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  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    I've never managed to sit through Gregorys girl, not enough special effects or violence for me.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    I love soft, comfortable moss, the kind you get in woodlands.

    Whenever I see some, I just have to sit on it.

    It turns me on.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    johnfinch is a weirdo :P
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    johnfinch wrote:
    I love soft, comfortable moss, the kind you get in woodlands.

    Whenever I see some, I just have to sit on it.

    It turns me on.


    Wrong thread. Needs to go here http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12662398 with an appropriate picture.



    Are you sure it's the moss and not the 'toadstools' you enjoy?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Isn't it spagnam moss - or something similar?
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    passout wrote:
    Isn't it spagnam moss - or something similar?

    Sphagnum, I think. It was one of my first jokes as a kid; whenever my Mum would watch Magnum PI on TV I'd shout 'Oh look its Sphagnum PI - the crimefighting plant'. This was about 1988 - things haven't got any funnier since.
  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    Chris Noir has been into moss-based jokes from an early age.
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    Nuggs wrote:
    Chris Noir has been into moss-based jokes from an early age.
    You're Lichen that joke then..?
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    I didn't have time for lunch today.
    -Spider-
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    passout wrote:
    Isn't it spagnam moss - or something similar?

    Sphagnum, I think. It was one of my first jokes as a kid; whenever my Mum would watch Magnum PI on TV I'd shout 'Oh look its Sphagnum PI - the crimefighting plant'. This was about 1988 - things haven't got any funnier since.

    That's the one, sphagnum. Luxury moss.
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    I had a rather unproductive day at work today.
    Oh well, there's always tomorrow...
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    I haven't had Spam to eat in years - plenty in my inbox though. Maybe that's the price of progress, Spam has gone digital.
    Cycling weakly
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    I've been unable to think of any moss related puns

    Still - as the wise man said about two posts ago - there's always tomorrow.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    They used sphagnam moss as a wound dressing in the old days.

    A poem.

    Oh moss, oh moss,
    so inviting for a sit down doss,
    More fun to sit on than watching TV,
    Especially that nob, Johnathan Ross.

    I'm wasted on here. :D
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I always feel quite tired when on nights.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I.m finishing a 12 hour shift in 20 minutes. Its been a tough one, no naps at all. :cry:
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    I always feel quite tired
  • popette
    popette Posts: 2,089
    I'm doing the ironing
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  • nasahapley
    nasahapley Posts: 717
    It's wet out again. Was going to go for a run, but I probably won't bother.
  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    I have had a satsuma on my desk for 3 days now... I think i will eat it after lunch.
    Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
    456
  • nasahapley
    nasahapley Posts: 717
    Bikerbaboon wrote:
    I have had a satsuma on my desk for 3 days now

    That is a long time.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    nasahapley wrote:
    Bikerbaboon wrote:
    I have had a satsuma on my desk for 3 days now

    That is a long time.

    Not as long as a week though
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Porgy wrote:
    nasahapley wrote:
    Bikerbaboon wrote:
    I have had a satsuma on my desk for 3 days now

    That is a long time.

    Not as long as a week though

    Or eight days.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Aren't policeman getting younger
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    passout wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    nasahapley wrote:
    Bikerbaboon wrote:
    I have had a satsuma on my desk for 3 days now

    That is a long time.

    Not as long as a week though

    Or eight days.

    Unless it's one of those eight day weeks the Beatles sang about once.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    passout wrote:
    Aren't policeman getting younger

    it's just you getting older :P
  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    passout wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    nasahapley wrote:
    Bikerbaboon wrote:
    I have had a satsuma on my desk for 3 days now

    That is a long time.

    Not as long as a week though

    Or eight days.

    realy it was only 27 office hours till consumption.
    Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
    456
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    Bikerbaboon wrote:
    passout wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    nasahapley wrote:
    Bikerbaboon wrote:
    I have had a satsuma on my desk for 3 days now

    That is a long time.

    Not as long as a week though

    Or eight days.

    realy it was only 27 office hours till consumption.

    Do out of hours not count when satsuma ages are calculated?
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    I saw a pigeon earlier
    -Spider-
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    -spider- wrote:
    I saw a pigeon earlier
    I had to jump out of the way of a low flying pigeon on Portland Street yesterday. I felt like a right tw*t.

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