Bottom Bracket captions.

MattC59

Aggieboy wrote:

After saving it up for months, Aggie was at last ready to enter his dungeon.

tim_wand

MattC59 wrote:

Aggieboy wrote:

After saving it up for months, Aggie was at last ready to enter his dungeon.

After Micheals death and his subsequent eviction from the never lands mansion, Bubbles found that his bags were fully packed.

RonB

Aggieboy wrote:

The subliminal advertising worked a treat. Thanks to Bonzo's pose, sales of kiwi fruit went through the roof.

nevman

RonB wrote:

Aggieboy wrote:

Skid Row beckoned for Bubbles,as his second career as a yoga instructor seemed to have hit an obstacle.

t.m.h.n.e.t

Aggieboy wrote:

Thanks to all those that voted for me. I'd also like to thank my wife, children, bank manager, Billy Bonds, Ry Cooder and the girls in the basement.

Next one - I'll choose on Tuesday...

A tired london commuter decides to have lunch and a quick snooze by the Thames.

Cleat Eastwood

Aggieboy wrote:

"Evolution? Ha, did your einstein have balls like melons.....nuff said"

napoleond

Griepel waits for the lanterne rouge.

fish156

Aggieboy wrote:

A potential customer considers this week's special offer on the full back, sack 'n crack treatment.

evil_breakfast

Planet of the Grapes

postman

You need big ones to be a Manchester supporter this weekend.

pinno

Aggieboy wrote:

Whilst reminiscing in a park in Leicester, Cheetah spotted Tarzan strolling towards him in the distance. It was the first time they had seen each other since that ugly Jane incident.

GiantMike

Aggieboy wrote:

In a desperate bid for ratings, 'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here' producers introduced a subtle twist to the 'eat the monkey's testicles' Bushtucker Trial.

cornerblock

Aggieboy wrote:

if I don't get me some hot monkey action soon I'm gonna climb the blooming wall!

Aggieboy

fish156 wrote:

Aggieboy wrote:

A potential customer considers this week's special offer on the full back, sack 'n crack treatment.

Winner fish156 - I can just see this thought going through his mind

RonB

Looking forward to a different picture that's for sure ... c'mon Mr Fish!

Aggieboy

RonB wrote:

Looking forward to a different picture that's for sure ... c'mon Mr Fish!

I've pm'd him, so hopefully he'll be along soon. What's wrong with my picture anyway? I could sit and stare at it for hours

fish156

Cheers Aggie

Winner to be chosen Sunday evening. (No cash prize alternative.)

So what really happened last week when the German national squad were prevented from riding the Olympic Road Race route at Box Hill?

nevman

fish156 wrote:

Cheers Aggie

Winner to be chosen Sunday evening. (No cash prize alternative.)

So what really happened last week when the German national squad were prevented from riding the Olympic Road Race route at Box Hill?

National team?Dont make me larf,you lot aint even got matching legwarmers.Bunch of communters from oop Narth if you ask me.Look,no ticket,no entry now p*** orft.

Gizmodo

fish156 wrote:

So what really happened last week when the German national squad were prevented from riding the Olympic Road Race route at Box Hill?

German accent: "Excuse me, can you tell us ze vay to ze nearest docking station please, ve need to return zees bikes"

Or

Cyclist: Will you stop talking about the war?
Worker: Me? You started it.
Cyclist: We did not!
Worker: Yes, you did. You invaded Poland.

Or

One bloke in the lorry to the other, "Listen, don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right. "

Edit: just in case anyone here didn't already realise, those last 2 might not be totally original.

t.m.h.n.e.t

"I'll be back"

GiantMike

Chief German: 'Vot is your name?'

Less-fat van driver: 'Don't tell him Cake'

Aggieboy

fish156 wrote:

Cheers Aggie

Winner to be chosen Sunday evening. (No cash prize alternative.)

So what really happened last week when the German national squad were prevented from riding the Olympic Road Race route at Box Hill?

Whohoo Germans! Give us some help, we've got 'grease' on a very slippery, slidey slope.

gasman_dave

So what really happened last week when the German national squad were prevented from riding the Olympic Road Race route at Box Hill?
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But my towel is already up the hill, dumkopf!

cornerblock

fish156 wrote:

So what really happened last week when the German national squad were prevented from riding the Olympic Road Race route at Box Hill?

Greipel; Vee are here to do zee Box Hill loop.

Workman; Sorry mate resurfacing, nein loops today.

Greipel; Oh no just zee one time today, nine on zee race day though.

RonB

Vee hav just arrived from the dark side of the moon and vee demand a hill climb!

Aggieboy

F*ck off. It's shut.

RonB

It wasn't until Helmut and the gang reached the bottom of the "HC" climb that they realised the true meaning of CHIPPER.

Frank the tank

fish156 wrote:

Cheers Aggie

Winner to be chosen Sunday evening. (No cash prize alternative.)

So what really happened last week when the German national squad were prevented from riding the Olympic Road Race route at Box Hill?

Lorry driver: Unless you lot 'ave earned the right to wear them trade tops ya can fack oorrfff, ya dopplegangers. :evil:

t.m.h.n.e.t

Even the workmen admired the size of Griepels lunchbox

Peddle Up!

fish156 wrote:

So what really happened last week when the German national squad were prevented from riding the Olympic Road Race route at Box Hill?

For you Fritz. Ze climb is over.