    Clank wrote:
    For thems that weren't there, allow me to introduce Team Sausage member and chief science officer from the Challenge. He played Spock to Galzar's Shat.

    /bows
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Ray!!!!

    Nice to see your feeling brave to come into these parts!

    Had it in person, pixels can't be any scarier!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    We never have you the sort of abuse the police were interested in in person, look what we do to 4 year old holidaying girls in here!!!

    Definitely surf matt in that Beemer. Can't believe how many twunts there were out there, especially top a clear charity group
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Also it would seem, ladies love a dropper post
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Gazlar wrote:
    Also it would seem, ladies love a dropper post

    It's the ability to extend up to 6 inches with quick flick of the fingers that does it.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    Saw the "Good Deed Feed" in the Metro this morning from Gazlar, thanking everyone for their involvement with Alex, well done gents!

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