Mundane Observations Thread
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....i once got a very dodgy tummy after prawns...0
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Yes, I caught crabs in Morecambe once - happy days.
My wife says that I'm a shellfish lover.
I'm sure there's a cockle joke I could use here too......'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0 -
dmclite wrote:passout wrote:Yes, I caught crabs in Morecambe once - happy days.
My wife says that I'm a shellfish lover.
I'm sure there's a cockle joke I could use here too......
I went to a disco down the seaside last week.........................pulled a mussel, boom boom.
Groan....'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0 -
dmclite wrote:passout wrote:Yes, I caught crabs in Morecambe once - happy days.
My wife says that I'm a shellfish lover.
I'm sure there's a cockle joke I could use here too......
I went to a disco down the seaside last week.........................pulled a mussel, boom boom.
Yellow card - far too funny for this thread.
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"It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal0
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CHRISNOIR wrote:dmclite wrote:passout wrote:Yes, I caught crabs in Morecambe once - happy days.
My wife says that I'm a shellfish lover.
I'm sure there's a cockle joke I could use here too......
I went to a disco down the seaside last week.........................pulled a mussel, boom boom.
Yellow card - far too funny for this thread.
Sorry got carried away, far too much frivolity.
On a more mundane thread, I bought some schoolsocks for my son today. Dark grey from Next.0 -
Pairs of socks always turn into solitary pieces of clothing when they exit my washing machine. I never find the missing partner. I have overcome this problem by only buying similar looking pairs of black socks. This way I am no longer constrained to re-uniting lost sock partners ('soul' mates?). I think you should make sure that all of your kids socks are grey - if it was good enough for AC/DC....'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0
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P.S. Grey is definitely the most Mundane colour isn't it? It even makes beige look a little edgy.'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0
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I bought a sofabed from DFS last week. We ordered the footstool from a different range, but the nice man managed to get in touch with the factory and cover it in the same fabric as the new sofa. My wife is very pleased. Afterwards we went to a beefeater for a bit of lunch, as it was next door and very handy for lunch.0
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Put some stickers on my bike tonight after cleaning it.0
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whats the term for a sentence where you, unnecessarily, say the same thing twice?
eg ..i just watched a naff film starring Richard Gere....0 -
Mothyman wrote:whats the term for a sentence where you, unnecessarily, say the same thing twice?
eg ..i just watched a naff film starring Richard Gere....
tautology?0 -
thats it..tautology...thanks deptfordmarmoset....
well anyway...i just watched a naff film starring Richard Gere.....he was surgeon where someone died on the table, he went to apologise to the bereaved and fell in love with the woman in the guesthouse....it was codswallop0 -
X factor is taking some good music and making it mundane. I would rather slam my love torpedo in a car door than watch anymore X factor.0
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People getting upset about whether to use Campy or Campag as an abbreviation for an
Italian bicycle component company. :roll:0 -
Mothyman wrote:thats it..tautology...thanks deptfordmarmoset....
well anyway...i just watched a naff film starring Richard Gere.....he was surgeon where someone died on the table, he went to apologise to the bereaved and fell in love with the woman in the guesthouse....it was codswallop
You could also say it's redundant e.g. 'a river of water'. Anyway, that film sounds awful. TV was so bad last night (except for a repeat of Spaced) that I curled up with a good book and a hot toddy.'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0 -
I'm hoping for some better weather tomorrow.0
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my cat ate prawns out of a dustbin once and then threw them up all over my kitchen floor.dmclite wrote:Mothyman wrote:....i once got a very dodgy tummy after prawns...
That is fairly mundane, shellfish are filter feeders and can be dodgy if not stored/prepared or cooked properly.
Funny thing is - he not only threw up the prawns, but also quite a large worm that had been living inside his stomach.
The worm lived for another 5 hours inside a jam jar.
i called it eric.0 -
Porgy wrote:
my cat ate prawns out of a dustbin once and then threw them up all over my kitchen floor.dmclite wrote:Mothyman wrote:....i once got a very dodgy tummy after prawns...
That is fairly mundane, shellfish are filter feeders and can be dodgy if not stored/prepared or cooked properly.
Funny thing is - he not only threw up the prawns, but also quite a large worm that had been living inside his stomach.
The worm lived for another 5 ours inside a jam jar.
i called it eric.
Wrong thread mate, that is really interesting. 0 -
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..my dad's name is Eric...0
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Theres a young lad called Eric who works at our local Somerfield, which is soon changing to the Co-op.0
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Eric means eternal ruler, ever powerful, one leader or similar in Norse. I was hoping for a more mundane meaning like 'steadfast one' but what can you do?
I wish I was a Viking rather than working in the public sector in Preston......'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0
