Bottom Bracket captions.

Aggieboy
Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
edited September 2012 in The bottom bracket
Best one chosen by me after a couple of days puts up his own and then chooses his winner etc etc..........

Susanna_Reid%2B%25283%2529.jpg

Susanna promised to stay in with her new candle, as she'd worn the other one out.
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
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  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    Lunch with Munch?
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    "Bill Clinton was THIS big!"
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    "Having chosen the smaller of the 2 candles for the table, Susanna wished she'd remembered the larger was still on the chair as she sat down in her lacy black crotchless-panties"
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The watermelon slice thief strikes again.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Even Susannah was surprised at Aggie's first post in Bottom Bracket - 'Girls with vegetables'
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,820
    Susanna was clearly enjoying her session with the invisible man.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Susannah was obviously disgusted at Aggies first post in Bottom Bracket - 'Photoshopped images of Aggie doing humiliating and rude things to Susannah'
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    GiantMike wrote:
    Susannah was obviously disgusted at Aggies first post in Bottom Bracket - 'Photoshopped images of Aggie doing humiliating and rude things to Susannah'

    You wouldn't need to 'shop them!

    Suprisingly for Cake Stop some really good replies :lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Invisible Man to Susanna - "Suze, you give good head but can you please hurry up, this candle is burning my ar5e"
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    "Back when I was a man,I was this big"
  • 2Phat4Rapha
    2Phat4Rapha Posts: 238
    From there? Go on then, try it!
    I may be a minority of one but that doesn't prevent me from being right.
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    "You mean it's only this big".
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    new disney princess shocked as lumiere waxes off in front of her.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    susannah's reaction is caught as she is told Aggigeboy had been released from his secure detention
    @surroundedbh
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    JUUUUUDGE! I tell you, Aggie was THIS close.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Susanna uses primal scream therapy to overcome the Stockholm Syndrome suffered while locked in Aggieboy's cellar.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    In an unexpected twist to their strange relationship and to Susanna's delight, the candle revealed that he has an even bigger, fatter brother
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Pig ugly wife puts on her sexy Susanna Reid head for romantic meal with husband Aggie.











    Apologies to the missus, I'm sure she is lovely.
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    After 26 miles,I dropped one THIS big!!!!
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Posting piccies on my other thread reminded me of this one. Sorry to all those that 'entered'. There are some bloody funny and clever replies and I couldn't decide tbh. Asked Mrs Aggie to read over them and help. Big mistake! She found them funny as well until this post

    Cornerblock wrote:
    Pig ugly wife puts on her sexy Susanna Reid head for romantic meal with husband Aggie.



    Apologies to the missus, I'm sure she is lovely.

    reminded her of the time in a shop when I asked her if I could buy her one of these -

    holly-willoughby.jpg

    Why? she innocently asked. Then it dawned on her :lol::lol: Didn't get it :(:lol:

    Anyway, I digress. She laughed out loudest to jordan_217, so I'll pass the baton to him.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Anyway, I digress. She laughed out loudest to jordan_217, so I'll pass the baton to him.

    They were supposed to be funny captions. You should have said!
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    GiantMike wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Anyway, I digress. She laughed out loudest to jordan_217, so I'll pass the baton to him.

    They were supposed to be funny captions. You should have said!


    Didn't have to be. As I said above there were funny and clever replies. Yours -
    GiantMike wrote:
    "Having chosen the smaller of the 2 candles for the table, Susanna wished she'd remembered the larger was still on the chair as she sat down in her lacy black crotchless-panties"
    was serious was it?? :wink:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    oscar_wilde-478x270.jpg

    Oh! You wanted smutty, funny captions and not clever witty ones. Why didn't you say so, Dear Boy?
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Peddle Up! wrote:
    oscar_wilde-478x270.jpg

    Is that a fag?
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Right! There's only one rule...

    1.There are no rules. Post what you want!!!!!!!

    Clear enough?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    GiantMike wrote:
    Peddle Up! wrote:
    oscar_wilde-478x270.jpg

    Is that a fag?

    No, he's pleased to see you. :)
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    GiantMike wrote:
    Peddle Up! wrote:
    oscar_wilde-478x270.jpg

    Is that a fag?

    No, it's the lovechild of:

    clancy-brown.jpg

    and

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQbOuZhLvDkFZmwsedBuM3Y4H2E76OSyYl4pVBYLJXbLST42s8

    I shall search for an (in)appropriate image. Any rules on the image, Aggie?
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    GiantMike wrote:
    Peddle Up! wrote:
    oscar_wilde-478x270.jpg

    Is that a fag?

    I can clearly see who Stephen Fry models himself on now.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
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  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Please could you select a picture so I can use the caption "As a result of falling down the escalator, Nigella realised she had a nasty infected gash at the top of her leg"?

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