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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    jordan_217 wrote:

    Any rules on the image, Aggie?

    No. The thread is all yours and you're welcome to it. :lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
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    Dunno.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
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    Dunno.

    Referring to Fry and Wilde looking alike is my guess.

    Knowing him, he just wanted to post a picture of two white horses and then he went into 'PC' mode. :lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Aggieboy wrote:
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    Dunno.

    Referring to Fry and Wilde looking alike is my guess.

    Knowing him, he just wanted to post a picture of two white horses and then he went into 'PC' mode. :lol:

    Maybe he wanted a Richard dawkins-esque quote. But i think you are right, Aggieboy (handsome, too :wink: )
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    Dunno.

    This
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Never mind the zebra, I say stewards enquiry!
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Best one chosen by me after a couple of days puts up his own and then chooses his winner etc etc..........

    I would never have questioned your wife's beauty if I had known she was to be the judge. And to make matters worse she chooses jordan_217!! I thought ugly people normally compensated for their looks by having a great sense of humour! :wink:
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    Never mind the zebra, I say stewards enquiry!
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Best one chosen by me after a couple of days puts up his own and then chooses his winner etc etc..........

    I would never have questioned your wife's beauty if I had known she was to be the judge. And to make matters worse she chooses jordan_217!! I thought ugly people normally compensated for their looks by having a great sense of humour! :wink:

    Good point. We demand a recount!
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    jordan_217 wrote:

    I shall search for an (in)appropriate image. Any rules on the image, Aggie?

    How long does it take??? Cake Stoppers are revolting.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Look, we are all winners in Cake Stop :DBloody moaning ba5t4rds, just admit defeat and move on...

    Cornerblock, that cut deep!

    Next image:

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    I'll pick a winner in a couple of days.
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • Gizmodo
    Gizmodo Posts: 1,928
    jordan_217 wrote:
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    The guy (sorry Rick 'person') who does the graphics for Daybreak says to his (sorry Rick 'their') mate:
    - "How do I make this map look as cold as it really is?"
    - "Just put a great big arrow pointing to her nipples, they'll get the idea."

    I was going to ask "who watches Daybreak in 'HD'" but after studying that picture for a while I think I might be a convert. :shock:
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    jordan_217 wrote:
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    Knowing exactly what she wants and when she wanted it, all Helga Schtiffle's boyfriends got a map of her 'favourite places' and the exact time the back door would be open to visitors
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    GiantMike wrote:
    jordan_217 wrote:
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    Knowing exactly what she wants and when she wanted it, all Helga Schtiffle's boyfriends got a map of her 'favourite places' and the exact time the back door would be open to visitors


    The height of the bar for captions has been set. :roll:

    No - that's not my entry. :)

    No, that's ^ not my entry either! :):)
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    jordan_217 wrote:
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    On dark winter mornings, Jordan the lesbian weathergirl looked forward to a warm front and moist trough.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    jordan_217 wrote:
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    Sally was stunned at Michael Fish's assertion that his c0ck was like is hurricane, because it had an eye in the middle and when it was coming, you could do nothing about it and had to spend a long time cleaning up afterwards.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
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    The 'closer' Lucy got, the more difficult it was to keep Holly's head down and out of shot.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    Light frost over northern areas and damp patches to the south?
  • Gizmodo
    Gizmodo Posts: 1,928
    Peddle Up! wrote:
    The height of the bar for captions has been set. :roll:

    No - that's not my entry. :)

    No, that's ^ not my entry either! :):)
    You better hurry up and make your entry, she's waiting!
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
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    Lucy had misunderstood the Editors instruction to point out the locations of Bristol and Twatt.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    edited April 2012
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    The 'Cake Stoppers' sex education for Willhub began by pointing out the location of ladies naughty bits.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    jordan_217 wrote:
    Next image:

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    Pervy cyclists!

    On yer bikes!
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    jordan_217 wrote:
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    Lucy's prediction that Jordan_217 would never bother to judge the caption competition came true.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    jordan_217 wrote:
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    After an unpleasant fall on an escalator, Nigella spent several weeks nursing a nasty infected gash at the top of her thigh?
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    And the winner is........

    Giant Mike. Though if there was an entry limit he probably would of been disqualified!

    GiantMike wrote:
    jordan_217 wrote:
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    Knowing exactly what she wants and when she wanted it, all Helga Schtiffle's boyfriends got a map of her 'favourite places' and the exact time the back door would be open to visitors

    Giant Mike, your turn.
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Yay.

    New picture in a bit.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    Judging on Sunday Night
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    GiantMike wrote:
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    Judging on Sunday Night

    After helping them out with a push-start, the tank crew decided to reward their rescuers with a ride around the park.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    GiantMike wrote:
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    Judging on Sunday Night

    Royal Tank Regiment NCO's misunderstood their orders to see if the Challenger fleet suffered from 'tank slapper' on undulating terrain.
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    GiantMike wrote:
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    After their charity 'tank tour' of America, Kate and Zara had picked up some local eating habits.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Aggieboy wrote:
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    The 'two fat slags' Viz TM had taken the Geordie Friday night tradition of getting 'tanked up' to new heights.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    GiantMike wrote:
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    Anyone else think my bum looks big in this?
    Purveyor of "up" :)