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  • fish156
    fish156 Posts: 496
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    Whenever Monica sniffed Bill's crotch, Hillary regretted having that public competition to name the Clinton family dog.
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    gasman_dave wrote:
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    The effects of genetic modification of animals were finally realised. US scientists have created a dog with a dick at both ends.
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
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    "Odd that she went for the front, she's supposed to be a Chocolate Labrador"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
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    Highly trained, the hunting dog was used to putting a dead c0ck in it's mouth.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • RonB
    RonB Posts: 3,984
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    Hilary was determined - that pair were heading back to p7 and their rightful owner.
  • gasman_dave
    gasman_dave Posts: 129
    Okay, here are the results.

    In 3rd, with a fantastic entry from NZ.
    CrunchyToes wrote:

    "In Gob We Thrust"

    In 2nd, with a vote from Mrs G.
    DavidBelcher wrote:
    "Dogging - you're doing it wrong" ;)

    David

    But the winner in my opinion was
    Cornerblock wrote:
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    Police believe it came from the grassy knoll, only this time the President seemed happy to have his head blown off.

    Well done CB. Up to you now.

    Dave
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Fixed.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • gasman_dave
    gasman_dave Posts: 129
    All fair and above board. You win a prize for the most entries though.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Thanks Dave, don't mind Aggie, he's showing himself to be a really sore loser, well he'd better get used to the feeling come next season! :wink:
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    What is Prince Philip up to? Will pick the cleverest/wittiest on Friday. And there is no point putting money in my paypal account Aggie! :|

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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Cornerblock wrote:
    What is Prince Philip up to? Will pick the cleverest/wittiest on Friday. And there is no point putting money in my paypal account Aggie! :|

    I'm strictly a 'cash' man.




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    'Phil the Greek' found a novel way of trying to kickstart Greece's economy.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • gasman_dave
    gasman_dave Posts: 129
    Cornerblock wrote:
    What is Prince Philip up to? Will pick the cleverest/wittiest on Friday.

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    Right, that's Pippa's car up the creek, now where did I put those webcams?
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    Cornerblock wrote:
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    "Bloody NHS pacemaker!"

    You have to imagine the voice.
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • RonB
    RonB Posts: 3,984
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    Why can't she manage with a mobility scooter like everyone else? I told Lizzie that we'd only get a few hundred yards with this powering the Phantom!
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Cornerblock wrote:
    What is Prince Philip up to? Will pick the cleverest/wittiest on Friday. And there is no point putting money in my paypal account Aggie! :|

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    Phils Gaffe-o-meter was beginning to look a bit long in the tooth...
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • gasman_dave
    gasman_dave Posts: 129
    Cornerblock wrote:
    What is Prince Philip up to? Will pick the cleverest/wittiest on Friday. And there is no point putting money in my paypal account Aggie! :|

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    Made in China! I'm not having those slitty-eyed gits put their battery in my Range Rover. In my day they'd be shot.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Cornerblock wrote:

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    Just for a laugh Prince Philip thought he'd put a bomb under Charles' motor!
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
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    After 16 years it was time to remove the battery of Fergie's dildo from the Palace.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
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    Phil finally removed the the batteries for the blinding light from the Paris underpass.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,095
    Cornerblock wrote:
    What is Prince Philip up to? Will pick the cleverest/wittiest on Friday. And there is no point putting money in my paypal account Aggie! :|

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    (Mumbling under his breath) "Pity those Via erm.. vigra... viafra... oh whatever, those little blue pills wear off after a while. Now... let me see... If I put the red crocodile clip to my left toe and the black one to my right testicle... mmm Boner?!? Then i'll give queenie an anniversary to really remember...kruma sotra, kamo sitra... bugger wots the name of that book I got when I...?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    Cornerblock wrote:
    What is Prince Philip up to? Will pick the cleverest/wittiest on Friday. And there is no point putting money in my paypal account Aggie! :|

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    Phillip's 2012 Prius hybrid came in handy when he realised that the matches for the BBQ were back at the palace.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    After attaching the electrodes to a sleeping Edward's bollocks, Phil was hoping a quick jolt would stop his son being gay.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    And now to the winner of the Caption competition, it gives me great pleasure to.....where's the envelope?
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Cornerblock wrote:
    What is Prince Philip up to? Will pick the cleverest/wittiest on Friday. And there is no point putting money in my paypal account Aggie! :|

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    I'll be able to Taser thousands of pheasants with this big ol' bugger.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    The winner is this very topical effort. No cash changed hands in making this decision! Well done Aggie, it's all yours.

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    'Phil the Greek' found a novel way of trying to kickstart Greece's economy.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Cornerblock wrote:
    The winner is this very topical effort. No cash changed hands in making this decision! Well done Aggie, it's all yours.

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    'Phil the Greek' found a novel way of trying to kickstart Greece's economy.


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    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Winner on Monday -

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    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,095
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Winner on Monday -

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    "C'mon ye English bast@rds if ye think yer tuff enuff - I'm getting independance an' thats that"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Aggieboy wrote:

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    Distraught Mum slams police kettling.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Aggieboy wrote:

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    Stand back - he's got a loaded nappy.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

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