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  • fish156
    fish156 Posts: 496
    Well when it came to posting a caption photo I had the choice of The Germans or one of a girl in a short skirt next to a bicycle with a seatpost but no saddle. I stand by my choice.

    And the winner is....

    [cue sound of ripping open envelope]

    ... gasman_dave with
    gasman_dave wrote:
    But my towel is already up the hill, dumkopf!
  • gasman_dave
    gasman_dave Posts: 129
    Thank you gents, I would have given it to Frank or Peddle.

    Will find something unsuitable and post this evening.

    Dave
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    RonB wrote:
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    Vee hav just arrived from the dark side of the moon and vee demand a hill climb!


    i think this should have won - i've been chuckling at it all day.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Aggieboy wrote:
    fish156 wrote:
    Cheers Aggie :D

    Winner to be chosen Sunday evening. (No cash prize alternative.)

    So what really happened last week when the German national squad were prevented from riding the Olympic Road Race route at Box Hill?
    German_Squad.jpg

    Whohoo Germans! Give us some help, we've got 'grease' on a very slippery, slidey slope.

    Oh, come on!! Funny, witty and current, mine. Obviously missed it. :roll:







    :wink:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • fish156
    fish156 Posts: 496
    The judge's decision is final.







    Although bribery is not out of the question.
  • gasman_dave
    gasman_dave Posts: 129
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    Best caption for what Hilary is saying to her loving husband and her faithful friend. All judging is final, though may be vetted by Mrs Gasman.

    And if Aggie doesn't win, no moaning.

    Dave
  • gasman_dave
    gasman_dave Posts: 129
    Decision by Thursday evening.
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    Unfortunately for Bill,Monica decided to take their affair public
  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    Bill's none to sure of Hillary's solution to finding someone to keep him happy and who wouldn't talk to the press.
    @surroundedbh
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Redhog14 wrote:
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    "It's fine" says Hillary "I had her teeth removed.."
    @surroundedbh
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,660
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    "No Fido, no! Bad dog! I said go fetch the stick!
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Contrary to all the evidence Bill still maintained he did not have relations with that dog.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    I did not have sexual relations with that bitch!

    [Clobbered by the auto-censor! :roll: Bee..it..ch]
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    Sorry Frank. I should check before posting. Great minds eh?
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
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    A bone Bill! I said give the dog a bone, it's like an illness with you! :evil:
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    "hey bill since that dogs got a bone in its throat why don't we call it Lewinsky."
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    fish156 wrote:
    The judge's decision is final.

    gasman_dave wrote:
    Funny-politicians-27.jpg

    Best caption for what Hilary is saying to her loving husband and her faithful friend. All judging is final, though may be vetted by Mrs Gasman.

    And if Aggie doesn't win, no moaning.

    Dave

    Harsh, just harsh.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    "Dogging - you're doing it wrong" ;)

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    Monica's little joke involving the skirt she'd never washed and a police tracker dog, was starting to p1ss Bill off.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    Well, if George Bush can get sucked off by a British poodle...
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Bill: "And then I grabbed her paws, er I mean hands, and pulled her hard onto me like this. Now, if you get that cigar I handed you earlier....."
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
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    Police believe it came from the grassy knoll, only this time the President seemed happy to have his head blown off.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,095
    Listen Bill - the next time you are a naughty boy, just remember all I need to do is shout 'fetch' and you'll be squeeking like a jenny, I trained him up real good.
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    Bill was really surprised to find out how much dogs loved cheese.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Hillary " I suppose you are going to deny this as well"?
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    EEK an ugly mutt is trying to grab the presidents balls.....and Fido is joining in too.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • gasman_dave
    gasman_dave Posts: 129
    I'm very impressed with the quality of posts, and I have to say that Aggie may be in the running.

    Owing to situations beyond my control, I will be judging tomorrow night, Wednesday, and not Thursday. Mrs Gasman will a say.

    One last push, one and all.

    Dave
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    edited May 2012
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    "Well, at least it could have sniffed my ar5e first"
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • fish156
    fish156 Posts: 496
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    Once out of the White House, Bill Clinton's intern budget was slashed.

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