Bottom Bracket captions.

Cleat Eastwood

pinarello001 wrote:

Repeats and warm beer....and you wonder why my only joy in life is eating mice and licking my own ar5ehole.

pinno

pinarello001 wrote:

Here goes. I'll pick the winner on Sunday.

"Pass the ball.. PASS IT.. yeah go on... down the wing...Cross it... CROSS IT...F**KING CROSS IT...he's free. play it square...SQUARE...SQUARE. Oh boll0x...how did you miss that you tw4t. Effing Torres, what a waste of money I tell ya."

Cleat Eastwood

pinarello001 wrote:

And while you're out there, love, make us another mouse butty would ya.

Aggieboy

After a beer, Fluffy liked to knock one out while watching a Top Cat dvd.

cornerblock

pinarello001 wrote:

Fluffy's idea of a Hair of the dog was proof that his life was on a downward spiral.

pinno

Fluffy was really gagging for a fluffy.

Cleat Eastwood

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After the death of long time partner Jerry, Tom's life descended into an endless cycle of daytime TV, cheap booze and self abuse.

gasman_dave

pinarello001 wrote:

Here goes. I'll pick the winner on Sunday.

Sacked from Shrek 5, Puss knew his addiction to Donkey porn had really let him down.

Aggieboy

After Dick Whittington had died, his cat turned into a right lazy f*cker.

cornerblock

pinarello001 wrote:

Animals Do the Funniest Things! My arse!

pinno

Seems as though this one has run its course. I have decided in the interests of harmony, fair play and in the climate of political nepotism, vested interests, the Levinson enquiry, cash for questions etc etc. This one is going to a vote.
YOU CANNOT VOTE FOR YOURSELF. In the event of a draw, I have the final casting vote. In the event of more than one entry, put "Aggieboy no. 2" for example. In all events just put forward the BR id name.
Disclaimer - Any entries from now on won't be counted and my counting skills are sh1te.

random man

I vote for T.M.H.N.E.T.

T.M.H.N.E.T wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Here goes. I'll pick the winner on Sunday.

Frank the tank enjoys his post op downtime a little too much.

gasman_dave

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

And while you're out there, love, make us another mouse butty would ya.

This makes me laugh every time.

RonB

The gasman called Dave.

Frank the tank

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

And while you're out there, love, make us another mouse butty would ya.

This gets my vote.

pinno

Vote now

Cleat Eastwood

Can I vote for englebert.

pinno

Gasman_dave is the winner by a whisker ! Englebert Humperdink comes a close second. Sorry Cleat - I liked the 'Oh feck it i'm drunk' line.

gasman_dave

Thanks to 001 and all. Loads of great captions there.

Can I have a caption for this photo by Thursday evening?

cornerblock

gasman_dave wrote:

Dave's ride today was a little lumpy but very enjoyable.

Wheelspinner

"Good thing I wore the baggies today!"

t.m.h.n.e.t

gasman_dave wrote:

Thanks to 001 and all. Loads of great captions there.

Can I have a caption for this photo by Thursday evening?

Listen love, this isn't a shared use pa....boooooooooooooooobiessss

pinno

gasman_dave wrote:

It was difficult to hide the fact that Frank the tank quickly realised the merits of cycling purely for pleasure, although the wigwams in his trousers were a little more difficult to comceal.

RonB

It was pure coincidence that Ron chose today to try out that 100m off-road training lap for 1001 reps.

Cleat Eastwood

hold on we need a stewards inquiry here - votes cast

1 for TMHNET
1 for gasman dave
2 for me

winner = gasman dave

who's doing the counting here Vladimir Putin

pinno

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

hold on we need a stewards inquiry here - votes cast

1 for TMHNET
1 for gasman dave
2 for me

winner = gasman dave

who's doing the counting here Vladimir Putin

Oh sh1t, what can I say...erm...?
Lets see, you choose my excuse (thats democratic after all):

I'm in the waste disposal business

I did have the casting vote and the postal system is on holiday for 3 days so we don't actually know who won it until the votes have all been counted

The smoke from your pipe made my eyes water and I couldn't see properly

I was too busy laughing at the "...of feck it i'm drunk line" to pay enough attention

Aggieboy tied me up in his basement and I was threatened with being raped by a munter if I didn't allow Gasman_dave to win.

I got an irrate phone call from Claire Baldwin complaining that you have eaten all the eccles cakes in the North West - she's very hungry and therefore it would be a morally wrong to let you win.

I am dixlesic

It was my hampster that Freddy Star ate and I am still unhappy and not in a state of mind that is capable of deciding such important issues

I did'nt read the small print

Yodel never delivered the computerised voting system in time and it was all a shambles

I contracted the voting out to a Quango called Wiggle and they got it wrong

I am a miserable lying fokker who led you up the garden path with all those PC ideas of how to decide who wins.

gasman_dave

Can I just say that I have never had relations with Aggie's basement.

In the interest of fair play, let Pinarello001 decide again.

Dave

RonB

But this is an internet forum, what on earth has fair play got to do with it?

cornerblock

What about a coalition, Dave and Cleat, what can possibly go wrong? :?

Cleat Eastwood

Cornerblock wrote:

What about a coalition, Dave and Cleat, what can possibly go wrong? :?

This could



lets keep gasman_daves pic - he deserves to win just for him name.