Just for Fun: If I were Prime Minister, I would...
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Thumbs up.
Seriously. Non-elected upper chamber FTW!0 -
CiB wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:The problem is, with you, I can't tell if you're joking...!
I have this image if you cry-w*nking to the forbes rich-list... :P0 -
TailWindHome wrote:I would have removed the VAT from all sports equipment for 2012
JD Sports would like to donate to your campaign.0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:daviesee wrote:Some places make it a rule that you have to reverse into a parking space.
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They are places I will never visit.
Small inconvenience in the scheme of things.
If at all.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
notsoblue wrote:TailWindHome wrote:I would have removed the VAT from all sports equipment for 2012
JD Sports would like to donate to your campaign.
I'd be happy to let them.
However football replica tops would be excluded. As will trainers for wearing to Weatherspoons.“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
daviesee wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:daviesee wrote:Some places make it a rule that you have to reverse into a parking space.
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They are places I will never visit.
Small inconvenience in the scheme of things.
If at all.
It'd make much more sense to have cars (which are often single-occupancy) park driver's side to driver's side... I.e. facing alternate ways assuming they're all right-hand drive...Sometimes parts break. Sometimes you crash. Sometimes it’s your fault.0 -
daviesee wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:daviesee wrote:Some places make it a rule that you have to reverse into a parking space.
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They are places I will never visit.
Small inconvenience in the scheme of things.
If at all.
It's more what it represents..!
If my work want to interfere wit the way I park....
Grr.0 -
1. Give everyone the day off.
2. Make Jeremy Kyle the Minister of Justice.
3. Make it illegal for retired people to go shopping at weekends. My local supermarket is rammed with old people shopping (and taking their effing time about it because they brought the "wrong glasses" or something). They have had ALL WEEK to do their shopping. Grrrrr....Ecrasez l’infame0 -
I would introduce drafting buses. These would be electric vehicles specifically aerodynamically designed to create a nice big area for effective drafting behind them. They would be sent down popular bike commuting routes at roughly 5-minute intervals at a steady 30mph. The would have sirens and flashing lights and uncontestable right of way over anything else. A camera on the front would be hooked to a screen covering the entire back of the vehicle so that the cyclists behind it can see what's coming up ahead and anticipate any likely braking (obviously with a symbol to ensure that it wasn't totally invisible so cyclists didn't cycle into the back of it). Laser guides pointed at the road behind would indicate neat positions so that as many cyclists as possible can fit into the drafting zone.
Just hop on behind the first one that goes past, hop off when you get where you need to be!0 -
Genius, sheer unadulterated genius.FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.0